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Title: Amusing Bumper Stickers
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 30, 2004, 03:13:55 PM

"Hamsters For Kerry!"

"I'd rather be shoved by Teresa than fucked by Cheney"

"More swallows mean fewer storks!"

"I molested your honor student"

"Your honor student fucked up my McDonald's order"

"Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnel fat"

Forgot one - I did see this one last week:

"Dubya belives in abstinence - lucky Laura!"

Title: Amusing Bumper Stickers
Post by: tomduo on Jul 30, 2004, 06:34:30 PM

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"I molested your honor student"

I think I've seen that one.

Title: Amusing Bumper Stickers
Post by: Fiero on Jul 30, 2004, 07:35:58 PM

I like the hamsters one.  Just curious, are those hamsters doing the 'gay hamster park' thing of many a legend?

Ham-Ham-Hamtaro!

Title: Amusing Bumper Stickers
Post by: B E C K on Aug 01, 2004, 10:46:53 PM

I haven't seen any amusing bumper stickers lately.  I did see an suv with a school of those Jesus fish on the back.  Does that count for anything?

Title: Amusing Bumper Stickers
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 01, 2004, 10:48:36 PM

I have a bumper sticker that says "Mission Accomplished" but "mission" is crossed out and "NOTHING" is written next to it.  Then it says "Defeat Bush in '04"

Title: Amusing Bumper Stickers
Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 01, 2004, 10:51:40 PM

i have a dennis kuicinich for president bumper sticker.  it's not really that amusing, but kuicinich is the man... vote kuicinich '04

eh, actually, don't...that'll just take votes away from kerry and we'll be stuck with 4 more years of bush's 'administration'.  god only knows how much more shit he could get us in if he had 4 more years to do it.

Title: Amusing Bumper Stickers
Post by: B E C K on Aug 01, 2004, 11:42:28 PM

Maybe you should really hit the point home and wear the official Kerry '04 thong.

Title: Amusing Bumper Stickers
Post by: tomduo on Aug 01, 2004, 11:46:15 PM

I would if I wore undies.

Title: Amusing Bumper Stickers
Post by: B E C K on Aug 01, 2004, 11:57:31 PM

Body paints.

Title: Amusing Bumper Stickers
Post by: tomduo on Aug 01, 2004, 11:59:11 PM

o.o and risk a skin irritation on my balls?

Title: Amusing Bumper Stickers
Post by: B E C K on Aug 02, 2004, 12:07:34 AM

Isn't getting Bush out worth the risk!?  ENOUGH AMERICANS HAVE DIED IN IRAQ!

Title: Amusing Bumper Stickers
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 02, 2004, 09:50:36 AM

Hey!

"BALLS AGAINST BUSH!"



And the "Hamsters for Kerry" refers not to nefarious anal rodent romps, but to his impulsive rescue of his daughter's drowning hamster.

Title: Amusing Bumper Stickers
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 02, 2004, 10:04:49 AM

"I Brake for Twinkies."

Also on an unrelated note.....I've seen stickers of Calvin from Calvin and hobbes Whizzing on a few things. Saddam's Grave......Bush's Grave.....

Title: Amusing Bumper Stickers
Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 02, 2004, 10:13:00 AM

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Maybe you should really hit the point home and wear the official Kerry '04 thong.

do you have one i can borrow?  or know where i can get one?

Title: Amusing Bumper Stickers
Post by: B E C K on Aug 02, 2004, 12:53:18 PM

http://www.kerrygear.com/ (http://www.kerrygear.com/)