The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Jul 15, 2005, 06:51:55 PM
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I was at a Maxim party last night! :D :D
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o.o
So?
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ok, sorry. i should have said "guys with balls, be jealous"
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Ask me if I care.
Go on. Ask me.
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You must have mistake the guys on this board for sexually active (alone or with someone) men, Faye.
They don't like real women, computer generated ones are the way to go. They never talk back.
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They do if you program them.
"Shut-up!"
"Ooooh, you so sassy!"
I'm a STUFF girl myself. Randy the helpful pineapple wins me over.
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You must have mistake the guys on this board for sexually active (alone or with someone) men, Faye.
They don't like real women, computer generated ones are the way to go. They never talk back.
damn you are right, what was i thinking.
well for the girls: there were lots of hot guyssss
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I'm jealous, except for all the STDs that have gotta be around that party. Like in the air.
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I opened this thread expecting Faye to boast about her cock being bigger than anyone else on this board.
I want my 5 minutes back :angry:
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I'm jealous, except for all the STDs that have gotta be around that party. Like in the air.
:lol:
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Well like, one, Maxim parties are nothing compared to say, a playboy party, or a puff daddy party, two, it doesn't mean shit really. Unless you were the guest of honor, or something like that, you were a nameless face in the crowd, brought in to make it look important.
But then if you think it's important, you're like those idiots who spend 50 bucks a month on rag magazines to find out what shitty ass celebrities are doing. Ooooo. Like I give a fuck what Vin Diesel's doing and why Jenifer Aniston was seen crying.
But seriously, didja steal anything important? Because if not, who cares?
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...I'm a little bit jealous.
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My cock is 9 inches.
Beat that!
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Well like, one, Maxim parties are nothing compared to say, a playboy party, or a puff daddy party, two, it doesn't mean shit really. Unless you were the guest of honor, or something like that, you were a nameless face in the crowd, brought in to make it look important.
But then if you think it's important, you're like those idiots who spend 50 bucks a month on rag magazines to find out what shitty ass celebrities are doing. Ooooo. Like I give a fuck what Vin Diesel's doing and why Jenifer Aniston was seen crying.
But seriously, didja steal anything important? Because if not, who cares?
you need to get ass. soon.
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The sad thing Is I think he does.
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he really does.
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Well like, one, Maxim parties are nothing compared to say, a playboy party, or a puff daddy party, two, it doesn't mean shit really. Unless you were the guest of honor, or something like that, you were a nameless face in the crowd, brought in to make it look important.
But then if you think it's important, you're like those idiots who spend 50 bucks a month on rag magazines to find out what shitty ass celebrities are doing. Ooooo. Like I give a fuck what Vin Diesel's doing and why Jenifer Aniston was seen crying.
But seriously, didja steal anything important? Because if not, who cares?
you need to get ass. soon.
I have her ass in front of me. I think you need to stop worrying about the pussy I get, and worry about your pussy's health. Bacteria can damage it permenantly.
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yeahh yeah WHATEVER YOU SAY
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Whatever I say? It's whatever I do!
Did you steal anything important? Because if not, who cares? If you didn't, you suck.
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You see parnets...this is what happens when you don't buy that pony for your children.
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Ah, you typo some more for us!
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Jesus Cock.
Remind me not to argue with Tom anymore. :ph34r:
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he should be banned!
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You should be deloused!
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If we were to ban people based on their ideosyncrocies(Fuck the spelling on that!) and intelligence quota, there's one person that'd get banned before Tom.
'Sides, the entire Tom Vs. Faye thing's kinda entertaining.
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If we were to ban people based on their ideosyncrocies(Fuck the spelling on that!) and intelligence quota, there's one person that'd get banned before Tom.
'Sides, the entire Tom Vs. Faye thing's kinda entertaining.
It certainly can be that.
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Indubitably, my dear Fiero.
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Seriously, why does everyone care so much?
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Well... I'm a mild fan of Maxim purely from a "I read it for the pictures" point of view... but what exactly is it that distinguishes a Maxim party from a normal party? And how is it a better place to get ass than say... a strip club where girl get naked for money, grind in your junk for more and, though not totally above board, perform various sexual services for even more?
I mean... are there supposed to be hotter girls there or what? Am I expected to find all the girls that do the magazine covers there or something?
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Seriously, why does everyone care so much?
I don't.
I mean... are there supposed to be hotter girls there or what? Am I expected to find all the girls that do the magazine covers there or something?
Yeah, that's kinda what I was thinking. Were there celebrities there? Or was it just like JD Qualls and Hal Sparks riding a unicyle together?
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Seriously, why does everyone care so much?
I don't.
I mean... are there supposed to be hotter girls there or what? Am I expected to find all the girls that do the magazine covers there or something?
Yeah, that's kinda what I was thinking. Were there celebrities there? Or was it just like JD Qualls and Hal Sparks riding a unicyle together?
YAY NURIKINS!
And you can't tell me Maxim gets hotter girls than any hot nightclub in a city.
Plus the best party is a Playboy Party, even Fred Durst and Pauly Shore gets some at those.
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Plus the best party is a Playboy Party, even Fred Durst and Pauly Shore gets some at those.
Fred Durst screwed Pauly Shore?
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I mean... are there supposed to be hotter girls there or what? Am I expected to find all the girls that do the magazine covers there or something?
yep. plus in the one in AC, Puff Daddy and some other celebrities were there. I don't quite remember the ones that came to this one though.
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Yeah, but Puff Daddy sucks.
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Yeah... sorry but I'm just not jelous. You let me know when you meet your soul mate in a meat market kind of club though.
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And Puff Daddy really does suck.
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Seriously, really. When was the last time he had a hit anyway?
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Never. He steals his hits and raps nonsense over it. Then people like the classic song with the beat, and usually tune his dumbass voice out. 90% of pop music is only popular because of the beat, which isn't really much for music.
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fucking bitter people
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Not bitter, observant.
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I'm not sure who I'd be bitter against. Please elaborate.
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Not that it matters or anythin', but isn't he P. Diddy now?
~Nuriko
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Which is an even greater reason that he is a stupid fuck with no talent.
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EVen though you clearly don't know anything about music, you are right.
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EVen though you clearly don't know anything about music, you are right.
Oh, and you do?
Rap = Idiots shouting over premade techno beats. Any originality or talent in rap faded with the death of Tupac. Now it's a buncha wanabe niggaz (and some real ones x.x) grandstanding for a guilty white population and a wannabe black generation.
Puff Daddy or Penis Diddle was the introduction of that phase. but then Rap is almost dead anyways, it's gonna reach it's peak.
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not if Vanilla ICe starts singing again!
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He did, and it was sad.
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And he beat out the Knack, Haddaway, AND that chick from the Motels. The fuck, man. The fuck.
(Although if you want to get technical, he wasn't actually singing he was speaking and shouting to music.)
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Yet another reason I don't count rap as music. Machines and obscene yelling is not music, no matter how catchy the beat is.
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Indeed. Rap is a sytle of vocalization, whereas "Hip-hop" is actually a description of a musical style. "Rap" is something that lends itself to any speech- related performance, be it music or poetry, or even non-rythmic monolouges.
I would submit with all confidence that the death of Tupac Shakur had nothing to do with the commercialization of entertainment. Nor is Sean Combs a cause of this, but merely the..... I'll say second most pertinent example. His pal Mace of course being the first.
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I would submit with all confidence that the death of Tupac Shakur had nothing to do with the commercialization of entertainment.
I thought it had to do with a gun...