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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Jul 07, 2005, 12:27:11 PM

Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: The D on Jul 07, 2005, 12:27:11 PM: Someone blew up the London Tubes. They're blaming the terrorists, but we all know it was really the French who did it.

Chirac: "How are you Gentlemen !! All your Olympics are belong to us."

Edit:
http://www.nearlygood.com/video/londonunderground.html (http://www.nearlygood.com/video/londonunderground.html) :lol:

"Where the fuck's my fucking train?!" It done got blown up, mate.
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: Rama on Jul 07, 2005, 12:40:14 PM: Probably was the work of a group that were for the continued occupation of Iraq. It’s a simple plan. Make up a terrorist group (which no one has heard of the one claiming responsibility), and then bomb the capital in an attempt to swing the popular feelings back towards a pro-war frame of mind. The Brits have never been ones to back down from a fight. I think it was breed into them after two World Wars.

Or perhaps the terrorist ARE just dumb enough to bomb the capital of country whose people want a full withdrawal from the Middle East. Thus proving the actual danger for the terror movement and the need to keep fighting it. They would have been better off attacking British troops in the zones of action.
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: The D on Jul 07, 2005, 12:43:30 PM: Holy fuck! Rama's back!

Unless you're an imposter....
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 07, 2005, 12:46:50 PM: Quote
Make up a terrorist group (which no one has heard of the one claiming responsibility), and then bomb the capital in an attempt to swing the popular feelings back towards a pro-war frame of mind.

I heard this on CNN about 5:30, dozed back off and dreamed that Karl Rove had organized the whole thing. :blink:
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: Rama on Jul 07, 2005, 12:50:00 PM: Quote
Holy fuck! Rama's back!

Unless you're an imposter....
I was actually build from the remains of Rama, after he was gunned down on the means streets of Detroit.

And an Imposter wouldn't know that Oasis is the best band ever, and Merla is actually a Junior.
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: blanktoe on Jul 07, 2005, 04:42:14 PM: Quote
Probably was the work of a group that were for the continued occupation of Iraq. It’s a simple plan. Make up a terrorist group (which no one has heard of the one claiming responsibility), and then bomb the capital in an attempt to swing the popular feelings back towards a pro-war frame of mind. The Brits have never been ones to back down from a fight. I think it was breed into them after two World Wars.

That is a scary thought.
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 07, 2005, 04:51:51 PM: i was at a bar or somewhere when i heard it.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 07, 2005, 06:09:01 PM: You know when you say stuff like that, it makes it very hard to keep my word to no longer make fun of you Faye.........You lush!

and when I say Junior, I mean Junior as in having the same name as one of her parnets.
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: blanktoe on Jul 07, 2005, 06:11:01 PM: What's so strange about that?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 07, 2005, 06:19:27 PM: Quote
You know when you say stuff like that, it makes it very hard to keep my word to no longer make fun of you Faye.........You lush!

and when I say Junior, I mean Junior as in having the same name as one of her parnets.
i'm lush??
dude why wouldn't i go to a bar yesterday? it was wednesday, for god's sake!
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 07, 2005, 08:07:52 PM: Quote
What's so strange about that?
Yeah. Toe's named after his mother Gideon.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jul 07, 2005, 09:30:55 PM: Remind me to kill you next time I see you.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 08, 2005, 08:16:00 AM: Quote
What's so strange about that?
Wasn't a statment on it being strange, but more a fact a "fake" Rama wouldn't know.

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i'm lush??
dude why wouldn't i go to a bar yesterday? it was wednesday, for god's sake!

Ah yes, I forgot. Wednesday is the Peruvian national day of drinking.
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 08, 2005, 08:31:49 AM: Quote
and when I say Junior, I mean Junior as in having the same name as one of her parnets.

So is Schmoo Junior contracted to Schmoonior or something?
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: Rama on Jul 08, 2005, 08:43:18 AM: I was never privy to the details of the paperwork signed during the deal. I’m sure that has to do with the NDA.
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 08, 2005, 08:43:59 AM: Quote

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i'm lush??
dude why wouldn't i go to a bar yesterday? it was wednesday, for god's sake!

Ah yes, I forgot. Wednesday is the Peruvian national day of drinking.
everyday is peruvian national day drinking!
why do you think we are still a third world country? we dont give a shit about economy, we just party and drink choowooo!
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 08, 2005, 08:52:15 AM: Ah, a cold bottle of choowooo sounds good about now. :P
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Post by: Non-drinking guest on Jul 08, 2005, 08:54:25 AM: Choowoo? Nah give a Sobe.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 08, 2005, 08:58:38 AM: I think I need a drink after reading this thread, yet I hate alcohol.
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Post by: Guest on Jul 08, 2005, 09:00:09 AM: Have a Rockstar. No alcohol involved and a great pick me up.
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 08, 2005, 09:00:49 AM: Hear it tastes like shit though.
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: Lazy Merla on Jul 08, 2005, 09:02:15 AM: Don't knock it until ya tried it.
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: Rama on Jul 08, 2005, 09:02:58 AM: How do you know what shit tastes like?
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 08, 2005, 09:03:27 AM: One day, then.
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Post by: Merla on Jul 08, 2005, 09:04:45 AM: Quote
How do you know what shit tastes like?
HAhahahhahaha! :lol: I was wondering the same thing.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 08, 2005, 12:55:27 PM: Sobe is for pussies
Rockstar is the ghetto version of redbull. stick with the good one!
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: Merla on Jul 08, 2005, 01:15:50 PM: Ewwwwwwwww..... NO! Just say no to redbull. I'm sorry but I can't stand that stuff. I guess that makes me a pussy. :lol:
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: B E C K on Jul 12, 2005, 06:22:43 PM: Yes it does. And since I've never had any at all, I guess that makes me a clit.
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 13, 2005, 02:38:05 AM: I'm not gonna lie.

That was sexy. :|
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 13, 2005, 10:04:04 AM: and funnyyy :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Fiero on Jul 13, 2005, 10:05:32 AM: Quote
I'm not gonna lie.

That was sexy. :|
Agreed like a mofo
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 13, 2005, 11:57:27 AM: There's a sci-fi pr0n plot in there. A race in which the women are one big erogenous zone, can't even have the solace of a consoling touch; hold their babies, blah, blah; tragic social comment, etc. but......

....I ain't touching it. :P
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: Rama on Jul 13, 2005, 02:38:46 PM: Hmmmmmmmm

YOINK!

Look for the the best selling novel by Rama, The Erogenous curse. LOL
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 14, 2005, 07:08:15 PM: This is the part where I change my avatar to one wearing a hood, but I like the one I have now.
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 16, 2005, 03:15:30 AM: I hope you get bit on the butt by a rabbit one day.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 18, 2005, 01:52:34 PM: I hope you get rabies.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 19, 2005, 01:07:10 AM: Owch.
Title: London underground go boom!
Post by: The D on Jul 21, 2005, 05:12:29 PM: Another terrorist attack, but this one was weak. No one died.

In fact, it sucked so much even the suicide bombers walked away unharmed. One account of an attack on a bus says the bag popped, and the guy carrying it looked scared and ran away.

The towelheads are getting soft. Must be all that gay sex.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 21, 2005, 06:17:06 PM: Damn. That's serious incompetence right there.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jul 21, 2005, 09:43:31 PM: That's pretty embarassing when a suicide bomber can't get his mission right. I mean, he's like "I'm going to die for Allah and see all the virgins... oh shit, I'm still alive."