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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 01, 2005, 11:40:23 AM: i shouldnt put this here cause i KNOW bitches are gonna start making stupid jokes and such, but whateveerr!! I was filmed by girls gone wild wooooooooo! me and my best friendddd oooo arent we sexy, yes we are!
we are gonna be in the next video about universities i think!
nice story to tell my grandsons
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 01, 2005, 01:39:06 PM: Tits and all?

Get a copy - these things tend to fall by the wayside. I wish I had some sketches from when I was doing life drawing modeling for the Art League of Houston. :(
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Post by: blanktoe on Jul 01, 2005, 01:59:58 PM: So, I need to preorder University girls gone wild and Isteal some sketches from the Art League of Houston. done and done
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Post by: Max Con on Jul 01, 2005, 02:07:16 PM: I'll download it.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 01, 2005, 05:04:28 PM: Yeah, post a torrent link.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 01, 2005, 10:45:00 PM: Cool.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 02, 2005, 09:48:27 AM: DId they pay you?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 02, 2005, 10:53:30 AM: honey its girls gone wild, they dont pay you shit
they gave me 2 caps tho
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2005, 07:14:35 PM: Caps? Like baseball caps or is this some new drink/drug/sex lingo?
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Post by: Fiero on Jul 02, 2005, 07:59:52 PM: It's an edible hat with X in it, yay!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 02, 2005, 08:37:08 PM: Quote
Caps? Like baseball caps or is this some new drink/drug/sex lingo?
baseball caps
one is pink and white and the other one is black and yellow
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2005, 08:40:18 PM: And that was it? Did they at least feed you or give you booze?
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 02, 2005, 08:56:07 PM: Quote
And that was it? Did they at least feed you or give you booze?
No. That's the great thing. These girls go lesbo for a t-shirt. A T-SHIRT! I should make a shitload of em, get a camera crew, and see what happens.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 02, 2005, 08:58:18 PM: Quote
And that was it? Did they at least feed you or give you booze?
i was already drunk hahahah
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 03, 2005, 04:06:06 AM: Did you have to sign something in order to get into the premises?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 03, 2005, 09:24:01 AM: yep
and show my id too
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 03, 2005, 01:58:15 PM: I'd imagine they run a pretty tight ship then. Did all the girls fight for or vie for camera time?
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Post by: PapaMidnight on Jul 03, 2005, 02:45:29 PM: I thought Rick James was the only one could get chicks to flash their boobies on command for no reward.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 03, 2005, 03:10:39 PM: Quiet, you.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 03, 2005, 03:29:55 PM: Quote
I'd imagine they run a pretty tight ship then. Did all the girls fight for or vie for camera time?
no.they onyl wanted cute girls and there weren't many :P
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 03, 2005, 05:04:52 PM: Eeesch.
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Post by: PapaMidnight on Jul 03, 2005, 09:04:55 PM: Quote
Quiet, you.
You be quiet. Damn it I shall not be silenced. Lift ev'ry voice and sang!
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 03, 2005, 09:33:18 PM: "I Want to be a part of it...."
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 03, 2005, 10:58:22 PM: Quote

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And that was it? Did they at least feed you or give you booze?
No. That's the great thing. These girls go lesbo for a t-shirt. A T-SHIRT! I should make a shitload of em, get a camera crew, and see what happens.
Whaaat? Shit, I thought they got more than that.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 03, 2005, 11:38:15 PM: Nope. No money, no royalties, nothing. The contest one is different, but the commercial ones are nothing.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 04, 2005, 03:22:17 AM: Yeah. Kinda like you.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 04, 2005, 09:21:33 AM: .....Eh. I expected better.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jul 04, 2005, 12:38:14 PM: I'd do it if I were drunk enough.

The hat's incentive enough.
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Post by: Max Con on Jul 04, 2005, 01:00:14 PM: That would just make you a whore, Chelsey.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jul 04, 2005, 03:06:21 PM: Not neccessarily, if I just flash my boobs then I'm a tease.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 04, 2005, 06:16:57 PM: I bet a ball of lint would be incentive enough when you're drunk.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 04, 2005, 10:19:15 PM: Why not post em here? Whatcha got to lose?
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jul 04, 2005, 11:05:15 PM: My respect!
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 04, 2005, 11:43:48 PM: We'll respect you even more.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 04, 2005, 11:45:23 PM: today i was at the beach and i was swimming, stood up and half of my boob was out of my bikini. SO EMBARASSING! since these babies has been growing up, it has been more and more difficult to handle them!
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jul 04, 2005, 11:53:41 PM: I know the feeling. Mine got so big in the past year because I lost my pec muscles.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 05, 2005, 10:53:24 AM: I've been working on exercise to gain my pecs, triceps and back muscles too.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 05, 2005, 08:54:33 PM: Yeah, because we know you wouldn't like your mantitties falling out of your bikini top.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 05, 2005, 08:55:57 PM: Mmmmm.....Breasts.....
...Chicken breasts....with rice....and Lemon pepper...
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 05, 2005, 09:23:44 PM: Quote
I know the feeling. Mine got so big in the past year because I lost my pec muscles.
yep! mine has grown so much, people have started to ask me if i got siliconesss :(
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 05, 2005, 09:25:13 PM: Why are they growing?
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jul 05, 2005, 10:26:34 PM: Either she's pregnant or she was a gymnast and is finally going through puberty.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 05, 2005, 10:29:11 PM: Either way, now we're gonna hear more fawning by E and Fiero.
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Post by: Sam on Jul 06, 2005, 01:12:24 AM: Quote
Mmmmm.....Breasts.....
...Chicken breasts....with rice....and Lemon pepper...
I prefer a nice breading of Wheaties and dried herbs

As for the other topic at hand, if I had tits, I'd flash them for a hat. I need a new hat; my current one has a badly fraying bill.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 06, 2005, 10:08:00 AM: I thought you had tits.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 06, 2005, 10:13:57 AM: Quote
Why are they growing?
Well i take the pill, but recently i changed it for one brand that had more hormones. that makes your boobs grow
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 06, 2005, 10:58:16 PM: They're little turtle man-teats. He couldn't get half a paper hat for those.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 07, 2005, 01:17:32 PM: *gives Sam a paper parasol from a foofy cocktail*
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Post by: Merla on Jul 08, 2005, 09:17:34 AM: Okay call me out of tune with things but I remember back when I was a teen that Girls Gone Wild featured chicks flashing just their boobs. Well the other night, way late at night, I was watching Comedy Central and their was a commercial for GGW. I was shocked at what I saw... These chicks were doing more than just flashing tits, they were making out and stuff. It looked like soft pr0n. Since when has this been going on? Also what exactlly did Faye and her friend do for the camera. :blink:
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 08, 2005, 09:22:39 AM: The girls on those commercials sure take a lot of showers.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 08, 2005, 12:53:55 PM: Quote
Okay call me out of tune with things but I remember back when I was a teen that Girls Gone Wild featured chicks flashing just their boobs. Well the other night, way late at night, I was watching Comedy Central and their was a commercial for GGW. I was shocked at what I saw... These chicks were doing more than just flashing tits, they were making out and stuff. It looked like soft pr0n. Since when has this been going on? Also what exactlly did Faye and her friend do for the camera. :blink:
LOL it has always been like that! But they let you choose whatever you want to do
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Post by: Rama on Jul 08, 2005, 01:15:56 PM: Quote
The girls on those commercials sure take a lot of showers.
That's cause they are dirty, dirty girls. I don't think that's what daddy sent you to college for ladies. For shame.
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Post by: Merla on Jul 08, 2005, 01:17:38 PM: They all must be mad drunk to do that stuff with a camera. What if it comes back to haunt them.
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Post by: The D on Jul 08, 2005, 01:51:05 PM: CEO: "So you want a job with our company... say, don't you look familiar?"
GGW Girl: "Uh.. no?"
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 08, 2005, 02:52:00 PM: Quote
They all must be mad drunk to do that stuff with a camera. What if it comes back to haunt them.
fuck thats the first thing i thought after they filmed us!
but then i was like hey, its a good story to tell my grandsons
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Post by: Rama on Jul 08, 2005, 04:28:52 PM: Quote
CEO: "So you want a job with our company... say, don't you look familiar?"
GGW Girl: "Uh.. no?"
Then she could just turn it around on him and ask him where he saw a GGW video and does his wife know he has it.

It's sorta like when you say "Hey didn't I see you stripping down at Tailwaggers?" Well what was a professional respected buisness man doing there in the first place? So I think she'll be ok.....hell might increase her chances of getting hired if the guys a real perv.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 08, 2005, 04:34:38 PM: thats EXACTLY what the camera guy told me and my friend when we were saying "what if someone in my family sees it?" lol
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Post by: Rama on Jul 08, 2005, 04:37:40 PM: And that Camera man was me!!!!

ERNESTO!!!!!!!
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 10, 2005, 04:52:00 PM: Quote

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They all must be mad drunk to do that stuff with a camera. What if it comes back to haunt them.
fuck thats the first thing i thought after they filmed us!
but then i was like hey, its a good story to tell my grandsons
What happens when he downloads a clip of you off the net, and starts whacking it to mommy?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 10, 2005, 08:12:54 PM: im sure my grandson wont be as fucked up in the head as you are
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 10, 2005, 08:14:25 PM: Oooh. That was actually a decent comeback.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 10, 2005, 08:30:26 PM: Yeah, but then you can always resort to this:

Yeah, but he won't be retarded from generations of alcohol posioning, sexually transmitted diseases, and water poisoning from Peruvian 'water'.

Looks more like Oatmeal x.x
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 10, 2005, 08:49:33 PM: you dont have anything to say besides that. gimme a break, and go and try to find something smarter to say.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 10, 2005, 08:51:38 PM: I will when your homeland spends some money on a decent water program. Christ, a pur costs only 19.99. All you'd need is like 10,000 of them. That's like an hours worth of the drugs produced there.

Don't even get me started on the possiblities of converting the entire country to propane stoves. Hank Hill would jizz on me.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 10, 2005, 11:04:18 PM: Somebody should take your comp away from you. You are a waste of bytes
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 11, 2005, 12:30:15 AM: He has a point about the water, though.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 11, 2005, 12:01:31 PM: It's just common sense. You want to be proud of your country, send em some PUR filters.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 11, 2005, 03:52:54 PM: You know, I'm pretty sure that the only person here that had actually drank Peruivan water is Faye herself. Where as I have my doubts that it is equal to the water I drink here, I cannot say that for a fact. Faye however has had both water here in America and water in Peru. So she would know.
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Post by: Max Con on Jul 11, 2005, 03:56:49 PM: But she's constantly drunk - the chances of her being sober enough to submit a legitimate opinion is low as can be.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 11, 2005, 04:04:02 PM: He does have a point.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 11, 2005, 08:11:24 PM: Rama wtf get on aim once in a while, i miss talking to you while im wasted out of my mind
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 11, 2005, 09:52:17 PM: Point, Set and Match.

Plus Peruvian water is illegal in most countries.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 12, 2005, 09:22:21 AM: Quote
Rama wtf get on aim once in a while, i miss talking to you while im wasted out of my mind
Sorry. Been kinda busy writing my book. Plus when I am online it's usually in the mornings and afternoons cause I work at night. Right now I'm on more cause I have a bad case of tendinosis in my left arm. That's what I get for writing for 2 months straight, 2-3 hours a day without taking a day off, but at least I got the first draft done. Which is a good thing. Now I just wish I could kick this so I could get back to work.

Right now I'm doing most of my typing with one hand...which I thought would be easier given all the practice I have doing it that way. ;)
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 12, 2005, 01:16:17 PM: is it an autobiography?
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Post by: Rama on Jul 12, 2005, 02:33:19 PM: Uh.....No. That would be a short read.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 13, 2005, 03:17:37 AM: yeah, it sure would!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h a! :lol:

*whew* Boy I tell ya. Ha ha. HA! :)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! :lol: