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Title: Diary of an Unborn Child
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 28, 2005, 10:56:53 AM: http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3FZOSS0...KU1QLW72MJ5DP2H (http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3FZOSS0CLISKU1QLW72MJ5DP2H)

Tigger's song about abortion.

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This wasnt made by the guy who did Tigger's voice.
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Post by: Merla on Jun 29, 2005, 08:38:48 AM: How about just posting the lyrics?
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 29, 2005, 12:29:14 PM: I can't find the lyrics but if the above link isn't working go here lil Markie (http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_l/lilmarkie.html)
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Post by: joe on Jun 30, 2005, 02:21:36 AM: Dad. I want you to recommend some current comics. Good ones. I've got a hankering for American artwork and storytelling.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 30, 2005, 03:49:27 AM: Planetary
Astonishing X-men
Black Panther
Astro City:The Dark Age
New Avengers
Young Avengers
The Ultimates 2
We3
Space Ghost
All-Star Superman
All-Star Batman
New Warriors
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 30, 2005, 09:30:51 AM: You forgot Ultimate Spiderman. You suck.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 30, 2005, 01:09:57 PM: no i didnt.
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Post by: PapaMidnight on Jun 30, 2005, 01:15:01 PM: Diary of an Unborn Child? What is that the sequel to Diary of an Angry Black Woman?
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Post by: joe on Jun 30, 2005, 01:42:16 PM: Excellent. Now list some upcoming stuff you're anticipating.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 30, 2005, 03:10:49 PM: Quote
Excellent. Now list some upcoming stuff you're anticipating.
All-Star Batman and All-Star Superman hasn't come out yet.

Shaolin Cowboy#3
Doc Frankenstein#3
Transformers: Infiltration
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Post by: joe on Jun 30, 2005, 03:35:03 PM: So Seven Soldiers is no good?
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 30, 2005, 03:56:00 PM: Grant Morrison wrote them so they're probably good.
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Post by: joe on Jun 30, 2005, 08:22:45 PM: How about Stormwatch and The Authority? Are those worth a look?
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Post by: joe on Jun 30, 2005, 11:20:05 PM: Just read New Warriors. Cool artwork, almost looks like screen caps from a cartoon. What else has Skott Young done over the years? His style seems super-familiar for some reason.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jul 01, 2005, 04:43:23 AM: Quote
Just read New Warriors. Cool artwork, almost looks like screen caps from a cartoon. What else has Skott Young done over the years? His style seems super-familiar for some reason.
I think Skott Young did the Manga Spider-man books.

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How about Stormwatch and The Authority? Are those worth a look?
The Warren Ellis issues of Stormwatch and The Authority were good. The Mark Millar run on The Authority was pretty good too. Look for the Global Frequency and Apparant books by Warren Ellis. There's also an unaired Global Frequency TV pilot that's worth watching.
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Post by: joe on Jul 01, 2005, 06:40:42 PM: Have you read Great Lakes Avengers? Funny, funny stuff.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 01, 2005, 07:46:54 PM: All they fucking worry about is offshore pollution. GAY!
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Post by: blanktoe on Jul 02, 2005, 12:41:07 PM: Quote
Have you read Great Lakes Avengers? Funny, funny stuff.
I wish they hadn't called the book GLA. For some reason that was a big turn off for me.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2005, 07:36:49 PM: Quote
Diary of an Unborn Child? What is that the sequel to Diary of an Angry Black Woman?
Tyler Perry as a fetus? Rock on.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jul 02, 2005, 08:41:15 PM: GASP!! you know who Tyler Perry is...
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2005, 08:44:46 PM: I also know the title is Mad and not Angry, but correcting it didn't jive with the fetus joke.
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Post by: joe on Jul 02, 2005, 08:46:31 PM: You read The Pulse, Toe? Pretty good. Day of Vengeance is good. House of M has potential.

Planetary, nice. What's this I hear it's ending at 25, though? Bullshit!
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Post by: blanktoe on Jul 03, 2005, 04:59:57 AM: Quote
You read The Pulse, Toe? Pretty good. Day of Vengeance is good. House of M has potential.

Planetary, nice. What's this I hear it's ending at 25, though? Bullshit!
I read Newsarama and Comicbookresources.com.
I forgot to mention 2 upcoming books the other day. Gargoyles (based on the cartoon) and Justice by Alex Ross.

I wish Planetary was gonna be longer but I think Warren Ellis has lost interest in writing it and John Cassidy has other books to draw.
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Post by: The D on Jul 03, 2005, 10:12:23 PM: This thread reeks of Geek. *sprays disinfectant*
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Post by: joe on Jul 03, 2005, 10:52:12 PM: Quote
I read Newsarama and Comicbookresources.com.
Nah, The Pulse is another Brian Michael Bendis book from Marvel. Check it out.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jul 06, 2005, 02:14:23 PM: never heard of it. What's it about?
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jul 06, 2005, 03:44:23 PM: Quote
never geard of it. What's it about?
Gere'd?
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Post by: The D on Jul 06, 2005, 07:35:52 PM: I got a comic for you:
http://www.fc9.net/Hell-Michigan.htm (http://www.fc9.net/Hell-Michigan.htm)
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Post by: joe on Jul 06, 2005, 11:16:36 PM: Quote
never heard of it. What's it about?
It's about this chick who gets hired at the Daily Bugle to do stories exclusively on superheroes/villains and how it all overlaps into her personal life. More interesting than I make it sound.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 06, 2005, 11:31:49 PM: Quote

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never geard of it. What's it about?
Gere'd?
Richard Gere'd?
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jul 07, 2005, 11:31:47 AM: Si, inside joke with friends.

If you ever saw Breathless and watched the shower scene where he jumps in with the girl and busts the door down. Yea, it's called Richard Gere'ing the shower.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 07, 2005, 12:35:43 PM: Just so long as no gerbils were harmed in the making of this joke. :P
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 07, 2005, 07:58:55 PM: Why is it called that? That's, like, not the person I want to see taking a shower.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 07, 2005, 08:11:16 PM: Quote
Si, inside joke with friends.

If you ever saw Breathless and watched the shower scene where he jumps in with the girl and busts the door down. Yea, it's called Richard Gere'ing the shower.
Talking about him, I saw him at Live 8.he is sooo fucking hottt
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jul 07, 2005, 11:37:21 PM: Quote
Why is it called that? That's, like, not the person I want to see taking a shower.
Because he knocked down the shower, and then a week later two of my friends were having sex in the shower and busted the door. Thus, they were Richard Gere'ing the shower.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 08, 2005, 08:42:56 AM: sex in the shower is sooo overratedd
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Post by: Short guest on Jul 08, 2005, 08:53:10 AM: It's not comfortable at all. Especially when he's way taller than you are.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 08, 2005, 12:49:16 PM: well see, im kinda tall so thats not a problem. i just think that doing it while standing up is kinda uncomfortable
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Post by: Merla on Jul 08, 2005, 01:19:38 PM: How would anyone manage it? I can see if the girl is light and the guy is strong enough to hold her but otherwise no. <_<
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Post by: Rama on Jul 08, 2005, 01:23:53 PM: Well there is always the option of doggy style, that way she can lean against the shower walls, but it's almost always more hassle then it's worth. Plus, you think you get hot during regualr sex, just add a constant stream of hot water to the mix.

Other places that hollywood has glorifed as good places to have sex, but in fact are not; The Bathtub (unless it's like one of those huge ones) and the stairs.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 08, 2005, 02:53:12 PM: no bathtub! HOT TUB!
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Post by: Rama on Jul 08, 2005, 04:31:45 PM: I heard Chlorine was bad for the vagina, and thus thrusting water saturated with it in and out, might not be the best idea. Course I hear a lot of stuff that ends up being BS.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jul 08, 2005, 05:59:23 PM: The water dries you out.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jul 08, 2005, 06:16:53 PM: I wonder if that would cause carpet burns on the shaft.