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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Jun 23, 2005, 10:29:08 PM

Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: The D on Jun 23, 2005, 10:29:08 PM: It's one thing cutting up your errant husband's clothes and chucking them out on the street.

Selling his £25,000 sports car on the Internet for just 50p is another matter entirely. But that's just what the scorned wife of a controversial DJ did.

During a live interview with Jodie Marsh, Kerrang 105.2's Tim Shaw told the glamour model he was prepared to leave his wife and their two children for her. Wife Hayley was listening and said her husband's flirtatious interview was the 'last straw' in their relationship.

After having a few drinks and while her husband was still in the studio presenting his show, she posted an advert on eBay for the Lotus Esprit Turbo with a 'Buy It Now' option of 50p.

The item description read: 'I need to get rid of this car in the next two to three hours before my husband gets home to find it gone and all his belongings in the street.'

The car sold within five minutes.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/arti...23?source=Metro (http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/articles/19429823?source=Metro)
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: Derrick on Jun 23, 2005, 10:45:49 PM: I liked you better when you posted child pr0n.
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: Fiero on Jun 24, 2005, 12:39:10 AM: Wow.
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 24, 2005, 10:58:10 AM: That's pretty awesome.
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Jun 24, 2005, 01:56:39 PM: I'd leave my wife and two children for that car hyuk hyuk
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: Merla Racer on Jun 24, 2005, 02:05:33 PM: Yeah that is fine looking car.
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: PapaMidnight on Jun 24, 2005, 07:55:29 PM: Apparenlty she's too stupid to realize she has no legal defense if he sues her.
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Jun 25, 2005, 12:24:25 AM: Quote
Apparenlty she's too stupid to realize she has no legal defense if he sues her.
Hopefully he's too stupid to not know how to sue her

or

if he has the least bit of decency, he won't sue his own wife
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: Derrick on Jun 25, 2005, 08:16:34 AM: I'd sue her to become my permenant sex slut. God, I need to stop watching Hentai...
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 25, 2005, 02:00:46 PM: Me too, that made perfect sense to me. But only if you were to have some permanently smirking lady as your "legal assistant" who would become gradually mor evil every day.
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2005, 07:46:17 PM: "logbook"? I don't get it. Is that like a title?
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: Fiero on Jul 02, 2005, 08:03:29 PM: Everytime I see this thread I start thinking of the plant I sell at work.
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2005, 08:05:51 PM: When I first saw the topic, I too thought it referred to the plant.
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: Fiero on Jul 02, 2005, 08:06:29 PM: Badass!
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2005, 08:46:23 PM: Yeah and I was like, "It's a fucking plant, who the fuck cares if it went for five pence?" A car is much more interesting tho'.
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 03, 2005, 04:20:36 AM: What if there was a plant that was also a car? :)
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 03, 2005, 04:20:57 AM: A plar.
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: B E C K on Jul 03, 2005, 10:44:06 PM: A clant.
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: PapaMidnight on Jul 03, 2005, 11:56:52 PM: Did you just call me a c*nt? Oh, I guess not. Well good, keep it that way.
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: B E C K on Jul 04, 2005, 12:23:03 AM: Are you sure? You might enjoy it.
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 04, 2005, 03:23:48 AM: He'd probably just say something under his breath in response.

He's an UBER-low talker.
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: PapaMidnight on Jul 04, 2005, 03:29:05 PM: Well you're an uber-whispermumblewhisper. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 05, 2005, 02:10:48 AM: Did you just imply that I am a quiet person? Because that exists so beyond the level of absurd.
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: PapaMidnight on Jul 05, 2005, 11:30:54 AM: Imply Lisa or implode?

No dumbass, I was giving you some snappy comeback but like you said it was all under my breath cause I'm a low talker. Nobody would ever think you were quiet.
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 05, 2005, 12:08:51 PM: One of my mechanic's jokes:

What's a car in the Lotus position?

Constantly on a tow truck. :mellow:
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: PapaMidnight on Jul 05, 2005, 08:00:30 PM: I don't get it.

Oh, it's a joke. Ha ha ha. I get jokes.
Title: Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
Post by: B E C K on Jul 05, 2005, 09:41:26 PM: Quote
Nobody would ever think you were quiet.
I sure don't.