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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Jun 23, 2005, 01:38:45 PM

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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 23, 2005, 01:38:45 PM: Quote
   Be it known to all who bear witness, that the Chair, by virtue of the authority invested in the Executive Director of the Republican Presidential Task Force, confers this warrant of Platinum membership to:

   (my former married name here)

   A Republican Leader in the Houston community and steadfast supporter of President George W. Bush.

   Whereas, (former married name), is known to represent the highest Republican ideals and principles; we have, therefore, affixed the grand seal of the Republican Presidential Task Force and affixed our names in confirmation.

   (signed)

   Senator Elizabeth Dole
Chair
   Mark Stephens
Executive Director

I'm hanging it up at work beside my "How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?" clipping. :P
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 23, 2005, 05:37:28 PM: What the fuck? You're like the complete opposite of a Republican!
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Jun 23, 2005, 05:41:06 PM: YOU HAVE INFILITRATED THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL TASK FORCE AND ARE NOW A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY!!!!
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 23, 2005, 06:44:47 PM: BERNIE IS OSAMA BIN LADEN!
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Post by: The D on Jun 23, 2005, 10:49:54 PM: So that's your plan Bernie... sneak into the Republican party and destroy it from within.

I always knew you were the genius of the board. If you need munitions send me the code word.

Off topic:
Who's the furry in the orange background?
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 23, 2005, 11:28:37 PM: A Ronin Bunny.
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 24, 2005, 12:42:55 AM: It just has to be, Nuri's got a thing Usagi.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 24, 2005, 10:09:22 AM: Quote
So that's your plan Bernie... sneak into the Republican party and destroy it from within.

And I would have done it if it hadn't been for that meddling Karl Rove! Apparently he saw me on September 12th stalking the streets in tweed, wheeling couches and clutching packets of Rorschach cards saying, "Are you a terrorist? How do you feel about that? Do you need a hug?" <_<
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 24, 2005, 11:27:59 AM: The writings on the wall though, alot of moderate repubs are starting to get attacked by the Neo Cons. That, and Howard Dean is fuckin awesome.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2005, 07:41:00 PM: Quote
It just has to be, Nuri's got a thing Usagi.
It is from the Usagi comic but the image is actually of the neko ninja Chizu.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 03, 2005, 04:04:55 AM: So?
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 03, 2005, 10:37:32 PM: Was that for me?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 04, 2005, 03:11:53 AM: I don't know. Was it?

Who cares? Shut up.

I'm having another beer.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 04, 2005, 10:20:06 PM: God, it's like visiting an uncle.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 04, 2005, 10:20:45 PM: This isn't the incest topic.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 04, 2005, 11:15:11 PM: Boo!!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 05, 2005, 02:17:23 AM: Mexicans have to visit their uncles now? They don't still sleep down the hall?
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 05, 2005, 11:05:50 AM: o.o

Black people and rednecks don't live like that, too?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 05, 2005, 12:48:22 PM: We have a redneck family in the rental house next door who entertain people in their driveway. Temp's in the high 90's, there they all are, leaning against their trucks in the blazing sun, sucking back Bud Lights while the little resident semen demon runs around screaming at everything. Leaf, bug, dog, new person - immediate response is SHRIEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!! :wacko: Now I'm wondering if they have to do that because the interior is nuts to butts with itinerate relatives.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 05, 2005, 09:30:19 PM: Quote
Mexicans have to visit their uncles now?
Not anymore. I stopped having any of that years ago. And don't call me a Mexican.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 05, 2005, 10:32:37 PM: Yeah, she's a Mexicana. Dick.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 06, 2005, 10:33:50 PM: No I'm not, dick.
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Post by: The D on Jul 06, 2005, 10:37:49 PM: She's a Chicano.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 06, 2005, 10:44:37 PM: I think she's a Texania!!!
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 06, 2005, 10:54:14 PM: Chicana. Latina. Whatever. But I don't like Mexicana.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 06, 2005, 11:04:38 PM: What about, human?
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 06, 2005, 11:30:37 PM: feminazi//Unacceptable! Huwoman! //feminazi
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 06, 2005, 11:42:20 PM: Godamnit, I can never pleasure a woman.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 07, 2005, 09:14:35 AM: Quote
Godamnit, I can never pleasure a woman.
No you can't. for that you need to be able to mantain an erection
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Post by: Unpleasured Kari on Jul 07, 2005, 09:17:15 AM: Oooooooh!!! She called you out baby. :lol:
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jul 07, 2005, 11:33:39 AM: SNAP!
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Post by: Rama on Jul 07, 2005, 12:25:36 PM: Mexican is a nationality, not a race.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 07, 2005, 12:38:07 PM: And a type of restaurant found on every Houston corner.