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Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 20, 2005, 06:07:57 PM
Would you buy cheese made from human breast milk?
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 20, 2005, 06:44:42 PM
EWWW
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Post by: Bitch on Jun 20, 2005, 07:08:33 PM
It would have to be fresh, because it would taste like shit aged.

 
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 20, 2005, 07:28:37 PM
Let's say I made  Cheddar cheese from 3 different mammals: goat, human, and cow. Shouldn't they all taste relatively the same?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 20, 2005, 07:33:19 PM
so by that same psychology, you would be saying that a human tastes like a cow :joe:  
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 20, 2005, 09:22:41 PM
no but human milk should be just as edible as cow's milk.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 20, 2005, 10:52:42 PM
Obviously, since most mothers breast feed.

I'd try goat cheese just because I've never had it.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Jun 21, 2005, 12:38:18 AM
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Would you buy cheese made from human breast milk?
Yes, just to try it.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Fiero on Jun 21, 2005, 12:51:52 AM
Your like my Vegan friends that want to taste human flesh, just to know what it tastes like.

I'd do it, fresh or not.  If it has anything to do with a womans boobie, I'm in.
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Post by: Manic Merla on Jun 21, 2005, 09:11:24 AM
No way.  
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Post by: PapaMidnight on Jun 21, 2005, 09:15:22 AM
I've been saying for a long time that I don't understand why we expected to drink a cow's breast milk (or other animals) but people freak out over the idea of drinking human milk. They should sell human milk in supermarkets, or at least whole food stores. Pasturized and homogenized just like cow milk. I bet people who drank it would be a whole lot healthier than people who drank other animals' milk, especially considering the crap they feed livestock these days.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 21, 2005, 09:18:54 AM
well, we are used to eating beef. cow milk comes out of a cow, meaning beef. human milk comes out of a fucking human boob
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Jun 21, 2005, 03:44:40 PM
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I've been saying for a long time that I don't understand why we expected to drink a cow's breast milk (or other animals) but people freak out over the idea of drinking human milk. They should sell human milk in supermarkets, or at least whole food stores. Pasturized and homogenized just like cow milk. I bet people who drank it would be a whole lot healthier than people who drank other animals' milk, especially considering the crap they feed livestock these days.
This post makes sense *thumbs up*
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 21, 2005, 08:10:38 PM
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well, we are used to eating beef. cow milk comes out of a cow, meaning beef. human milk comes out of a fucking human boob
I will officially put my name in to work as a human milker.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 21, 2005, 08:23:05 PM
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I'd try goat cheese just because I've never had it.
So you've had cow and human then...
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 21, 2005, 08:25:07 PM
I've eaten sheep cheese.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: B E C K on Jun 21, 2005, 08:27:55 PM
I've eaten EZ Cheese.  Bitch put out in two seconds flat.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 21, 2005, 08:38:24 PM
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I'd try goat cheese just because I've never had it.
So you've had cow and human then...
Not to my knowledge.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: B E C K on Jun 21, 2005, 08:39:37 PM
Maybe to someone else's knowledge then.  Ask a neighbor.  I'll wait.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 21, 2005, 09:54:18 PM
The neighbors on either side of me are never home.  I don't even think they know my name.

But I'm going to say that no, I haven't had human milk.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Fiero on Jun 21, 2005, 11:03:51 PM
WTF NO!!! YOU"RE GOING TO DIE!
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 22, 2005, 12:24:10 AM
A question for the ladies, would you sell your breast milk. If yes, a how much would you charge for it and how long would you be willing to produce it?
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Jun 22, 2005, 05:10:49 AM
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A question for the ladies, would you sell your breast milk. If yes, a how much would you charge for it and how long would you be willing to produce it?
You forgot to ask how much for shipping
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 22, 2005, 09:29:21 AM
Never thought about that. I figured they could all go into a room and milk each other...
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 22, 2005, 10:08:41 AM
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A question for the ladies, would you sell your breast milk. If yes, a how much would you charge for it and how long would you be willing to produce it?
NEVER!
plus i think the only way a woman's breasts fill up with milk is when she is pregnant or at least thinks she is pregnant(its called false pregnancy) and when this happens, the milk obviously go to the baby, unless there is some problems with it or with the baby
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 22, 2005, 10:30:55 AM
I heard that a woman can produce breast milk for the rest of her life after she gives birth.  

I wouldn't sell it.
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 22, 2005, 11:13:14 AM
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I heard that a woman can produce breast milk for the rest of her life after she gives birth.  

I wouldn't sell it.
She can, but I don't think it's the same as when she's pregnant for some reason.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 22, 2005, 01:07:38 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/ask_doctor/nipples_men.shtml (http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/ask_doctor/nipples_men.shtml)
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Men can even make breast milk if their nipples are stimulated enough - I once saw a case of a man whose wife enjoyed nibbling his nipples during sex - to the point where the hormonal control system which produces milk was switched on. He eventually needed medication to turn it all off again

I would sell my milk but only if I get paid the same amount as women who sell their eggs.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Jun 22, 2005, 02:23:23 PM
Wouldn't it be neat if human eggs were like chicken eggs?

Yummy
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 22, 2005, 02:29:15 PM
I imagine human eggs are like caviar.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Fiero on Jun 22, 2005, 02:39:58 PM
This thread is starting to gross me out a little.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 22, 2005, 03:38:33 PM
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/ask_doctor/nipples_men.shtml (http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/ask_doctor/nipples_men.shtml)
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Men can even make breast milk if their nipples are stimulated enough - I once saw a case of a man whose wife enjoyed nibbling his nipples during sex - to the point where the hormonal control system which produces milk was switched on. He eventually needed medication to turn it all off again

 
OMGGGG HAHAHAAH EWWWW THATS SO DISGUSTING!
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Merla on Jun 23, 2005, 10:46:27 AM
Nasty!!! Male nipples are just nasty.  :joe:  
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 23, 2005, 11:38:23 AM
I only do soy cheese, so I will never be exposed to this danger.  :D

But then I'm not an unbiased judge. I'm so fucking sick of the La Leaky League and nurse-ins and getting harassed by TitNazis that any mention of human breast products tends to cast a red haze over my vision.... :angry:  
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Guest on Jun 23, 2005, 03:20:05 PM
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Nasty!!! Male nipples are just nasty.  :joe:
How are female nipples any better?
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Jun 23, 2005, 05:41:36 PM
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Nasty!!! Male nipples are just nasty.  :joe:
How are female nipples any better?
They're bigger, poofier, rounder...
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 23, 2005, 06:50:21 PM
and they taste good in milk.
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 23, 2005, 06:51:27 PM
And get nice and erect, which makes 'em better to suck them.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 23, 2005, 07:43:32 PM
There really is not point to a male nipple.

Are male nipples sensitive like the female's?
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Derrick on Jun 23, 2005, 07:45:46 PM
Damn right. I like getting mine touched and sucked, but they (At least mine) Don't get as large as a females does. I get a lil mosquito bump, where she will get a pencil eraser.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 24, 2005, 04:36:18 AM
I cannot god damn STAND having my nipples touched. Nothing fucking ruins the mood for me like a girl who just  <_< fucking feels like a little nibble.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Derrick on Jun 24, 2005, 11:24:51 AM
You're so fucking gay it's not even funny. And what girl has gone near those dinner plates?
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 24, 2005, 12:35:04 PM
When did he mention a girl?
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Derrick on Jun 24, 2005, 01:39:44 PM
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Nothing fucking ruins the mood for me like a girl who just  fucking feels like a little nibble.
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Post by: Merla has headlights. on Jun 24, 2005, 02:15:46 PM
My co-worker plays with her boyfriends nipples...... in public!  X_X
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 24, 2005, 03:12:39 PM
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Nothing fucking ruins the mood for me like a girl who just  fucking feels like a little nibble.
damn.
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 24, 2005, 04:21:24 PM
No shiz. GAY!
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Fiero on Jun 24, 2005, 09:32:30 PM
Faggotron 3000, nipple rubs are FAN-ta-STIK!
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 24, 2005, 10:21:24 PM
*rubs Fiero's nipples*
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Sam on Jun 24, 2005, 10:59:20 PM
My nipples aren't an erogenous zone at all
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 24, 2005, 11:21:22 PM
you must be one of those back the knees types.
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 24, 2005, 11:32:18 PM
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*rubs Fiero's nipples*
OHMYGOD <3 <3 <3 much love for you!  more, please!
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Derrick on Jun 24, 2005, 11:56:53 PM
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My nipples aren't an erogenous zone at all
How can anyone reach them with that giant shell covering them?
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Jun 25, 2005, 12:22:21 AM
He cut holes out to accomodate them
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Derrick on Jun 25, 2005, 08:15:54 AM
That defeats the purpose of a shell! But then he is from the midwest... no offense Chels.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 25, 2005, 10:17:44 AM
What's that supposed to mean?  I cut holes into my shell - speed holes!
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 25, 2005, 11:12:53 AM
All my guys have been indifferent to it, which is a damn dirty shame considering the six years I enjoyed refining the art on my girlfriend.  :lol:  
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 25, 2005, 11:21:05 AM
I would have gone back to the girlfriend.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Derrick on Jun 26, 2005, 07:19:29 PM
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All my guys have been indifferent to it, which is a damn dirty shame considering the six years I enjoyed refining the art on my girlfriend.  :lol:
*passes out*
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 26, 2005, 11:21:06 PM
You're all nippulary idiots.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 27, 2005, 11:20:20 AM
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I would have gone back to the girlfriend.

Not after 4 kids.  Those dainty rosebuds are probably like rawhide chew toys by now.  :(  
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 27, 2005, 11:36:51 AM
rosebuds, yum!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 27, 2005, 06:31:46 PM
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You're all nippulary idiots.
word
I'm not attracted to nipples at all
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jun 27, 2005, 06:45:25 PM
I don't think human breast milk cheese would taste like cow cheese because cow cheese does not taste like goat cheese!

I wonder how the milk tastes.  I don't remember what it was like when I used to drink it.  But anyway since a woman can nurse for about a year and I honestly don't see myself abstaining from going there for a year with the mother of my future children I'll probably learn what it's like to take a shot in the mouth some day...

As for the issue of nipples being an erogenous zone I never considered them to be some in the day as touching them myself did nothing for me but, like many places, it's an erogenous zone only when touched by someone else.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Derrick on Jun 27, 2005, 07:24:22 PM
I love being licked on the back of my neck, right below and behind the ear.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jun 27, 2005, 10:39:17 PM
Hm... my neck business has left me with far too many embarassing hickeys. -_-
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 27, 2005, 11:18:45 PM
Embarassing?
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jun 28, 2005, 12:27:10 AM
When they're pointed out in front of your parents at the dinner table it kind of is. Not to mention the fact that everyone at my workplace noticed..
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 28, 2005, 07:20:33 AM
Badges of honor. They were just jealous.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 28, 2005, 09:06:02 AM
I was given warm milk as a kid when sick once and I thought I would never stop puking.  That's why I can't be around a woman breastfeeding.  If a woman whips it out in public as is the fad now, I move because I know the kid is getting body temperature lactic fluid and I start to gag.  I usually get the hairy eyeball from them, but I can move or I can barf.   I presume that they would prefer me to move if given the choice, but I could be wrong. <_<  
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Derrick on Jun 28, 2005, 06:26:55 PM
Some people get off from being yakked on.
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Post by: Merla on Jun 29, 2005, 08:37:48 AM
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When they're pointed out in front of your parents at the dinner table it kind of is. Not to mention the fact that everyone at my workplace noticed..
Use a cold spoon to remove them.  Place a spoon in the freezer for 15 mins and then press the convex part on the love bite.  You can also cover up with foundation.  Just be sure to pick a color that matches your jaw line so it will blend in with the rest of your skin.  Also you can wear polo shirts with the collar up.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 29, 2005, 10:05:37 AM
don't pop up the collar! NOOOO
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Merla on Jun 29, 2005, 10:53:45 AM
Hey I didn't say it was fashionable, just a way to cover up.  
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Fiero on Jun 29, 2005, 07:50:24 PM
ghey!
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jun 30, 2005, 06:04:41 AM
Makeup is a bit much for me.  When she offers it to me I just say "I'll wear it if you want me to wear it".  And I wore colared shirts for the first one which was fine and the only person who noticed was when I was donig Tae Kwon Do because of the uniform... though she proceeded to tell a bunch of my coworkers.  I'm not gonna pop the collar though.  -_- After that despite a conscious effort to not have anythinig show my next one was way too high on the neck, black and stayed for a week.

People seem to think people just sit around trying to give each other hickeys and don't realise these things just happen when you're doing stuff and you don't notice.

I'll try the spoon thing if it happens again.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Derrick on Jun 30, 2005, 09:32:11 AM
Rubber spoon.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 30, 2005, 09:33:51 AM
i only give a guy a hickey if he gives me one first. i fucking hate hickeys
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Derrick on Jun 30, 2005, 10:29:39 AM
Then give blowjobs.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 30, 2005, 11:32:00 AM
Certainly breaks the ice at parties.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 30, 2005, 01:58:35 PM
My friend got a hickey, and he told us that it was a woodworking accident.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Derrick on Jun 30, 2005, 02:26:39 PM
Why lie about one?
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 30, 2005, 03:35:17 PM
Because he's gay and he didn't want to explain it to his parents.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Derrick on Jun 30, 2005, 03:59:39 PM
Then why not just say, a chick sucked me.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Jun 30, 2005, 07:24:21 PM
Guys, stop dating mutant lamprey-people.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jun 30, 2005, 10:36:18 PM
Bah! It's not a matter of embarassment. I just don't want to be bragger guy. People should be discrete about some things. I don't think my girlfriend wants everyone knowing everything we do together.

And no they don't think I'm gay anymore...
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Post by: Sam on Jun 30, 2005, 10:44:32 PM
Don't worry, I still do
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jul 01, 2005, 10:06:28 PM
Can't a guy get away with a little hetero man on man dry humping anymore?
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Derrick on Jul 01, 2005, 10:11:34 PM
But until we see that she has a vagina, you're still a faeg, like E.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 01, 2005, 10:48:25 PM
You can't accidentally apply a hickey.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jul 02, 2005, 01:24:48 AM
Sure you can. My first hickey I didn't even know I got and gave one until I noticed them the next morning.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 02, 2005, 01:31:57 AM
Beyond onc you're about fourteen, then.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 02, 2005, 10:58:08 AM
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You can't accidentally apply a hickey.
word. grown ups dont do that!
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2005, 08:30:51 PM
You could trip with your mouth in Hoover-mode.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 03, 2005, 04:19:41 AM
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You can't accidentally apply a hickey.
word. grown ups dont do that!
I would be very interested in a live demonstration of some sort.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 03, 2005, 09:22:58 AM
hmmm nope! i dont give hickeys and i dont want one
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 03, 2005, 01:57:03 PM
Hmm. Could I tempt you with a quart of vodka?  :ph34r:  
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 03, 2005, 03:32:52 PM
just a quart? boy, thats like water to me!
last summer, me and my best friend would drink a whole handle of vodka in one night, between me and her
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 03, 2005, 05:07:21 PM
What's your birthday, time of birth, and location? Tell me.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: B E C K on Jul 03, 2005, 10:46:34 PM
Yes, consult your charts, Merlin.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Derrick on Jul 03, 2005, 11:38:51 PM
I wanna tempt her with a quart of semen.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: B E C K on Jul 04, 2005, 12:26:34 AM
And how would you get said quart of semen?
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 04, 2005, 03:24:31 AM
:lol: ha ha ha! FUcking ha!
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 04, 2005, 09:41:03 AM
tom can't keep it up, it must be a miracle to get semen from him
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Post by: PapaMidnight on Jul 04, 2005, 03:33:03 PM
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And how would you get said quart of semen?
He just gets his stomach pumped. And he can keep the other three quarts in his freezer for the next time.
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: Derrick on Jul 04, 2005, 10:20:15 PM
Well next time I won't sleep in the bus station.

Fool me once. *burp* OH GOD!!!
Title: Stupid question of the day
Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 05, 2005, 02:11:29 AM
:joe: huh uhu huh huh huh.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 05, 2005, 11:01:45 AM
WHY!?