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Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 27, 2004, 12:22:06 PM
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"It is the responsibility of every political conservative, every evangelical Christian, every pro-life Catholic, every traditional Jew...to get serious about re-electing President Bush."
- Jerry Falwell, The New York Times, July 16, 2004

"I think George Bush is going to win in a walk. I really believe I'm hearing from the Lord it's going to be like a blowout election in 2004. The Lord has just blessed him.... It doesn't make any difference what he does, good or bad."
- Pat Robertson, AP/Fox News, January 2, 2004

Alright, everybody who can, vote.  PLEASE vote!! This has gone past being funny or annoying.  This is dangerous.
 
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 27, 2004, 12:54:15 PM
Oh man, I knew it wasn't going to be good seeing as how Bernie was flipping.

That's fucking insane, why would the Lord have  anything to do with Bush?  If I were God, I would have smote him four years ago.
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Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 27, 2004, 02:53:48 PM
sweet jesus.  we're all going to die if this man gets re-elected.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 27, 2004, 05:58:32 PM
half of my friends are gonna vote for bush. i would do that too, cause personally, i think kerry and bush are at the same level and they both has commited faults.
plus bush is funny.
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Post by: Bitch on Aug 27, 2004, 07:57:19 PM
Hmm . . . My bro and his wife were talking about moving over to Finland or England once their little hellspawn's old enough, maybe I'll stow away in a trunk or something. oO
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 27, 2004, 10:37:18 PM
The only reason I'd vote for Bush is I'm completely against abortion.  At the same time, (possibly) aborting the lives of so many Americans over seas isn't cool either.  So, who're the independents on the ballot?
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Post by: blanktoe on Aug 27, 2004, 10:43:04 PM
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half of my friends are gonna vote for bush. i would do that too, cause personally, i think kerry and bush are at the same level and they both has commited faults.
plus bush is funny.
See why you shouldn't drink alcohol people?
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 27, 2004, 11:06:11 PM
To not vote for someone simply because you disagree with ONE view point is complete bullshit.

You wouldn't not date someone with a stunning personality and great looks just because she smacks her gums while she eats.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Aug 28, 2004, 01:30:21 AM
Depends what else she's good at gumming.
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Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 28, 2004, 09:56:23 AM
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Depends what else she's good at gumming.
 :lol:   damn right.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 28, 2004, 11:25:05 AM
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See why you shouldn't drink alcohol people?
yeah?why?
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 28, 2004, 11:43:06 PM
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half of my friends are gonna vote for bush. i would do that too, cause personally, i think kerry and bush are at the same level and they both has commited faults.
plus bush is funny.
See why you shouldn't drink alcohol people?
Ignorant foreigners have no say in our elections.

And Bush isn't a Republican. He is a fundamentalist globalist. He is dangerous, because he is no leader. He is a dumb follower, who's only decisions are based on what he wants (which isn't much) and what his friends want. Say what you want, but Kerry's flip-flopping  is nothing compared to Bush's flip-flopping. Plus Bush's administration is corrupt and all evil.

Fact: A CIA agent was ousted because her husband disliked Bush and his policies. An undercover agent was killed hours after the story's release. The reporter who revealed this was never questioned, nor has much been said about this.

Fact: Bush's policies have done nothing to help america. Bush cut terrorist funding when he took office, specifically away from the departments that could have prevented 9/11, why? To bust prostitution and drugs in New Orleans. Instead the 'Tax Cuts' and all his other policies support his allies, which proves he is a globalist. He cares for nothing but a world ruled by a small group of people. Not democracy at all.

Fact: Bush and his ellite Republicans (most republicans are followers, and don't have a clue what the head of the party does, kinda sad) discredited veterens, going as far as saying they were traitors who did nothing in service. The people who discredit the opponents (McCain, Gore, Kerry, that guy who's missing two legs and an arm from service) never met thier detractors, and made horrendous lies that destroyed thier public image. Keep in mind the people behind these moves never served in service.

Fact: Bush is not in control. All his policies reflect what his friends want and/or need. The only decision he made, was Iraq. Iraq has been nothing but a burden, in which American lives were sent in without vests, (the ad against Kerry which said he voted against Vets... is misleading. He voted against the plan to buy inadequate vests, for much more than they were worth.) with a limited supply of bullets, false intelligence, and not to mention no exit strategy. People can compare it to Vietnam... because it is like Vietnam. We are in a country that went to hell, which is now full of terrorists, where foriegners are beheaded and blown up daily. Meanwhile North Korea makes nukes, and other countries have giant terror cells.

Fact: Bush sucks as a president. He is no leader. His decisions are based on councils of constituants. Bush is no less a leader, than he is a spokesman who was hired because people knew how to mess Florida's votes up. I hope the UN monitors the elections.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 29, 2004, 01:09:43 AM
Bush is evil.  There's nothing funny about that bible-toting idiotic simian.

Kerry doesn't need to be good.  He just needs to not be Bush and he is in a position that has the best shot of beating Bush.  That's good enough for me.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 29, 2004, 01:36:39 AM
Not a one of those four points was a fact, Tom. Although I mostly agree with them, none of them are facts
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 29, 2004, 01:37:43 AM
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half of my friends are gonna vote for bush. i would do that too, cause personally, i think kerry and bush are at the same level and they both has commited faults.
plus bush is funny.
Jesus Christ, Faye.... that doesn't even make any sense!
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 29, 2004, 01:41:54 AM
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Not a one of those four points was a fact, Tom. Although I mostly agree with them, none of them are facts
They are facts. People died, economy sucks.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 29, 2004, 01:47:59 AM
How in the CHOP are going to try to convince me that "Bush sucks" is a god damn fact?  <_< I shouldn't let this bother me because I do actually agree with you, but you are trying to defend your syntax errors from criticism coming from a mostly friendly source, so becoming suddenly annoyed is really my only recourse.
 
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 29, 2004, 02:03:13 AM
The events are fact... just ignore my personal feelings.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 29, 2004, 02:23:21 AM
So.... change the order and overall implications of the way way you phrased your list and we'll all understand what you really meant to say?

Hell, I guess I can do that.
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 29, 2004, 02:39:30 AM
You better,  or else I will smear you and say you're a jew.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 29, 2004, 05:44:13 PM
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half of my friends are gonna vote for bush. i would do that too, cause personally, i think kerry and bush are at the same level and they both has commited faults.
plus bush is funny.
See why you shouldn't drink alcohol people?
Ignorant foreigners have no say in our elections.

 
suck my dog's dick, tom. let me remember you that your fucking ancestors were foreigners too, the only difference is that they were probably illegal, not like me.
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 29, 2004, 06:20:15 PM
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half of my friends are gonna vote for bush. i would do that too, cause personally, i think kerry and bush are at the same level and they both has commited faults.
plus bush is funny.
See why you shouldn't drink alcohol people?
Ignorant foreigners have no say in our elections.

 
suck my dog's dick, tom. let me remember you that your fucking ancestors were foreigners too, the only difference is that they were probably illegal, not like me.
You have a dog? Poor animal if that's how you treat it.

*calls the ASPCA*
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Post by: blanktoe on Aug 29, 2004, 06:39:45 PM
Tom is 1/8 negroid so his ancestors were legal.
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 29, 2004, 07:12:53 PM
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Tom is 1/8 negroid so his ancestors were legal.
Once you go one eighth negroid... now I sound like a science geek.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 29, 2004, 10:26:34 PM
Yes.
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Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 30, 2004, 05:44:16 AM
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half of my friends are gonna vote for bush. i would do that too, cause personally, i think kerry and bush are at the same level and they both has commited faults.
plus bush is funny.
See why you shouldn't drink alcohol people?
Ignorant foreigners have no say in our elections.

 
suck my dog's dick, tom. let me remember you that your fucking ancestors were foreigners too, the only difference is that they were probably illegal, not like me.
there was no illegal back with the very first immigrants.
and in the 1900's-1930's there were a fuckload of legal immigrants coming over
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 30, 2004, 07:46:41 AM
same shit, the only ones who have the right to call all this shit their "land" are indians and ive always say it
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 30, 2004, 08:22:20 AM
Yes.  And tom's a dick.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 30, 2004, 08:51:01 AM
Since we have some people who oppose abortion - without being insulting or anything, I sincerely want the answer to a question:  what programs do the anti-choice faction have in place to provide for the unwanted children after they're born?  In 2002, CPS had over 900,000 documented (meaning "reported") cases of child abuse/deaths in the country, an estimated 67% of which were causd by parents or guardians.

After the protest is over, do they get unwilling parents' names off of a list and sponsor the baby after it's born?  Do they assist with bills and day care so the parents can finish their educations, for example, so as to better provide for the unplanned child?   Do they help pay for housing in a neighborhood with a decent school for the child to attend?  And I'm not even going to get into help with the emotional toll.

My biggest problem with Bush on this issue is not his opposition to abortion - it's his cutting off funding to thousands of World Health Organization family planning and health outlets because they have the word "abortion" somewhere in their materials in lieu of "abstinence", and his delusion that every parent will automatically fall in live with the child once it's been born.  If that were the case, CPS wouldn't exist.

Sorry - to me, better a pre-natal abortion that a post-natal one in the form of a dumpster dumpling.  And we've had quite a crop of li'l sizzlers (police term for child left in hot car) this summer.  It's the perfect crime - make up a scenario in which both parents think the other got the kid or mom forgot because it was asleep and so quiet or whatever and they do no time because everyone says, "Oh, poor things, they've suffered enough....", plus they usually collect a nice chunk of life insurance.  Horseshit.  You don't just forget there's a kid in the car. :angry:  
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 30, 2004, 09:38:48 AM
I totally agree with the option of having abortion, like Bernie said.  I mean, it's better to get rid of the child when it knows nothing of the outside world than to birth it, let it breathe it's first breath next to a carton of rotting milk outside of a Kwik Stop, or floating in a toilet in the Wal-mart restroom.

That's why I plan to adopt, there's plenty of kids who are alive and need my care instead of me being selfish and birthing my own.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 30, 2004, 10:10:14 AM
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Yes.  And tom's a dick.

 
correctamundo.

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That's why I plan to adopt, there's plenty of kids who are alive and need my care instead of me being selfish and birthing my own.
omg u are soo brave i could NEVER raise a kid that its not of my own.
and about that abortion issue, well after being in a nun school for 13 years, and after having to watch 1000000 videos about abortions, i wouldnt do it, but thats just my opinion:-/  
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 30, 2004, 10:19:13 AM
If we wanted a kid, we WOULD adopt rather than inflict our merged DNA on the world.  I'd squirt out the next Jeffrey Dahlmer for sure.  <_<  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 30, 2004, 10:50:21 AM
would u adopt someone from the US or from somewhere else?
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 30, 2004, 10:53:24 AM
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same shit, the only ones who have the right to call all this shit their "land" are indians and ive always say it
And as I said before, I AM PART NATIVE AMERICAN!!! Indians... have India. Try using correct terms.

Anyways, America has existed for over 200 years, so :P This land is my land, and we will nuke anyone who says different... INCLUDING GERMANY!
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 30, 2004, 10:54:28 AM
If we do adopt, we'd try for an older one, because no one wants them.  And plus the list for infants is like what, two, three years wait?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 30, 2004, 10:55:35 AM
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If we do adopt, we'd try for an older one, because no one wants them.  And plus the list for infants is like what, two, three years wait?
not in china :D  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 30, 2004, 10:56:14 AM
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same shit, the only ones who have the right to call all this shit their "land" are indians and ive always say it
And as I said before, I AM PART NATIVE AMERICAN!!! Indians... have India. Try using correct terms.

Anyways, America has existed for over 200 years, so :P This land is my land, and we will nuke anyone who says different... INCLUDING GERMANY!
hablaaa we already have this discussion before, shut up
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 30, 2004, 11:02:16 AM
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If we do adopt, we'd try for an older one, because no one wants them.  And plus the list for infants is like what, two, three years wait?
not in china :D
Did you know people in China eat aborted babies?  It's apparantly a delicacy to some fuckers.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 30, 2004, 11:04:41 AM
noo that was a joke, i read about it somewhere
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 30, 2004, 11:28:40 AM
Fiero, you are not fucking eight years old, you know that's not true.  You're never going to answer Bernie's question, anyway, nor are you ever going to spend any more than 60 seconds considering it, so why are you even still in thsi thread?
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 30, 2004, 03:09:07 PM
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same shit, the only ones who have the right to call all this shit their "land" are indians and ive always say it
And as I said before, I AM PART NATIVE AMERICAN!!! Indians... have India. Try using correct terms.

Anyways, America has existed for over 200 years, so :P This land is my land, and we will nuke anyone who says different... INCLUDING GERMANY!
hablaaa we already have this discussion before, shut up
Yeah, well get your frickin titles straight, and don't be ignorant.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 30, 2004, 03:25:48 PM
Eating, perhaps, but unfortunately, Faye....


NOT A JOKE (http://www.sarini.net/pics/baby2.jpg)

Still say pre-natal is better.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 30, 2004, 03:50:50 PM
eww ewwwwww i was talking about the people eating babies not that :X :(  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 30, 2004, 03:51:45 PM
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Yeah, well get your frickin titles straight, and don't be ignorant.
the last time i was the one who was right, douche bag. i even put dictonary definitions, for god's sake. and im done answering your stupid replies.
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Post by: poppy G on Aug 30, 2004, 04:14:26 PM
I guess being sterile isnt so bad.
If i get to my 30's maybe I'll adopt a kid, and no way would it be an infant, theyve gotta  be able to clean their own poop as a requirement.
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 30, 2004, 04:18:36 PM
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I guess being sterile isnt so bad.
If i get to my 30's maybe I'll adopt a kid, and no way would it be an infant, theyve gotta  be able to clean their own poop as a requirement.
You are teh qween.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 30, 2004, 04:26:24 PM
Props to poppy & Chels!  Those will be some lucky younguns.  :D  
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 30, 2004, 06:40:24 PM
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Yeah, well get your frickin titles straight, and don't be ignorant.
the last time i was the one who was right, douche bag. i even put dictonary definitions, for god's sake. and im done answering your stupid replies.
Well black people were thought to be souless, and had many cited works. :P

Well maybe fifty cent...
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 30, 2004, 08:16:41 PM
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Props to poppy & Chels!  Those will be some lucky younguns.  :D
I'll keep them in line.  There will be no pregnant 15 year olds in MY house!
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 30, 2004, 10:37:49 PM
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Props to poppy & Chels!  Those will be some lucky younguns.  :D
I'll keep them in line.  There will be no pregnant 15 year olds in MY house!
CHEMICAL CASTRATION!
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Post by: The D on Aug 30, 2004, 10:44:11 PM
I'd rather vote for a third pary if there was a chance in the 9th level of hell that he'd win. Not Nader, he's a penis and a tree hugging hippie. Maybe one of the other parties guy.

Too bad we're pretty much a 2 party system. So I guess I'm going with Kerry. At least he can speak correctly and has actually been in war.


Oh, and now I want to marry Chels or Gwen. Not sure which. Would marry Bernie too but she's already got a sex slave.
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 30, 2004, 11:04:30 PM
Gwen is a Lesbian.  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 31, 2004, 12:47:00 AM
i thought she was bi :huh:  
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 31, 2004, 01:19:57 AM
Maybe she is... but I think she'd prefer a girl. Lord knows I do.

And that's why I will float in limbo, and several kittens have been killed.
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 31, 2004, 08:23:10 AM
Oh, shit man.  I've heard people call you a fag so much I thought you actually were one.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 31, 2004, 10:12:07 AM
if you are talking about tom, its true.
but shhhh
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 31, 2004, 11:12:54 AM
You bet. I am so gay, I suck **** and take it up the ***.
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 31, 2004, 11:27:37 AM
But you just said you prefer a girl.  What teh fuck?
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 31, 2004, 12:31:51 PM
I suck beer, and take it up the bar.

o.o what did you think those asterix's meant?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 31, 2004, 12:33:17 PM
:lol:  
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 31, 2004, 12:55:21 PM
Beer?  That's so gross, you faq.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 31, 2004, 11:44:06 PM
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If we wanted a kid, we WOULD adopt rather than inflict our merged DNA on the world.  I'd squirt out the next Jeffrey Dahlmer for sure.  <_<
If I had been born male, I honestly think the extra testosterone would've made me kill people.  Especially since most boys in our society are geared to be aggressive...  I don't think another one of me would necessarily be a good idea either.  I'm also completely unthrilled about the thought of a nine month alien growth that tears through my vagina when its had enough.  I'm perfectly content at the moment with channeling any residual maternal instincts towards my fur children.
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Post by: Bitch on Aug 31, 2004, 11:48:13 PM
Had you been born male, would there have been more school shootings? I like school shootings. :)
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 31, 2004, 11:56:41 PM
If would've really depended on my access to guns.  Stabbings might've been more likely.
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Post by: blanktoe on Aug 31, 2004, 11:58:20 PM
if nuri had been born a dude I never would have met all of youse guys. So thanks you Nuri's mom for making her a chick.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 01, 2004, 12:06:57 AM
Doesn't the father's spermies determine the gender?  
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 01, 2004, 12:09:20 AM
I thought it was the hormones of the girl. I could be wrong.
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 01, 2004, 12:26:47 AM
yeah it's the father but you know uh..you know I didnt want to  um..yeah.
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 01, 2004, 07:55:20 AM
He did call himself a dumbass yesterday.

I couldn't imagine Nuri as a boy.  It'd be weird.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 01, 2004, 08:36:03 AM
Yup, it's the dad's, which makes the usual response in the delivery room, according to a recent survey of obstetricians & midwives, pretty funny.  Turns out that having a girl will cause 8 out of 10 new mothers to apologize to the father.  :rolleyes:  
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 01, 2004, 09:40:16 AM
I'd prefer niether. It'd be nice to have a boy and a girl... but I dun care really.  
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 02, 2004, 12:28:19 AM
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He did call himself a dumbass yesterday.

I couldn't imagine Nuri as a boy.  It'd be weird.
I'd poke out your eye with my huge penis!
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 02, 2004, 01:14:33 AM
See I knew it! If women were dudes they wouldnt treat us dudes who women like they would want to be treated if the they were women.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 02, 2004, 01:05:09 PM
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He did call himself a dumbass yesterday.

I couldn't imagine Nuri as a boy.  It'd be weird.
I'd poke out your eye with my huge penis!
LOL thats what i always tell whoever im talking with about that kinda theme
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 02, 2004, 03:27:55 PM
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See I knew it! If women were dudes they wouldnt treat us dudes who women like they would ant to be treated if the they were women.
Are you drunk?  'Cuz that made no sense.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 03, 2004, 12:27:10 AM
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See I knew it! If women were dudes they wouldnt treat us dudes who women like they would want to be treated if the they were women.
I think the bigger question is "Is Toe drunk"?  Besides, I wouldn't treat women like that.  I'm a gentleman.   :P  
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 03, 2004, 06:36:10 AM
I'm a gentlemen, too.  Bitches.
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 03, 2004, 04:54:54 PM
swooooooooooooooooooon  :wub:  
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 03, 2004, 09:47:42 PM
Hells yeah.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 07, 2004, 12:51:45 AM
Fiero's sooo gonna get laid.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 07, 2004, 01:03:15 AM
*plays some barry white*
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 07, 2004, 09:51:50 AM
Fuck barry, put on some sexy bullshit techno, Lords a' Acid or some shit.  They talks about fucking alot.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 07, 2004, 09:58:09 AM
Techno sucks.
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 07, 2004, 10:11:38 AM
I never said I like it, but it makes them lil' hussy sluts get wet, I'm a gentlemen, gotta give da ladies what they want, bitches.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 07, 2004, 01:48:39 PM
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Fuck barry, put on some sexy bullshit techno, Lords a' Acid or some shit.  They talks about fucking alot.
techno is  SOOO NOT GOOD

<----hates techno, loves trance
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 07, 2004, 02:22:29 PM
O.o

It's the same shit!
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 07, 2004, 03:52:58 PM
It's really not.  There's a defined line that I'm just now starting to understand.  I just can't get enough Castles in the Sky.
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 07, 2004, 08:25:34 PM
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O.o

It's the same shit!
no its not!
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: tomduo on Sep 07, 2004, 09:04:40 PM
It's the same.  
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 07, 2004, 10:41:17 PM
Fuck a tomduo.  Trance has a lot of technical shit that most people don't know about.  Techno is just bullshit electronica that sometimes has a beat behind it, and can often hurt your ears from the badly mixed treble side.
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: blanktoe on Sep 07, 2004, 10:51:03 PM
well can we atleast agree that  trip hop is better than them all?
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 07, 2004, 10:53:59 PM
I have a ring tone on my fone called 'Trip Hop' and it fucking sucks bad.  Maybe the real music isn't so bad.  But this fucking sucks.
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: blanktoe on Sep 07, 2004, 11:01:46 PM
Damn you FIERO!! I just wanted us to all get along again but no you insist on fighting! I HATE YOU!
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 07, 2004, 11:55:16 PM
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Fuck a tomduo.  Trance has a lot of technical shit that most people don't know about.  Techno is just bullshit electronica that sometimes has a beat behind it, and can often hurt your ears from the badly mixed treble side.
exactly.
fuck tom, he doesnt know shit about that.
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 08, 2004, 08:36:47 AM
Guys with gorgeous fiancees tend to do other things on the weekends besides chugging watery drinks in seedy clubs that play endless techno/trance, hence his inability to distinguish between the two.
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 08, 2004, 10:52:22 AM
thats not true if you are in college. thats being pussy whipped.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 08, 2004, 11:07:14 AM
Hmmmm....Eddie's nights out took a sharp downturn when we met, and I never even hinted that he needed to curtail evenings with the guys, nor did I need for him to do so to feel "secure".  Then again, I'm led to believe that most men wouldn't have "I feel pussy whipped" and "my woman has no gag reflex" as concurrent thoughts.
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 08, 2004, 07:44:17 PM
Some men have balls enough to not party, and spend time with someone they love.  Of course, that does often lead to partying, which often leads to one of the couple sleeping with someone else in a drunken orgy, leading to one of the couples beating/killing/raping the other in a drunken fury.
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: tomduo on Sep 08, 2004, 07:48:19 PM
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thats not true if you are in college. thats being pussy whipped.
o.o

I'd rather be pussy whipped and getting some (And I do :)) than hanging out, trying to get laid from snobby bitches.
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 08, 2004, 08:39:49 PM
I dont know  man. Them snobby bitches have nice asses. If you bother them long enough they will eventually wear them down.
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: tomduo on Sep 08, 2004, 08:42:02 PM
Or thier boyfriends pound you. Either way, I prefer the ass I grab... well the one that isn't mine. Latina's are purrrrfect.
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 08, 2004, 09:01:11 PM
Until they get old and fat.  That's what Fransisco, the very latin man at my store said.  And I thought about it.  And he's right.  Fuck her now before you're fucking her flaps.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 08, 2004, 09:17:31 PM
o.o Not all latinas get fat. It's just the ones that eat fried foods... daily. I've seen hispanic diets, and remember, the men get big too. @.x;

Nothing scarier than watching an old cuban wearing a 10-year old's shirt, which only covers his man tits, while his 50 gallon gut sticks out, covered in white fur.

x.x;
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 08, 2004, 09:20:52 PM
Something strange:  When someone says 'Cuban,' I never fucking think of women, just men.  Strange, yes?
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: tomduo on Sep 08, 2004, 09:47:25 PM
Cuban chicks are hot.
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 08, 2004, 10:28:15 PM
Tanned broads are hot period.!
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 08, 2004, 10:39:13 PM
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Something strange:  When someone says 'Cuban,' I never fucking think of women, just men.  Strange, yes?
 :lol: yah, cubana
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: tomduo on Sep 08, 2004, 11:31:43 PM
You're not even hispanic, ya frickin nazi.
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 09, 2004, 12:12:36 AM
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Until they get old and fat. That's what Fransisco, the very latin man at my store said. And I thought about it. And he's right. Fuck her now before you're fucking her flaps.
EWWWW!  :lol:
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: tomduo on Sep 09, 2004, 12:21:16 AM
Um Nuri, you're going to be one of them.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 09, 2004, 12:30:02 AM
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You're not even hispanic, ya frickin nazi.
thats right, im arian. i look like the female version of legolas
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: tomduo on Sep 09, 2004, 12:32:40 AM
I've seen your pic, you are no way aryan. Anyways, the true arayans were Persians. Are you really furry?

(Historical Note: Hitler was a liar, and knew very little things)
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 09, 2004, 12:36:13 AM
arayans??

i was just being sarcastic, you tooooool!
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 09, 2004, 07:22:52 AM
No one listens to Tool anymore.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 09, 2004, 10:16:55 AM
I do ^_^
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 09, 2004, 01:12:24 PM
If you liked the vid for Sober, chell these guys out.  

Brothers Quay (http://www.zeitgeistfilms.com/current/quays/quays.html)
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 09, 2004, 01:34:55 PM
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Um Nuri, you're going to be one of them.
Shut-up!
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 09, 2004, 01:39:16 PM
Just live healthily, and you should be fine ^_^ Fry stuff in olive oil with whole grain flour.
Title: WHAT IN THE HIGH HOLY FUCK???!!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 09, 2004, 01:50:56 PM
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If you liked the vid for Sober, chell these guys out.  

Brothers Quay (http://www.zeitgeistfilms.com/current/quays/quays.html)
OO i never heard about those guys before!