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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Merla the Owl Queen on Jun 16, 2005, 02:08:22 PM

Title: Owls Killing Owls
Post by: Merla the Owl Queen on Jun 16, 2005, 02:08:22 PM
This is horrible.  Barred Owls are invading the Spotted Owls homeland and killing them.  Now "scientists" want to kill off some of the Barred owls in an effort to save the Spotted ones.  WTF?  So much for scientist not taking sides and not getting involved.  Poor owls it just breaks my heart.  :(  :(  :(

Hooters killing Hooters (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/06/16/tech/main702223.shtml)
Title: Owls Killing Owls
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 16, 2005, 02:36:35 PM
What book tells you about famous owls?
Who's Whoooo.

What do lovesick owls say to each other when it's raining?
'To-wet-to-woo!'

What do you call a clever owl?
Bird Brain of Britain.

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?
He didn't give a hoot !

What kind of math do owls like?
Owlgebra.

What sits on a tree and cries 'Hoots mon?
A Scottish owl.

What would you get if you crossed an owl with a goat?
A hootenanny.

What would you get if you crossed an owl with a skunk?
A bird that smells, but doesn't give a hoot.

What's hot and greasy and goes 'hoot, hoot'?
Kentucky Fried Owl.

Why are owls cleverer than chickens?
Have you ever eaten Kentucky Fried Owl?

Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the woodpecker woodpecker.

Why does an owl make everyone laugh?
Because it's such a hoot.
 
Title: Owls Killing Owls
Post by: Derrick on Jun 16, 2005, 03:50:32 PM
Now I want a chicken sandwhich...
Title: Owls Killing Owls
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 16, 2005, 03:59:16 PM
*Already ate lunch*  =(



What do you call an Italian hooker?

A PASTA-tute!
Title: Owls Killing Owls
Post by: Derrick on Jun 16, 2005, 04:14:15 PM
Too bad the Pasta comes with a sausage and some meatballs. OH!
Title: Owls Killing Owls
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Jun 16, 2005, 04:43:59 PM
Why did the owl cross the road?
SHUT UP!
Title: Owls Killing Owls
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 16, 2005, 06:43:17 PM
Why did Tom call a Pimp?
To get a PASTA-tute!
Title: Owls Killing Owls
Post by: Derrick on Jun 16, 2005, 07:18:17 PM
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Why did Tom call a Pimp?
To get a PASTA-tute!
Yeah, but unlike you, I order the linguini with clam sauce. You order the God Father with extra meat.
Title: Owls Killing Owls
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 16, 2005, 09:07:25 PM
Aw, come on Tom, you know I love you like my drunk uncle, on a lonely Friday night.
Title: Owls Killing Owls
Post by: Derrick on Jun 16, 2005, 10:25:51 PM
Hey, I love you too. The Godfather comes with extra peppers.
Title: Owls Killing Owls
Post by: B E C K on Jun 16, 2005, 11:55:09 PM
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Why did Tom call a Pimp?
To get a PASTA-tute!
Ha ha, that's great.   :lol:


Jeez Merla, when you were telling me this story, I thought you said they were Bard Owls, not Barred Owls.  They aren't repressed Renaissance cosplayers, they're just escaped criminals.