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Post by: The D on Jun 13, 2005, 10:33:43 PM

Appleseed 2005:
Rented it at Blockbuster when I got Team America and Blade Trinity.

The movie's cell shaded so it takes a while to get used to it, as it looks like something Bob from Reboot shit out. And the first battle almost ruined the entire movie, because the thing had random matrix bullet-time scenes thrown in like a bad clone of Max Payne. Luckily they ditched the bullet-time which I believe saved the movie.

Besides the crazy cell shading CG and teh bullet time at the beginning, it actually wasn't too bad. The plot was a bit confusing with a lot of backstabbing and political BS, but it mostly clears up at the end.

It's worth a rental at least, especially if you're a fan of ReBoot and other CG shows.

Blade Trinity:
God that was boring. Glad I got it as a free rental.

MIB 2:
Sucked harder than Dert's blowjobs.

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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 13, 2005, 10:46:15 PM

Is Appleseed 2005 a sequel or a remake?

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Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 11:11:58 PM

I think it's a remake.

After the second Blade, I wouldn't touch the third one, even if it was free.  And MIB 2, I thought I had seen it but I'm thinking I actually passed on that one.  I couldn't even be bothered to see that for free.

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Post by: Fiero on Jun 13, 2005, 11:29:55 PM

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Is Appleseed 2005 a sequel or a remake?

I remember reading the box and thinking "That doesn't sound like a sequel."

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Post by: Merla on Jun 14, 2005, 08:32:15 AM

MIB 2 was horrible.  Laura Flynn Boyle is so not hot.  

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 14, 2005, 12:23:39 PM

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MIB 2:
Sucked harder than Dert's blowjobs.

by that statement I assume you got a blowjob from him.
Didn't you?? :o  

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Post by: Derrick on Jun 14, 2005, 12:28:03 PM

That explains alot.

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Post by: B E C K on Jun 15, 2005, 05:14:14 PM

I'll hear statements from the opposing side before I make my vote.

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Post by: The D on Jun 19, 2005, 04:44:32 PM

The only good thing about Blade 3 was the vampire pomeranian (cute but deadly) and the fact Jessica Biel was in it. It's too bad she doesn't get to star in better movies, she's hotter than that.

Vampire pom was cute.. I need a couple of those to take over the world with.

And get this, the DVD has two versions of the film, original theatrical version and a special extended version with a different ending. SEE LUCAS, IT CAN BE DONE!