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Title: Jackson's a lucky bastard.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 13, 2005, 04:16:29 PM: eeeesh. Not Guilty.
PS. Beat anyone else to it! HAH!
PPS: Jackson's still boned, Career wise.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 13, 2005, 04:32:35 PM: what's your problem? You really believed he did it? The dude is weird but he aint a chickenhawk.

With that said, SLEEPOVER AT MIKE'S TONIGHT!!!
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 13, 2005, 05:19:08 PM: I'm glad he's not guilty because that made the bartender wrong. And I love it when he's wrong.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 13, 2005, 06:21:51 PM: Was anyone else watching it live?
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 06:31:48 PM: Even if he did do it, and I don't think he did, I still think he would've gotten away with it. A slap on the wrist at most. It's Micheal freakin' Jackson. He's a living legend, like it or not.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 06:32:03 PM: So no, I don't think he's "lucky".

P.S.
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Was anyone else watching it live?
Nope.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 13, 2005, 07:15:43 PM: I was watching it live at work. But we were watching FOX news, and I had to listen to the commentators comment for half an hour.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 13, 2005, 07:34:01 PM: Me I have no opinion on it either way. Don't really care if he did it or didn't. I just wanted to be the first one to post the obligatory "JACKSON FOUND NOT GUILTY!" thread before D or Megs got to it.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 13, 2005, 07:48:43 PM: 0111011101101000011110010011111100100000011110010 1101111011101010010011101110010011001010010000001 1000100110010101110100011101000110010101110010001 0000001110100011010000110000101101110001000000111 010001101000011001010110110100101110
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 13, 2005, 08:18:30 PM: I was hoping someone would just shoot him as he walked out of the courthouse. Then we wouldn't be going through this again in three months--wasting shit loads of tax payer's money for nothing but TV ratings.
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 13, 2005, 09:07:59 PM: It woulda been better if someone raped him. That would be must see TV!
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Post by: The D on Jun 13, 2005, 09:13:21 PM: Quote
I just wanted to be the first one to post the obligatory "JACKSON FOUND NOT GUILTY!" thread before D or Megs got to it.
Well, someone actually recognizes that I usually post news first.

If only I could be as lucky as him.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 13, 2005, 09:43:17 PM: Make some hit albums and you'll be set.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 11:15:34 PM: Quote
If only I could be as lucky as him.
It's never too late to troll for young boys.
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 13, 2005, 11:32:52 PM: I thought he had that covered, or was it the other D guy.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 14, 2005, 03:32:06 AM: When have I ever made a news post? Ever?
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Post by: Merla on Jun 14, 2005, 08:26:46 AM: I had a feeling they weren't going to find him gulity. I do believe he has a problem. Little boys have no business in his bed!
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 14, 2005, 10:00:24 AM: There is no argument that he has serious mental issues. The problem was the credibility of the witnesses.
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 14, 2005, 11:35:36 AM: Quote
I had a feeling they weren't going to find him gulity. I do believe he has a problem. Little boys have no business in his bed!
D apparently has business for lil girls. Hell, he's posting real lolicon.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 14, 2005, 12:05:53 PM: omg I'm so happy Michael Jackson is not guilty. I love him. Finally something good happened in this shitty week
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Post by: The D on Jun 14, 2005, 10:23:55 PM: Quote

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I had a feeling they weren't going to find him gulity. I do believe he has a problem. Little boys have no business in his bed!
D apparently has business for lil girls. Hell, he's posting real lolicon.
I got it off 4chan dammit, and before I looked up more info on her, I thought she was at least 18.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 15, 2005, 05:33:14 PM: Quote
When have I ever made a news post? Ever?
Oh stop it. You post news all the time. You and your damn news clips. "Millions of people dead in tsunami flood, YESSSSS...." "'Gilmore Girls' snubbed at Emmy's, NOOOOO...."
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 15, 2005, 05:34:46 PM: "Local man arrested for distributing Child Porn online"

I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 20, 2005, 12:42:43 PM: Best part about the Jackson aftermath was seeing a bitchslapped Nancy Grace having to do her show after months of declaring that he was guilty. :lol:
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 21, 2005, 08:01:43 PM: Me and Kary agree she's a dumbass bitch.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 21, 2005, 08:36:52 PM: Is Nancy Grace the one on CNN with the wig-hair?
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 21, 2005, 08:40:51 PM: Yup. Why they put her dumbass on instead of... news, well what CNN calls news, I dunno.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 21, 2005, 08:48:33 PM: I shouldn't have known that, but CNN runs through Merla's veins. And it's kinda hard to miss hair like that.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 21, 2005, 10:23:13 PM: Yet another instance I thank god I have no cable.
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Post by: CNN addicted Merla on Jun 22, 2005, 07:41:06 AM: Quote
Best part about the Jackson aftermath was seeing a bitchslapped Nancy Grace having to do her show after months of declaring that he was guilty. :lol:
I like Nancy Grace. Yep she is a real bitch. I wish I could be a bitch like that.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 22, 2005, 11:46:16 PM: Q: What is the difference between a Whore and a Bitch? A: A Whore will give it to anyone, a Bitch will give it to anyone but you.
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Post by: Merla on Jun 23, 2005, 10:45:32 AM: Toe what is your avatar from? And why does one duder have pink bow in his hair while the other duder has what appears to be pubs on his hat?
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 23, 2005, 11:00:47 AM: Quote
Toe what is your avatar from? And why does one duder have pink bow in his hair while the other duder has what appears to be pubs on his hat?

It's from a cartoon called Billy Joe Jive: Super Crimefighting Ace! It used to come on Seasme Street in the 70's and 80's. The girl is named Sweet Susie Sunset and I have no idea why Billy Joe Jive has pubs on his hat.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 23, 2005, 11:42:05 AM: Quote
Me and Kary agree she's a dumbass bitch.

Snaps to Greta Van Sustern for evading the trial-by-press trap questions beautifully. She's way too moderate for Fox. Since Nancy looks like Ann Coulter's cousin anyway , Fox & CNN should swap.
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 23, 2005, 06:48:46 PM: Ann Coulter needs to choke on Jerry Springer's balls.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 23, 2005, 06:52:08 PM: or take them up the ass.
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 23, 2005, 07:29:57 PM: That is fuckin hot.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 24, 2005, 04:42:43 AM: No shit.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 24, 2005, 10:17:17 AM: I'll bet Bill O'Reiley's copy of Time with Ann Coulter on the cover is one solid block of stuck-together pages by now. :x

I wish Nancy would go to Fox just to see her hoist him by the short n' curlies. Greta just takes it when he cuts her off & gives her the "oh, you silly little woman" attitude. His balls would be climbing up his spine to get away from Nancy. :lol:
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 24, 2005, 11:30:14 AM: Hillary Clinton should take over Fox News. That would be great.
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 24, 2005, 09:27:15 PM: Quote
Hillary Clinton should take over Fox News. That would be great.
She's a lesbian, apparantly.
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 24, 2005, 10:40:34 PM: Yeah, that books supposedly as many truths in it by the bible, which was the sole inspiration for the book.

Neo-Cons fear her.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 25, 2005, 01:59:02 PM: The Sith speaks the truth.