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Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: Fiero on Jun 12, 2005, 11:20:38 PM
The World Naked Bikeride (http://www.worldnakedbikeride.org/) happened yesterday in over 50 cities across the globe.  And we all missed it.  Why weren't we there to protest automobiles?!  WHY!?!?!
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: Derrick on Jun 12, 2005, 11:37:04 PM
Because most Americans have Margerine as a bloodtype. They can't nor do you want to see them ride a bike nekid.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: B E C K on Jun 12, 2005, 11:57:26 PM
I just don't wanna see anyone riding a bike naked, period.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: Derrick on Jun 13, 2005, 12:05:43 AM
What about Anna Kournikova?
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 12:15:43 AM
No, she won't do.  There's something about her I don't like.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: Derrick on Jun 13, 2005, 12:23:07 AM
What about that girl Golfer who just won. She's got nice legs.
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Post by: joe on Jun 13, 2005, 12:28:01 AM
Okay, none of you can honestly tell me you wouldn't enjoy seeing Christopher Walken straddling a hog all bucky buck.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 01:26:43 AM
Would he just be riding the bike all regular like or would he do a trick as well?
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Post by: joe on Jun 13, 2005, 01:28:01 AM
Tricks cost extra! :angry:
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 01:33:20 AM
How much?  
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Post by: joe on Jun 13, 2005, 01:40:29 AM
Your firstborn son. No, daughter! Your firstborn daughter... on her sixteenth birthday! Yes...
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 01:45:51 AM
Human-daughter or Cat-daughter?
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Post by: joe on Jun 13, 2005, 01:49:03 AM
What would I want with a sixteen year old cat? Kitty jerky, maybe -- but I don't eat jerky!
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 01:54:46 AM
I don't plan to ever explode any Yoshi eggs, that's why.  Just wondering if he'd settle for a cat-daughter instead.
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Post by: joe on Jun 13, 2005, 02:03:37 AM
I just had a mental image of you squirting out a baby accompanied by Yoshi's egg-laying sound effect. Then Mario grabs the baby and kicks it into a Koopa Troopa. After that it's all hazy.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 02:07:42 AM
As long as it went to a good cause.  And didn't become a drug addict.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: Derrick on Jun 13, 2005, 08:54:12 AM
But what about the menstrual fluid?
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 13, 2005, 09:01:51 AM
We put that in your shiny black suit instead of fuel.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: Derrick on Jun 13, 2005, 09:36:10 AM
Of course, that's why I need to know.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 06:34:09 PM
I will not be exploited.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 13, 2005, 08:32:05 PM
What if we paid you to be exploited?
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 08:54:19 PM
No.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: Derrick on Jun 13, 2005, 09:09:08 PM
What if we paid you to [CENSORED]?
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Post by: The D on Jun 13, 2005, 09:45:36 PM
I don't see any fat people on that website. Some of them are actually quite hot.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 11:13:00 PM
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What if we paid you to [CENSORED]?
How am I suppose to know what you're asking when you censored yourself?
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: Fiero on Jun 13, 2005, 11:31:03 PM
Is it really him, or is it BIG BROTHER?

But the point really is, would your Yoshi egg participate ina Nekid World BMX Stunt Performance?
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Post by: Merla on Jun 14, 2005, 08:30:24 AM
You people are sick.  
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 14, 2005, 11:33:21 AM
Yeah, why aren't you? We are infectious!!!
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 15, 2005, 05:01:52 PM
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But the point really is, would your Yoshi egg participate ina Nekid World BMX Stunt Performance?
It very well could.  Unless it's one of those blue eggs...  Those really stick more to the water sports.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: Fiero on Jun 15, 2005, 06:11:52 PM
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But the point really is, would your Yoshi egg participate ina Nekid World BMX Stunt Performance?
It very well could.  Unless it's one of those blue eggs...  Those really stick more to the water sports.
? Blue eggs make you FLY.  You've NEVER fucking played Super Mario World.  Stupid head.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: B E C K on Jun 15, 2005, 07:43:43 PM
Like I'm suppose to remember the otherwise useless details of a game that's over ten years old.  Next you'll be grilling me for not being up to speed on my "Duck Hunt" trivia.  Dork-ass.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: Fiero on Jun 16, 2005, 06:05:03 AM
How many game types did Duck Hunt have?
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 17, 2005, 12:04:31 AM
Lieutenant Worf!
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 17, 2005, 08:13:14 AM
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Lieutenant Worf!
THE FUCK?  YOU LOSE NOW! DIE KTHX!
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 17, 2005, 07:21:57 PM
Wow.

That was banal.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 18, 2005, 02:37:12 AM
I hope many Bothans dies to bring us this thread.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 18, 2005, 10:27:20 AM
And Ewoks.
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 18, 2005, 11:14:42 AM
I can make sure of that. Let's go talk in my doom egg.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: B E C K on Jun 19, 2005, 01:12:17 PM
I have one of those.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 19, 2005, 05:51:11 PM
Oh my god. What if Vader and Robotnik teamed up?


 :D Crossover!
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 19, 2005, 06:44:45 PM
I'd slice up his fat ass and then just use the Death Star to blow up Sonic's planet. Fast my ass, try to dodge a fuckin super beam.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 20, 2005, 11:06:04 AM
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Oh my god. What if Vader and Robotnik teamed up?


 :D Crossover!
What, like a lemon fic?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 20, 2005, 12:44:10 PM
Bound to be somewhere on FF, Nuri.  :blink:  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 22, 2005, 04:42:36 AM
Cock.  <_<  
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2005, 08:34:10 PM
Yes, I'm sure that's there, too.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 03, 2005, 04:22:11 AM
Yeah. You would be sure, wouldn't you? Shut up. You're anorexic.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 03, 2005, 10:45:17 PM
Ha ha!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 04, 2005, 03:13:43 AM
This is no laughing matter.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 04, 2005, 10:20:42 PM
Of course it is.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: Derrick on Jul 04, 2005, 10:21:08 PM
Then we can laugh at you?
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: B E C K on Jul 04, 2005, 11:16:12 PM
Not you.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: Derrick on Jul 04, 2005, 11:40:26 PM
Too late.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha.
Title: We missed the World Naked Bikeride
Post by: B E C K on Jul 05, 2005, 08:52:41 PM
It was not "too late"!  How dare you defy orders!  Lt., take this trash to the brig!  Give him no water, no bread!
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 05, 2005, 08:57:55 PM
That's fine. I ate all the bread, and the water makes going to the bathroom painful.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 05, 2005, 10:18:40 PM
*add some meat and cheese and makes a sammich*

I LOVES ME SOME SAMMICHES!!!
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jul 05, 2005, 10:30:09 PM
*bangs pots and pokes Tom all night so he doesn't sleep*
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 05, 2005, 10:31:35 PM
Add some guitar and I'll sleep like a baby.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 06, 2005, 10:31:56 PM
That is the world's coolest Rubber Ducky.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 06, 2005, 10:43:53 PM
Nuri likes her sex rough. D needs to write this down.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 06, 2005, 11:27:22 PM
No.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 06, 2005, 11:39:35 PM
Well I already did.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jul 07, 2005, 11:32:55 AM
This duckie rocks.  Why can't they sell this for bathtime toys?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 07, 2005, 12:36:50 PM
I'd float it in my bubbles.  B)