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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Extra Zero on Jun 12, 2005, 12:16:25 AM

Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 12, 2005, 12:16:25 AM
The one night you're actually on Live, you fucking sign off just as I sign on...
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: Max Con on Jun 12, 2005, 02:04:35 AM
I haven't even been able to connect to his games since last night for some stupid reason.
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 12, 2005, 10:57:25 PM
Hopefully I'll be able to stay online tonight, but my ride for tomorrow wants to go back up tonight. I have to see my mommy tomorrow for her birthday.
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: Derrick on Jun 12, 2005, 11:32:07 PM
Dorks.

*plays with his plastic lightsaber*
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: B E C K on Jun 12, 2005, 11:58:28 PM
Sick.
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 13, 2005, 01:09:00 PM
I'm at my mom's house right now, from where all of my posts pre-last-summer came from.

I get to have more sex than all the rest of you. Well, with one likely exception.
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: Derrick on Jun 13, 2005, 01:23:37 PM
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I'm at my mom's house right now, from where all of my posts pre-last-summer came from.

I get to have more sex than all the rest of you. Well, with one likely exception.
You're fucking your Mom?

And I dunno about Faye, but I definately get more than you.
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: Fiero on Jun 13, 2005, 02:46:00 PM
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I'm at my mom's house right now, from where all of my posts pre-last-summer came from.

I get to have more sex than all the rest of you. Well, with one likely exception.
You're fucking your Mom?

And I dunno about Faye, but I definately get more than you.
I could get more if I wanted it.
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 13, 2005, 04:12:50 PM
I can't afford any.
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 13, 2005, 04:40:08 PM
I download mine.  :(  
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 06:37:12 PM
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I'm at my mom's house right now, from where all of my posts pre-last-summer came from.

I get to have more sex than all the rest of you. Well, with one likely exception.
Because you're at your mom's house?
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 13, 2005, 08:25:16 PM
Poor Dert.
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 08:56:05 PM
Unless his mom is hot....
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 13, 2005, 09:01:59 PM
He'll put a railroad spike through your head if you talk smack about his mama.
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: Derrick on Jun 13, 2005, 09:10:12 PM
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I'm at my mom's house right now, from where all of my posts pre-last-summer came from.

I get to have more sex than all the rest of you. Well, with one likely exception.
You're fucking your Mom?

And I dunno about Faye, but I definately get more than you.
I could get more if I wanted it.
What are you, a freak? Who doesn't want it?
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: The D on Jun 13, 2005, 09:35:21 PM
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Dorks.

*plays with his plastic lightsaber*
what, was your real lightsaber burned off when you were on fire?
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 13, 2005, 09:45:54 PM
That's a good question. Do you only bang robots now?
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 11:14:31 PM
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Dorks.

*plays with his plastic lightsaber*
what, was your real lightsaber burned off when you were on fire?
I had assumed so.
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: Max Con on Jun 14, 2005, 02:40:14 AM
Sorry Dert!


My whole internet went *kapowie*
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 14, 2005, 03:33:17 AM
Apparently.Saduka's a fucking whiner.
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: Merla on Jun 14, 2005, 08:24:22 AM
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I'm at my mom's house right now, from where all of my posts pre-last-summer came from.

I get to have more sex than all the rest of you. Well, with one likely exception.
You're fucking your Mom?

And I dunno about Faye, but I definately get more than you.
I could get more if I wanted it.
What are you, a freak? Who doesn't want it?
**wants some**  Why must I be so goody-goody?  Sometimes I wish I was sluty-sluty.  **rolls eyes**
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 14, 2005, 10:03:08 AM
Hahahahaha.  
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: Derrick on Jun 14, 2005, 11:37:00 AM
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**wants some**  Why must I be so goody-goody?  Sometimes I wish I was sluty-sluty.  **rolls eyes**
You're a chick. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GIVES IT OUT!!!

>.< You have it, just be nice and share.
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: Derrick on Jun 14, 2005, 11:39:54 AM
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Dorks.

*plays with his plastic lightsaber*
what, was your real lightsaber burned off when you were on fire?
Wow. A 'lightsaber = penis' joke. Last time I heard a finely crafted joke like that I was killing the kids. But seriously, that was a good joke, the first time I heard it, from a Pokemon fan. The humor of 8 year olds cross over so well, Im gonna sit here and contemplate the similarities that plastic lightsabers and cocks have.
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: B E C K on Jun 15, 2005, 05:06:38 PM
And there are many... such as both running on C batteries, both shining light on a darkened hallway, and both slicing Darth Maul in half.
Title: Dert You Filthy Motherfucker
Post by: Derrick on Jun 15, 2005, 05:33:19 PM
WTF cut of Episode one did you see?