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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Jun 10, 2005, 03:38:21 PM

Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: The D on Jun 10, 2005, 03:38:21 PM: http://www.panicstruckpro.com/revelations/revelations.html (http://www.panicstruckpro.com/revelations/revelations.html)

I decided to download the fan-made independant St*r WarzzZZ film that came out before Episode III. I wouldn't reccomend it for dialup users as it's 250mb.

It was somewhat impressive though.

Graphics:
Amazing for a fan film. The special effects look pretty realistic at times, so that they'll be standing in a gravel pit or something, and it'll look like another planet, complete with shuttles, spacecraft, and buildings in the background.

Acting, lines, lightsaber battles:
So so. The dialoge was a little worse than the dialoge of Episode III. The swordfighting looked corny. But at least they have an excuse that they're untrained actors, so they don't know how to act, write good plot and dialoge, or do proper sword fighting. Lucas doesn't have that excuse. He's just a moron.

Graphics-wise, it's nice. Acting-wise... it's a bunch of St*r WarzzZZ nerds. Plot-wise.. it needs a little work. Lightsaber-wise, the lightsabers look realisitic yet the fighting looks like people waving sticks at each other. And the Emperor's Hand is fugging ugly. She looks like an ugly Anna Nicole and has a bigger chin than Jay Leno.

I'd say it's only worth a download if you have broadband. Even then it's only eyecandy.

Am I being unnecessary cruel with my opinions of things? I chew out Episode III, I say ROD is shit, and I'm disappointed with this.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 10, 2005, 06:55:14 PM: I've seen it. Fat people pretending to be Jedi's isn't fun to watch.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 11, 2005, 03:16:07 PM: some people just have too much free time -_-
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 12, 2005, 11:06:23 PM: Why is there just a god damned button to download the fucking file instead of all these shit snack mirrors?
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 12, 2005, 11:22:34 PM: Someone post a link to the high quality version of Revelations that actuallly god fucking works.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 01:35:59 AM: Quote
some people just have too much free time -_-
Doug or the weirdos who made a St*r WarzzZZ movie?
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: joe on Jun 13, 2005, 01:43:03 AM: Can't it be both?
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 01:47:44 AM: Well we know it is both, I was just wondering if she meant it that way.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Derrick on Jun 13, 2005, 08:53:00 AM: ...what is wrong with St*r WarzzZZ dorks?

*plays with his lego TIE fighter* ZOOM!
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Fiero on Jun 13, 2005, 10:37:43 AM: Quote
...what is wrong with St*r WarzzZZ dorks?

*plays with his lego TIE fighter* ZOOM!
But, see, Legos make you think, that's okay.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 13, 2005, 04:38:34 PM: Xevoz were better.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2005, 06:39:39 PM: Legos are godly.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 13, 2005, 07:35:06 PM: XEVOZ WERE T3h Awesome.
And Rodimus, Wave 4 goodness!!
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 13, 2005, 07:56:02 PM: WORD! I hope there's a wave 5. Even if it is only solf on Hasbro's website. It would have been awesome if they had extened the line into G.I. Joe, TF and St*r WarzzZZ.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 13, 2005, 08:26:53 PM: Seriously. Clone Trooper Xevoz? I'd've bought that up right quick. I managed to snag two InfiLtraitors and two Frankenpunkers. Plan to put one of each up on ebay to recoup some monetary losses.
Also, I hope they make that proposed "Ursa Major" one. I'd love a bear Xevoz to kitbash with the Thunder Shaman.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Derrick on Jun 13, 2005, 09:08:29 PM: You dorks.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: The D on Jun 13, 2005, 09:32:23 PM: They lost me at " Xevoz were better. "
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 13, 2005, 10:12:50 PM: Quote

Also, I hope they make that proposed "Ursa Major" one. I'd love a bear Xevoz to kitbash with the Thunder Shaman.
Know where I can see a picture of it?
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Fiero on Jun 13, 2005, 11:26:55 PM: Quote

Quote

Also, I hope they make that proposed "Ursa Major" one. I'd love a bear Xevoz to kitbash with the Thunder Shaman.
Know where I can see a picture of it?
RAAWWRR!
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 13, 2005, 11:42:48 PM: chuckle ha laugh snort
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Merla on Jun 14, 2005, 08:28:17 AM: Oh man for a second there I thought they were writing in another language. :joe:
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 14, 2005, 09:54:26 AM: Quote

Quote

Also, I hope they make that proposed "Ursa Major" one. I'd love a bear Xevoz to kitbash with the Thunder Shaman.
Know where I can see a picture of it?
Man, They never released pics of the proposed Wave 5, all they had were names like:
Goregoyle Vs. HelioArcher
Ursa Major Vs. Saber Paw
Attaknid
Some sort of Bushidoish Sectoid name...
Machette Mech
Rockahuna
Some sort of turtle Reptosaur...

......Check out Google for a forum called "Xevolution". They have latest and such news.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Derrick on Jun 14, 2005, 11:34:29 AM: Wow. Triumph needs to interview you.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: The D on Jun 14, 2005, 10:28:12 PM: Quote
I've seen it. Fat people pretending to be Jedi's isn't fun to watch.
like the prequels, it has shitty acting and great special effects. The followers take after their master.

So if computer graphics make you jizz, it's worth a download.

Dert, just look for it on p2p, it will probably download faster that way.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 14, 2005, 10:45:35 PM: Quote
Wow. Triumph needs to interview you.
You can't talk Mr. Darth Man Sauce WEARER!
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Derrick on Jun 14, 2005, 10:56:41 PM: FTW!?
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 15, 2005, 09:09:04 AM: Yeah. You need a machine to BREATH.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 15, 2005, 11:02:38 AM: my hand smells like weed and yet i dont smoke
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Derrick on Jun 15, 2005, 11:05:24 AM: My hand smells like Ozone.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Fiero on Jun 15, 2005, 11:48:51 AM: Quote
my hand smells like weed and yet i dont smoke
Been scratching?
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 15, 2005, 12:41:58 PM: :slaps Fiero:
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 15, 2005, 01:25:04 PM: That was a valid question Answer the man.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Fiero on Jun 15, 2005, 06:09:51 PM: I meant, scratching to win the lottery, cuz I hear those smell like weed . . . yeah, that's it, that's the ticket!
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 16, 2005, 08:58:24 AM: the smell is gone now. its like i got a visit from the ghost of a blunt
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Derrick on Jun 16, 2005, 12:42:36 PM: Or when you were sleeping, some hippie sneaked into your room and made you give him a handjob.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Fiero on Jun 16, 2005, 01:17:44 PM: Quote
Or when you were sleeping, some hippie sneaked into your room and made you give him a handjob.
A likely story for sure.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: B E C K on Jun 17, 2005, 12:07:27 AM: The ghost of Christmas blunt.
Title: St*r WarzzZZ Revelations
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 17, 2005, 01:00:42 PM: :lol: :lol: