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Title: I'm so goth I shit bats
Post by: The D on Jun 05, 2005, 04:33:15 PM
Since you think my icon makes me goth, I've taken a test to see how Goth I really am

Are your children Goth? (http://www.mk-magazine.com/news/archives/001567.php)

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone
astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic
culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,
darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling,
prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if
five or more of the following are applicable to your child.

(Highlight what applies to you)

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol. (does that make Jesus goth too?)
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.  
Title: I'm so goth I shit bats
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 05, 2005, 05:03:10 PM
That's more of the mainstream perception of Goth.  I saw a list of what a "true goth" is somewhere.   I fit the latter description.

*does the list for shits and giggles*

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (duh, I do all the time)
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

Oh dang, I still win!
Title: I'm so goth I shit bats
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Jun 05, 2005, 07:33:46 PM
Did Chelsey just take the list seriously?
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 05, 2005, 07:34:31 PM
Yeah, Im not Goth.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 05, 2005, 07:35:47 PM
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Did Chelsey just take the list seriously?
Indeed I did
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 05, 2005, 07:36:33 PM
*breathes heavily*
Title: I'm so goth I shit bats
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 05, 2005, 08:03:13 PM
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*breathes heavily*
 :joe:

Get away from my bedroom window!
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 05, 2005, 08:07:45 PM
awwww
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 05, 2005, 09:14:11 PM
Yeah, isn't it bad enough you hacked into her phone?
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 05, 2005, 11:21:31 PM
I didn't expect to see her with Fred Durst.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 06, 2005, 10:02:46 AM
Ew, Fred Durst???

You couldn't pick anyone better?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 06, 2005, 10:19:09 AM
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-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Buddhism? a dangerous cult religion? WTF?
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 06, 2005, 12:13:27 PM
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Ew, Fred Durst???

You couldn't pick anyone better?
Colin Ferrel?
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 06, 2005, 02:26:59 PM
Meh, getting better.
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 06, 2005, 02:31:36 PM
Carson Kresley?
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 06, 2005, 03:18:28 PM
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Carson Kresley?
 :blink:  
Title: I'm so goth I shit bats
Post by: Derrick on Jun 06, 2005, 04:21:57 PM
Too far?
Title: I'm so goth I shit bats
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 06, 2005, 08:40:54 PM
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Takes drugs. (Do prescriptions count?)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.


o_O I guess the average american is a Goth. Fuck Christianity.
Title: I'm so goth I shit bats
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 20, 2005, 12:17:31 PM
My votes for the stupidest ones:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

MM is Alice Cooper 2.0.  It cracks me up when bands like Immolation skate through town at least twice a year and don't even rustle the fundie's bloomers.  

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.

Yep, nothing more wholesome than watching some lunatic beat his daughter's softball coach to a pulp because Cupcake got benched for partying instead of showing up for practice.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

I believe the medical term they seek is called insomnia.

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.)

I won't even get into how inane this is.  Introverts can get downright psychotic without time alone.

 -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

Hmmm.  Sounds like a normal progression theough adolescence.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

WTF???  Do they mean Count Chocula??  :lol:

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources.

 Like EWTN perhaps?

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

Wow.  Even though Aristotle & Socrates had no concept of Satan, they worshipped him.  Talk about efficient marketing.




 
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 20, 2005, 03:52:42 PM
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-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

WTF??? Do they mean Count Chocula??  :lol:
No, no, Count Dracula is the cereal that looks just like Count Chocula, but has little coagulated bits of blood in it.
Title: I'm so goth I shit bats
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 20, 2005, 07:12:17 PM
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-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little
-Eats excessively or too little
-Expresses an interest in sex.

sounds like a normal university student!
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 20, 2005, 10:51:30 PM
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-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

WTF??? Do they mean Count Chocula??  :lol:
No, no, Count Dracula is the cereal that looks just like Count Chocula, but has little coagulated bits of blood in it.
Is the blood fortified with Iron and Vitamin B?
Title: I'm so goth I shit bats
Post by: Fiero on Jun 21, 2005, 12:49:25 AM
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-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

WTF??? Do they mean Count Chocula??  :lol:
No, no, Count Dracula is the cereal that looks just like Count Chocula, but has little coagulated bits of blood in it.
Is the blood fortified with Iron and Vitamin B?
Technically, the Iron parts true, but it's kind of rusty once leaves the body.  The B I'm not sure about.
Title: I'm so goth I shit bats
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 21, 2005, 09:18:13 AM
I knew about the iron part.  The Vitamin B was just a joke.
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Post by: Sexual Merla on Jun 21, 2005, 09:56:27 AM
-Frequently wears black clothing.*** Black has a sliming effect.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.      *** WTF?
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.*** So What?
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. *** I want a hieroglyphic Owl on my right ankle.
-]Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.      *** What’s wrong with being anti-social.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically      *** It’s called diveristy.
-Takes drugs.*** Does diet Rockstar accompanied with 2 asprin count?
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.*** I’m depressed because I’m single.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.*** 24 hours in day are not enough.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. *** It's called down time.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.      ***Hello I am an adult and so are my friends.
-Eats excessively or too little.*** Ice cream makes me feel better.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) ***What about dish?
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.      *** It’s make believe.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.      *** It’s how I get my news.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.   
                      *** “It’s getting hot in herre!”
-Expresses an interest in sex. *** It’s only natural!
-Masturbates. *** Would you rather I went out whoreing myself!?!
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.      *** What ever happen to being open minded?!?
 
Title: I'm so goth I shit bats
Post by: Derrick on Jun 21, 2005, 08:05:39 PM
I masturbate all the time. It's better with a partner.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 21, 2005, 08:41:52 PM
Race each other.  Ready, set, go!!  **random Mario Kart music**
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 21, 2005, 08:42:44 PM
I always lose. The biggest lie is that women take forever to orgasm.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 21, 2005, 08:49:58 PM
And when they use the red turtle shell.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 21, 2005, 09:55:42 PM
The green ones make you horny.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 21, 2005, 10:24:49 PM
I am singing..the quiet song...the quiet song....
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Post by: The D on Jun 21, 2005, 10:32:21 PM
*smashes his head against the wall*
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 21, 2005, 11:06:59 PM
The blue ones give you wings.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 22, 2005, 10:28:09 AM
'Daddy, Daddy!  Teacher says that everytime a gas cap is found, an angel gets his wings!"
"Well your teacher's full of snot!"
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 22, 2005, 12:59:10 PM
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The blue ones give you wings.
No, they chase after the person who's first place.

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'Daddy, Daddy! Teacher says that everytime a gas cap is found, an angel gets his wings!"
"Well your teacher's full of snot!"

What kind of christmas movies are you watching?
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 22, 2005, 01:51:33 PM
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'Daddy, Daddy! Teacher says that everytime a gas cap is found, an angel gets his wings!"
"Well your teacher's full of snot!"

What kind of christmas movies are you watching?
It was from Rocko's Modern Life.

They need to put that series on DVD.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 22, 2005, 02:04:04 PM
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/079...2531073-0421459 (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0792145097/ref=pd_sxp_elt_l1/103-2531073-0421459)
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 22, 2005, 02:36:09 PM
That's not a fucking DVD, you got my hopes up asshole.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 22, 2005, 02:47:09 PM
Sorry cat cunt. I didnt post that for you.
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 22, 2005, 03:26:48 PM
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Sorry cat cunt. I didnt post that for you.
She wanted a DVD too!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 22, 2005, 03:39:25 PM
i wanted a dvd of Popeye but the only ones that exist are bad versions. they suck. i want my popeye:(
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 22, 2005, 06:13:57 PM
I could go for some chicken.
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 22, 2005, 11:21:23 PM
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I could go for some chicken.
I remember Popeyes chicken being kind of gross.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 22, 2005, 11:41:21 PM
Popeyes Chicken was good before i had to worry about my weight.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 23, 2005, 09:32:30 AM
I've never tried Popeye's chicken. I have a thing for KFC. I would feel like I'm cheating KFC if I had some Popeye's.
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Post by: Merla on Jun 23, 2005, 10:39:37 AM
:lol:  Faye doesn't want to cheat on the COL.  mwhahhahhahaha!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 23, 2005, 11:44:25 AM
He won't notice.  He's getting pecked into popcorn-sized bites in Chicken Hell.

I used to be downright addicted to Popeye's red beans & rice.  q~~~~
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 24, 2005, 12:43:23 AM
man, that sounds good right now, damn it.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 24, 2005, 04:41:01 AM
Popeye's is my favorite.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 24, 2005, 10:19:34 AM
And Popeye's biscuits own KFC's.  They taste like the Colonel baked the entire supply while he was still alive & froze them.  :P  
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 24, 2005, 11:01:13 AM
I've never had Popeye's before.  Aren't they mainly in the south though?
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 24, 2005, 11:26:33 AM
Yeah. A popeye's popped up in the Providence Place mall in RI, but otherwise I've only seen em in Florida.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 24, 2005, 12:30:11 PM
Churches' honey butter biscuits are pretty damn good too.
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Post by: The D on Jun 24, 2005, 01:26:47 PM
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man, that sounds good right now, damn it.
do you mean the red beans and rice, or the being pecked to death by demon chickens?
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 24, 2005, 09:28:21 PM
little a' both

the chickens deserve their time in the pale moonlight
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 25, 2005, 10:43:26 AM
:lol: !

And how could I forget Church's?  That was my favorite, other than my grandmother's, when I was eating yardbird.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 25, 2005, 02:02:04 PM
At the intersection of Ponce De Leon and Monroe Dr., there is a Popeye's across from a Church's.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 26, 2005, 05:39:09 PM
They have Popeye's here in Pennsylvania. Although most of them are only located in ghettos(and I've never tried from there before either, only KFC)
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 26, 2005, 07:21:53 PM
But Philly is one giant Ghetto.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 26, 2005, 07:53:52 PM
kinda, but not really. some parts are fucking amazing. like center city, were i live. its like a little manhattan
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 26, 2005, 08:57:43 PM
I'd rather be in Boston.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 27, 2005, 11:39:42 AM
One of the few places with traffic worse than Houston. They should be proud.
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 27, 2005, 03:27:03 PM
When (IF) the Dig is finished, it won't be.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2005, 08:10:28 PM
OMFG I want Popeye's biscuits so bad.  Fuck you.  Fuck you all.  **cries**
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jul 03, 2005, 04:14:05 AM
:: joins in crying ::