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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 02, 2005, 04:45:30 PM

Title: Things you hear or say...
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 02, 2005, 04:45:30 PM: For example, for me...I can't say or hear this phrase without cracking up.
"I have to lose 20 more pounds, Or I'll never be pretty!"
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 02, 2005, 05:01:30 PM: Whenever I hear the song "Your Body is a Wonderland" by John Mayer, I start laughing hysterically.

A friend of mine sang that at the Talent Show a couple years ago. Pretty sure he's a virgin. Later that day, another friend of mine dubbed him as Captain Virgin.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 02, 2005, 05:40:13 PM: I laugh everytime my aunt calls her husband a "dead dick mother fucker".
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 02, 2005, 05:56:19 PM: I dunno why...
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 02, 2005, 08:12:06 PM: cuz is funnery
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 02, 2005, 09:09:04 PM: That's so fucking wrong....
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 02, 2005, 10:37:40 PM: Meatwad says stupid shit that has me rolling for hours.
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 02, 2005, 10:54:05 PM: Quote
Meatwad says stupid shit that has me rolling for hours.
Too fucking true.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 03, 2005, 09:05:08 AM: "LOOK AT HIM (Meatwad) AND TELL ME THERE'S A GOD!"
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 03, 2005, 09:50:53 AM: Quote
For example, for me...I can't say or hear this phrase without cracking up.
"I have to lose 20 more pounds, Or I'll never be pretty!"
hey! :angry:
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 03, 2005, 10:49:47 AM: It's true. Women will end up like Linsday Lohan and Nicole Richie... fucking skelatons @.x
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 03, 2005, 10:55:59 AM: nono those bitches are ugly.
they were born to be fat. look at their cheeks. its all genes.
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 03, 2005, 11:06:23 AM: SKELATOR!

I'd look for pics of their boney asses, but I don't wanna see them again. I had to stare at em for a week @ CVS while the cows bought those stupid rags. Now that they are focused on Jessica Simpson's new body... why can't she just shutup and stop singing. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU AND JESUS! AND YOU CAN'T SING!

But eh, she does have a good body for a bikini. But then if I had as much money as her, so would I. Scary, huh?
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 03, 2005, 11:13:41 AM: That's why we hope you stay broke forever. No bikini for you.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 03, 2005, 03:50:50 PM: Impressions of myself. So rarely are they anything but fucking hilarious.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 03, 2005, 05:35:24 PM: Talking about pretty people, I can't believe Miss Canada won miss Universe. The latin girls were soo much better(chell it OUT, 5 of the 10 finalists were latin, including Peru, and 8 of the 10 favorite were latin to start with)
which once again proves that latin women are the most beautiful women in this world.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 03, 2005, 06:41:02 PM: Quote
that latin women are the most beautiful women in this world.
I cant support that statement.
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 03, 2005, 08:19:58 PM: I think Asians are hot, but if I don't say Latinas are the hottest, I won't get any....

I PLEAD THE FIF!
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 03, 2005, 08:26:11 PM: you're my hero.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 03, 2005, 08:48:12 PM: Toe sets the bar very low.
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 03, 2005, 08:59:41 PM: Or you just don't find any women attractive.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 03, 2005, 09:17:53 PM: I was talking about him picking YOU as his hero.
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 03, 2005, 10:08:47 PM: Well maybe you shouldn't be afraid of women, but fear the dark side. Bitches.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 03, 2005, 10:22:06 PM: Me afraid of women? Funny, I'm not afraid of you.
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 03, 2005, 11:05:58 PM: POW!
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 03, 2005, 11:46:42 PM: I demand to hear toe's rendition of "Wing Beneath My Wings". And then I demand to see Tom die, only to be found on the floor by his young daughter.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 03, 2005, 11:48:20 PM: Me too.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 03, 2005, 11:53:04 PM: Awesome. Since it's seconded, the motion passes. If you'd like to, toe, you may wear one of Mayim Balik's hats.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 03, 2005, 11:53:40 PM: He claims to have a microphone...
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 03, 2005, 11:58:30 PM: What was that about you hosting a voice chat, toe?
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Post by: blanktoe on Jun 04, 2005, 12:16:04 AM: How am I gonna host a voice chat? You fuckers are never around at the same time.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 04, 2005, 12:17:47 AM: I'll be around this weekend.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 04, 2005, 12:20:51 AM: Quote
How am I gonna host a voice chat? You fuckers are never around at the same time.
Maybe if you posted something like "hey, I wanna have a chat this weekend @ blah blah time; come, fuckers", I'd show up. :P
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 04, 2005, 12:21:26 AM: Me too. I'd probably even talk about how much better I am than you are.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 04, 2005, 12:35:56 AM: That would be a given, I'd think.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 04, 2005, 12:47:44 AM: More than a given. It's a promise.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Jun 04, 2005, 03:14:32 AM: Sweet!
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 04, 2005, 06:27:49 PM: Quote
I demand to hear toe's rendition of "Wing Beneath My Wings". And then I demand to see Tom die, only to be found on the floor by his young daughter.
I have a son too. They are twins.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 05, 2005, 02:11:32 AM: Beaches wants nothing to do with your cracker farm-boy son.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 05, 2005, 02:13:31 AM: Yeah. Phillipino slavers won't even take him.
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 05, 2005, 07:40:00 AM: He carved them up. I am so proud of my boy.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 05, 2005, 08:49:22 AM: ...............
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 05, 2005, 09:19:38 PM: Quote
He carved them up. I am so proud of my boy.
They were children, you prick!
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 07, 2005, 07:08:06 PM: You Baby Eater.