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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Derrick on May 30, 2005, 11:09:18 AM

Title: Rednecks!
Post by: Derrick on May 30, 2005, 11:09:18 AM: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/30/boy.killled.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/30/boy.killled.ap/index.html)

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TOWER, Minnesota (AP) -- A 4-year-old boy was fatally wounded when he wandered behind a paper target while family and friends were practicing shooting, authorities said.

Evan Davis Klassen, of Chisago City, was shot around 1:45 p.m. Sunday at Lake Vermilion, where a group of about a dozen people had gathered for the Memorial Day weekend.

"They thought they had the kids under control," said Sgt. James McKenzie of the St. Louis County Sheriff's Department.

While the paper target didn't completely obscure the child, he was wearing camouflage pants that made him difficult to see against the foliage, McKenzie said.

A 40-year-old man fired a handgun about 30 feet through the target and into the boy, he said.
Title: Rednecks!
Post by: Nuriko on May 30, 2005, 08:03:33 PM: A four year old in camos. How frickin' hick-chic of them.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 02, 2005, 04:31:34 PM: Git-R-Done.
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 02, 2005, 08:08:43 PM: Quote
Git-R-Done.
HATE HATE HATE HATE
Title: Rednecks!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 02, 2005, 09:11:58 PM: Don't be hatin'...
Title: Rednecks!
Post by: Fiero on Jun 02, 2005, 10:52:53 PM: Quote
Don't be hatin'...
MOOORE HAAAATEEE
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 03, 2005, 11:28:16 PM: Quote
Git-R-Done.
HAHA!
Title: Rednecks!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 03, 2005, 11:53:12 PM: I never understood that whole "Git-R-Done" thing...
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 03, 2005, 11:57:41 PM: Neither do I, it just sounds funny and I picture, like, mullets and flannel.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 04, 2005, 12:20:01 AM: A trip to Wal*Mart?!
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 04, 2005, 12:34:18 AM: I think I'm a bit too far south for that. I picture Mexcians when I think of Walmart.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 04, 2005, 12:58:21 AM: Oh. I picture a health-club where there's always someone who will way 400 more pounds than I EVER will...
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 04, 2005, 07:32:00 AM: Quote
I never understood that whole "Git-R-Done" thing...
It means something along the lines of 'Get it Done' but with a hick accent. A FAKE hick accent at that.
Title: Rednecks!
Post by: Sam on Jun 05, 2005, 01:17:01 AM: Quote
Oh. I picture a health-club where there's always someone who will way 400 more pounds than I EVER will...
IHOP?
Title: Rednecks!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 05, 2005, 01:50:43 AM: That's Lewis Black's health club. Wal*Mart is mine.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 20, 2005, 01:02:36 PM: Quote
"They thought they had the kids under control,"

Why do these stories always involve someone with more free-range younguns than they can keep track of? <_<
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 20, 2005, 04:42:17 PM: "Let's put them in camo pants, too! Who needs to see them anyway!"
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 20, 2005, 06:57:12 PM: Quote
I never understood that whole "Git-R-Done" thing...
its something like Giddyup!