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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: blanktoe on May 19, 2005, 05:16:53 PM
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I saw it and I liked it. If you expecting a huge epic movie then you're in for a big let dowm. And all of you General Griveous fans should just stay from the movie. He has to be the second most useless bad ass in St*r WarzzZZ movie History.
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Next to Jango Fett?
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and Darth Maul.
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Grevious was a big let down. He acted exactly like some generic villian in a saturday morning cartoon.
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Heh, I've seen it thrice in a span of 24 hours. Once for the midnight showing, again this morning with my girlfriend and again after that because I ran into a group of friends with extra tickets. Seeing Mannakin get sliced up and whining "I HATE YOU" during Obi's lecture is WELL worth it.
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Getting your limbs cut off and your mouth full of ash is bad enough, but then catching on fire? That was pretty harsh.
Also, I was sad to see Fisto and Ki-Adi go.
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I want to why Yoda was the only one who sensed that he was gonna get shot in the back.
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Because he's the only one that was Yoda.
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I want to why Yoda was the only one who sensed that he was gonna get shot in the back.
Yoda more ass than other jedi kicks.
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It doesn't matter. He got his ass by the Emperor.
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Yeah, but I hear that guy gets thrown into a bottomless pit a couple of episodes later.
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http://darthno.ytmnd.com/ (http://darthno.ytmnd.com/)
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poor James.
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They should have disposed of the whole crappy love story and had Anakin lusting after Pademe and her rejecting him constantly, so he finally turns to the dark side and rapes her violently, getting her pregnant. Then when he finds out she's had babies he kills her or something.
Then it would connect with all the star wars geeks because I know they all never get sex and want to screw Portman.
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I want to why Yoda was the only one who sensed that he was gonna get shot in the back.
Yoda more ass than other jedi kicks.
I think it would be more like
More ass, Yoda kicks, than other Jedi.
or
More ass than other Jedi, Yoda kicks.
***SPOILERS*** (BUT YOU SHOULDN't be in this thread anyway if you haven't seen it)
So uh, good movie. Did anyone have a problem with Obi-Wan just shooting Grievous with a blaster? I thought Jedi weren't supposed to use such weapons? And Obi-Wan just leaving Anakin there to burn alive...
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I want to why Yoda was the only one who sensed that he was gonna get shot in the back.
Yoda more ass than other jedi kicks.
I think it would be more like
More ass, Yoda kicks, than other Jedi.
or
More ass than other Jedi, Yoda kicks.
***SPOILERS*** (BUT YOU SHOULDN't be in this thread anyway if you haven't seen it)
So uh, good movie. Did anyone have a problem with Obi-Wan just shooting Grievous with a blaster? I thought Jedi weren't supposed to use such weapons? And Obi-Wan just leaving Anakin there to burn alive...
I don't think there are supposed to, but Jedi do a lot of things they're not supposed to when they think might be dead soon.
I'm still pissed about the Twi'lek Jedi, fucking sexy.
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She looks pretty gross without the blue makeup.
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She doesn't look bad. Maybe she needs alittle more makeup.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/as3.jpg)
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No no, actually she probably needs less makeup.
I think she looks better in that picture. In other pictures I've seen, she has too much makeup and looks skanky.
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Grievous was the one character that might've actually lured me into seeing it once Episode 3 came out on DVD or on TV. Now I hear he has a case of Darth Maulism. Sheesh. =p Boo hiss.
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JUST GO WATCH THE MOVIE NURI
Btw Darth Maul was cool. Jango Fett was not.
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Jango fuck. What a loser. He had to get a girl to do his work, and she FAILED. Bounty Hunter my ass.
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Yes, Darth Maul was cool for all of the three seconds he was on screen.
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Quit beating around the bush, go and see Episode III.
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They should have disposed of the whole crappy love story and had Anakin lusting after Pademe and her rejecting him constantly, so he finally turns to the dark side and rapes her violently, getting her pregnant. Then when he finds out she's had babies he kills her or something.
Then it would connect with all the star wars geeks because I know they all never get sex and want to screw Portman.
It's no surprise that you think that way.
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Yes, Darth Maul was cool for all of the three seconds he was on screen.
Palpatine's a badass, though.
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I think this is as good of a time as any to begin bitching about the movie.
There will be spoilers ahead. Don't say I didn't warn you. If you still read even though I'm warning you not to if you haven't seen it, don't blame me, dumbass.
Non spoily opinion - Typically average special effects, good character development, nice lightsaber battles, acting slightly better than episode II but still not great, plot kinda shitty.
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I said I liked the movie because it was character-centered, but hated it because there were too much character centeredness and not enough war. The first battle was like that. When the battle over Coruscant showed up, I was actually bored by it rather than excited because it focused ONLY on Anakin and Obi-wan, and then you have 30 minutes of them on the ship where they could have shown a LOT more of the battle outside. And what's with those turrents on the side of the ship that look like pirate ship guns?
The wookie battle suffered from the same problem. There wasn't enough fighting. I wanted to see more wookies ripping droids to pieces with their bare paws, dammit.
General Grevious had a serious case of the suck. He was a coward who ran away from every damn battle until Obi wan kicked his ass. His cough was annoying (does he even have lungs left?) and he sounded like a generic cartoon villian. He needed to die a lot sooner.
The jedi seemed to be really lacking in ass kicking lately. Three of them die instantly by Palpatine. A bunch of them get shot in the BACK. Mace Windu doesn't see Anakin's attack coming. What happened to forseeing an attack?
I found Pademe's death to be stupid. And it doesn't explain how later on, Leia says she has memories of her mother, unless she's talking about Organa's wife.
They sure seemed to be getting the Death Star started fast, but why did it take 20+ years to finish?
Speaking of the Jedi, they seem to be as big as a coward as Grevious. "Oh dear, the republic taken over, the sith have. Go into hiding we must." What, Obi Wan and Yoda aren't even going to attempt to fight back? Just run away and hide? Pussies.
When Palpatine took over the senate and made it an empire, and everyone cheered except Pademe and Organa, I thought that was so stupid. "We're gonna make this republic into a dictatorship. What do you think?" "Yay!" *everyone cheers and agrees* You would think that SOMEONE would protest. The senate is filled with people easy to brainwash.
They're relying too much on special effects these days, and it makes movies suck. Lord of the Rings used a lot, however, it probably succeded because he used GOOD actors and REAL props, horses, sets, and models, rather than shitty, fake looking CG sets and actors. I think Jackson offered to help direct Episode III, Lucass should have taken the offer.
The acting was kinda crappy in this one too. However, Hayden did a much better job acting this time around, now he wasn't a whiny bitch. And that was the problem. Now he's a mature and thoughtful person. He wants to do what's best for everybody. Before he kills Dooku, he says that killing him is wrong, but does it anyway. Before he kills Mace Windu, he says that killing is wrong, and prevents Mace from killing Palpatine, yet kills Mace. He acts like a good guy which makes his transformation to the dark side harder to believe. One second he's "I wanna do the right thing, the jedi thing," then a second later he's "Ok, I'm evil and I'm going to kill all the Jedi and a bunch of children as well, because I'm so badass." Why the fuck the sudden change?
"I've got the high ground." Oh come on, that had to be the lamest way to lose. Anakin could have blocked that so well, but instead he fails and gets his legs cut off. And then Obi Wan just leaves him there to burn to death. Ass. I'm now glad Vader kicks his ass in Episode 4. It's revenge for Obi being such a fucktastic friend.
Episode I suffered from a shitty Jar Jar, his shitty species, a lame plot, a stupid anakin that's not cute, but some cool battle scenes and Darth Maul kicked ass (they should have had him replace Jar Jar as a main character).
Episode II sucked because Anakin whined too damn much and the love story was fake and 1 dimensional, but the last 30-40 minutes kicked ass.
And now this.
Edit: Oh yea, I forgot. And I quote:
"NNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
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They should have disposed of the whole crappy love story and had Anakin lusting after Pademe and her rejecting him constantly, so he finally turns to the dark side and rapes her violently, getting her pregnant. Then when he finds out she's had babies he kills her or something.
Then it would connect with all the star wars geeks because I know they all never get sex and want to screw Portman.
It's no surprise that you think that way.
What would you perfer, a fake romance/love story and then anakin decides to turn evil and kill everybody in order to save his wife? Or would you rather have an angry, virgin, lonely hormone-driven lustful guy rape the women he wants to be with, and then flip out and go GTA-style on everyone else?
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DAMN you have too much free time
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Which is why he's perfect for prison.
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I honestly would be interested in seeing an Episode III written and directed by D.
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I'd be afraid to see what Anakin does to the Younglings...
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ZING.
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I found Pademe's death to be stupid. And it doesn't explain how later on, Leia says she has memories of her mother, unless she's talking about Organa's wife.
Assuming Leia meant Padme, it would be because it's one of the fifty billion plotholes/mistakes Lucas made when he did the damn prequels.
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I found Pademe's death to be stupid. And it doesn't explain how later on, Leia says she has memories of her mother, unless she's talking about Organa's wife.
Assuming Leia meant Padme, it would be because it's one of the fifty billion plotholes/mistakes Lucas made when he did the damn prequels.
There are a bunch of explanations he can make up, though, so it's all good.
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I honestly would be interested in seeing an Episode III written and directed by D.
Star Whores
Sexisode I: The Phantom Man Ass
Sexisode II: Attached to the Bone
Sexisode III: Revenge of the Clit
Sexisode IV: A New Poke
Sexisode V: The Empire Strikes from the Back
Sexisode VI: Returning the Head-i
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They should have disposed of the whole crappy love story and had Anakin lusting after Pademe and her rejecting him constantly, so he finally turns to the dark side and rapes her violently, getting her pregnant. Then when he finds out she's had babies he kills her or something.
Then it would connect with all the star wars geeks because I know they all never get sex and want to screw Portman.
It's no surprise that you think that way.
What would you perfer, a fake romance/love story and then anakin decides to turn evil and kill everybody in order to save his wife? Or would you rather have an angry, virgin, lonely hormone-driven lustful guy rape the women he wants to be with, and then flip out and go GTA-style on everyone else?
D... rape has nothing to do with sex, it's about powet and control. Some people think that just because certain body parts are involved that it's about sex. Come one I wouldn't hit you over the head with a rolling pin and call it cooking. Most men perfer a willing woman btw.
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Darth Merla?
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http://padme.ytmnd.com/ (http://padme.ytmnd.com/)
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that's a keeper.
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I'd be afraid to see what Anakin does to the Younglings...
:lol: :lol:
those little teddy bears that run around should beware too!
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They should have disposed of the whole crappy love story and had Anakin lusting after Pademe and her rejecting him constantly, so he finally turns to the dark side and rapes her violently, getting her pregnant. Then when he finds out she's had babies he kills her or something.
Then it would connect with all the star wars geeks because I know they all never get sex and want to screw Portman.
It's no surprise that you think that way.
What would you perfer, a fake romance/love story and then anakin decides to turn evil and kill everybody in order to save his wife? Or would you rather have an angry, virgin, lonely hormone-driven lustful guy rape the women he wants to be with, and then flip out and go GTA-style on everyone else?
D... rape has nothing to do with sex, it's about powet and control. Some people think that just because certain body parts are involved that it's about sex. Come one I wouldn't hit you over the head with a rolling pin and call it cooking. Most men perfer a willing woman btw.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=rape (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=rape)
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http://silentfilmstarwars.ytmnd.com/ (http://silentfilmstarwars.ytmnd.com/)
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I found Pademe's death to be stupid. And it doesn't explain how later on, Leia says she has memories of her mother, unless she's talking about Organa's wife.
Assuming Leia meant Padme, it would be because it's one of the fifty billion plotholes/mistakes Lucas made when he did the damn prequels.
There are a bunch of explanations he can make up, though, so it's all good.
No it's not, because they're never good explanations.
What would you perfer, a fake romance/love story and then anakin decides to turn evil and kill everybody in order to save his wife? Or would you rather have an angry, virgin, lonely hormone-driven lustful guy rape the women he wants to be with, and then flip out and go GTA-style on everyone else?
I would also like to know where the fuck D gets the idea that it would be really groovy to see Darth Vader as some pathetic, angsty, enraged rapist, which many of us can easily see for free on Court TV. What about neither? I like that idea the best.
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Yah, Makes me wonder about the guy a bit...
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Don't get mad at him for thinking of rape as a plot device in general, get mad at him for thinking it would work here.
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I found Pademe's death to be stupid. And it doesn't explain how later on, Leia says she has memories of her mother, unless she's talking about Organa's wife.
Assuming Leia meant Padme, it would be because it's one of the fifty billion plotholes/mistakes Lucas made when he did the damn prequels.
Lucas already said Leia did mean Padme, and her glimpse came from the force. People can make things float and fire lightning from their fingertips. Why can't a baby ID with the momma at the moment of birth?
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Yeah, no shit. :rolleyes:
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I found Pademe's death to be stupid. And it doesn't explain how later on, Leia says she has memories of her mother, unless she's talking about Organa's wife.
Assuming Leia meant Padme, it would be because it's one of the fifty billion plotholes/mistakes Lucas made when he did the damn prequels.
Lucas already said Leia did mean Padme, and her glimpse came from the force. People can make things float and fire lightning from their fingertips. Why can't a baby ID with the momma at the moment of birth?
Weird. My buddy said the picture book had a shot of Padme smiling holding the babies before she died, and that was supposed to be the memory, but I geuss he's just a dumbass.
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Picture book? o.O He doesn't know how to read words?
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I found Pademe's death to be stupid. And it doesn't explain how later on, Leia says she has memories of her mother, unless she's talking about Organa's wife.
Assuming Leia meant Padme, it would be because it's one of the fifty billion plotholes/mistakes Lucas made when he did the damn prequels.
Lucas already said Leia did mean Padme, and her glimpse came from the force. People can make things float and fire lightning from their fingertips. Why can't a baby ID with the momma at the moment of birth?
Because that's just stupid. Lucas is full of shit.
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well it explains his puffy chin. But he did adopt kids.
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Only to make them star in Willow 2, 90% of which will be done by computer anyway.
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Oh I hope so. They need to get Viggo Mortenson to play Madighan.
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What, did Val get that fat already?
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Just saw it through not so legal means, and here's my take:
Actionwise I gotta give some props to Lucas. Seein' Ol R2 beat up a couple of those droids was pretty cool, especially when he lit two of them on fire. The Lightsaber battles were cool too, Especially the Yoda/Palpatine one. I am of the belief Yoda could've beaten him.
And Anakin got t3h fuxxored.
Plotwise: Not so good. Dialogue? Cheesy at parts and totally bad. "I've got the high ground!" Feh. The Thing where Anakin kills all the kids, seems...I dunno...And Windu got his hand chopped off...kind of saw that coming.
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I liked the highground part, it was symbolic. Obiwan was safe, and Anakin was teetering on the edge. He could forsake the hatred and ask obi wan to help him back up to safety, or he could risk using the darkside to save himself. The lesson was the darkside fucks you over, and leaves you a tall, scottish man in a leather suit.
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With the manly voice of James Earl Jones, so it might be an even trade off there in Anakin's case.
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except James Earl Jones is a stutterer.
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That's what the Helmet is for, INSTANT EDITING!
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James Earl Jones and James Carrey were both born on January the 17th.
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A hear a candy bar opening somewhere.
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Funny, because I don't.
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Well, you definitely don'e see the candy bar.
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Yeah... Don't see it either.
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That's because it's in the Caddyshack pool.
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Or because it doesn't exist yet.
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I can make it exist, but I need some time.
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You're far too lazy. I can buy one in all the time you're going to take.
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Then go do it. That is, if you're not too lazy to buy one in the time it takes me to make one.
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Touche'.
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Ha! Meanwhile, Seņor Intestine is hard at work.
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That's not a candy bar, that's a big, brown truck...
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You know what they say. Everything's bigger in Texas.
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Yeah... Especially poop.
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Um.
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It's true. I often find myself wondering 'How the hell did that come out of my ass?"
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Um.
Exactly!!
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It's true. I often find myself wondering 'How the hell did that come out of my ass?"
I'll bet the animal hospital wonders the same thing...
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And the farmer.
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I'll farm you.
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No, you won't. You'll farm shit. Shit and carrots.
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o.o
*spits out his salad*
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HahAHahAHaha!
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:o ....................
:angry: You win this round.