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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on May 16, 2005, 10:30:18 PM

Title: New Consoles!
Post by: The D on May 16, 2005, 10:30:18 PM: Below are two of the newly released consoles. The PS3 is to the left, and the XBOX 360 is to the right. Or, as I like to call it, the iBox, because it looks like Bill Gates and Steve Job's bastard love child.

I think I have a pic of the Revolution but it hasn't been confirmed so I'm not posting it yet. I've also heard rumors the PS3 is twice as powerful as the iBox.

Edit:
Oh, I forgot to mention, the PS3 will come in three colors. Silver, black, and white. iBox will only be in Apple White, but additional skins will be available.
Title: New Consoles!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on May 16, 2005, 10:57:11 PM: I don't like the PS3's control.
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Post by: Derrick on May 17, 2005, 12:06:41 AM: Are they just trying to make the gayest controller ever? Just post the pics of the Revolution.
Title: New Consoles!
Post by: B E C K on May 17, 2005, 01:10:14 AM: Okay but it's not a very good one.
Title: New Consoles!
Post by: joe on May 17, 2005, 01:33:30 AM: Ugh! What is Nintendo thinking?
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Post by: Derrick on May 17, 2005, 06:01:55 AM: It'll kick your ass.
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Post by: Max Con on May 17, 2005, 12:50:55 PM: Annnnd ... Revolution.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/trasufoma/nintendo.bmp (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/trasufoma/nintendo.bmp)

http://www.megagames.com/news/images/rvlfrstlkvdo_l19.jpg (http://www.megagames.com/news/images/rvlfrstlkvdo_l19.jpg)
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Post by: blanktoe on May 17, 2005, 01:34:29 PM: Stupid Nintendo. THere press conference was lame!! Fuck them all to hell!!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on May 17, 2005, 02:01:00 PM: hahahah loserssssss
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Post by: tom after flying 1000+ miles on May 17, 2005, 04:14:27 PM: Wow. See the new Game Boy?
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Post by: blanktoe on May 17, 2005, 05:14:51 PM: yeah it's tiny

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/hw024120467.jpg)
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on May 17, 2005, 07:52:05 PM: WHAT In GODS NAME is THAT? THAT is not a GAMEBOY. That's a match box with a Directional pad and two buttons.
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Post by: Fiero on May 17, 2005, 09:09:57 PM: Quote
WHAT In GODS NAME is THAT? THAT is not a GAMEBOY. That's a match box with a Directional pad and two buttons.
I think it looks neat.
Title: New Consoles!
Post by: blanktoe on May 17, 2005, 10:20:09 PM: Check this out!!

NEW SUPER MARIO BROTHERS!!!!!
http://media.ds.ign.com/media/682/682879/v....html?fromint=1 (http://media.ds.ign.com/media/682/682879/vids_1.html?fromint=1)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/214220658.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/214220650.jpg)
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Post by: Fiero on May 17, 2005, 11:08:52 PM: That looks pretty neat!
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Post by: B E C K on May 17, 2005, 11:33:10 PM: Goombas are always hawt.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on May 18, 2005, 04:15:09 AM: I really hope that that is not the final design for the PS3.

1) That's the Spider-Man movie font
2) That controller looks like a retarded and highly uncomfortable 3rd party controller
Title: New Consoles!
Post by: Extra Zero on May 18, 2005, 09:18:34 AM: These consoles are coming too fucking soon. I'm probably the biggest Xbox fanboy around, but looking at DOA4 and the other games, they don't look all too different from current Xbox games... The PS3 has me a bit more interested, the new shooter from Insomniac looks fucking goregous, and if that Killzone demo is REAL I'm fucking impressed. I'm also excited about the Revolution. The promise of online Smash Bros and twenty years of backwards compatibility (even if through downloads) has me really excited.
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Post by: Fiero on May 18, 2005, 09:58:32 AM: The controller kind of looks like a slim version of this. (http://www.gamesterusa.com/xboxfps.html)
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Post by: Guest on May 18, 2005, 03:16:51 PM: At 4"x2" the Game Boy Micro is less than half the size of my penis. ROFLMMFAO :lol:
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Post by: Max Con on May 18, 2005, 03:40:07 PM: About a 5th the size of mine roflrofl
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Post by: Guest on May 18, 2005, 04:39:10 PM: Quote
About a 5th the size of mine roflrofl
:blink: Do you lose conciousness every time you get an erection?
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Post by: Fiero on May 18, 2005, 04:44:00 PM: roflcopper
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on May 18, 2005, 07:45:41 PM: More DS games dammit.
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Post by: blanktoe on May 18, 2005, 10:40:04 PM: WE got New Super Mario Brothers and Mario Kart Online, what else do you need?
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Post by: joe on May 18, 2005, 10:44:27 PM: I'm with Zero on the 360. From what we've seen so far, seems more like an Xbox 1.5 than anything. Gears of War looks like a bit of a step up from the current generation, but nothing too radical.

And like you said, man, this is all happening way too soon.
Title: New Consoles!
Post by: TM2 Rampage on May 19, 2005, 02:23:29 AM: Well, Metal Gear Solid 4 is coming out on PS3, so I think it's guaranteed that I will get a PS3.

Did you guys see the trailer for Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence? That and the MGS4 teaser are both very cool...
Title: New Consoles!
Post by: joe on May 19, 2005, 02:59:35 AM: Shit, I didn't even know there was a Subsistence trailer.

Anyway, just watched it. Very nice.

Did anyone happen to hear the projected price of the PS3? Cheesus Crust.
Title: New Consoles!
Post by: Derrick on May 19, 2005, 11:48:53 AM: Any news on exactly how powerful the 3 DVD wide Revolution is projected to be? Nintendo should make it more powerful than the pitiful 360 (Gates fucked that one up) but try not to beat Sony with it.

I would love to see Nintendo intigrate online vs. play on the classic downloadable games. I.E. get a competition mode like they had in that movie 'The Wizard' with Fred Savage.
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Post by: PapaMidnight on May 19, 2005, 06:59:16 PM: The Revolution's probably going to be the least powerful of the new systems. Nintendo's said something like "It's not about turbo powet, it's about what you do with it" which is just a BS excuse for making a console that's a generation behind the pack.
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Post by: blanktoe on May 19, 2005, 07:06:11 PM: Quote
The Revolution's probably going to be the least powerful of the new systems. Nintendo's said something like "It's not about turbo powet, it's about what you do with it" which is just a BS excuse for making a console that's a generation behind the pack.
who cares. Nintendo is gonna make some great games and everybody is going to buy them.
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Post by: Extra Zero on May 19, 2005, 10:46:25 PM: I'm expecting the Revolution to be the second most graphically powerful system, given its release time--Itwata seemed pretty confident in the Revolution's graphics when he said "you're going to look at a game on the Revolution and say 'WOW'".
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Post by: Retarded_gwynn on May 20, 2005, 09:14:25 PM: im not too crazy about any of them.
I do however think the 360 is the prettiest.