The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 29, 2005, 08:58:14 AM
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w00t.
My face looks a little funny cause this guy was trying to make me laugh off to the right....bastard!
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You look like a 70s pr0n star!
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you are sooooo taaallll
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We can't see your eyes!!! Why are you squniting and why are you wearing sunglasses inside?!? <_< How tall are you?
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You look good, cabana boy.
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for some reason that picture made me laugh
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We can't see your eyes!!! Why are you squniting and why are you wearing sunglasses inside?!? <_< How tall are you?
First off they're transition lenses. They get dark in bright light, I had just walked into the building.
Second, I'm squinting cause I'm totally trying NOT to laugh at that moment.
I'm 6' 4" and three quarters last I measured...Which was a year or more ago.
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Paul Bunyan! Take a picture of you wearing a flannel shirt and holding an axe. GOLD.
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It's the fifth Beatle!
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YES. I need a HAIRCUT.
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A mohawk! You'd look totally rad!
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i like the hair, you should keep it that length
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I would buy cereal witha picture of you on it.
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YOu go to hell!
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Um. Hwo was than an insult?
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We can't see your eyes!!! Why are you squniting and why are you wearing sunglasses inside?!? <_< How tall are you?
First off they're transition lenses. They get dark in bright light, I had just walked into the building.
Second, I'm squinting cause I'm totally trying NOT to laugh at that moment.
I'm 6' 4" and three quarters last I measured...Which was a year or more ago.
Oh duh. I have transitions as well, though I almost never wear my glasses. Try taking off your glasses when someone takes your picture. That's what I would usually try to do in the days before I got contacts.
I like your hair as well. Do Keep it. :)
Wow. 6'4". That is so hot. ;)
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Maybe he meant that as the name of the cereal.
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I would buy cereal witha picture of you on it.
What, like the Quaker Oats guy or something?
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Um. Hwo was than an insult?
Maybe he thought you were comparing him to Frankenberry or that gay bear thing on the Sugar Crisp box.
Meanwhile, you look cool. You could be one of the Monkees. And you're almost the same height as me which I like cause it makes me feel like less of a freak when someone my height is around. But then I'd feel like a stick figure next to you so that wouldn't help.
Oh and one more thing. {{Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp.}}
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Ha ha, Frankenberry came to mind as well. But cereal characters look retarded. Cap'n Crunch. Lucky. The Trix rabbit. Snap, Crackle, and Pop. The perverted looking criminal and his dog from Cookie Crisp. Toucan Sam. The Honey Nut Cheerio's bee. The Honey Combs freak. Dig'Em, that frog that whores Honey Smacks. The Malt-o-Meal kangaroo. King Vitamin. Who wouldn't be insulted?
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Wow. 6'4". That is so hot. ;)
I sense another sex-dream...
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Thanks, butt lance. That was the joke.
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Thanks, butt lance. That was the joke.
HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?!?! You're reading my mind! You psychic FIEND! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! AHHHHHHHH!
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We can't see your eyes!!! Why are you squniting and why are you wearing sunglasses inside?!? <_< How tall are you?
First off they're transition lenses. They get dark in bright light, I had just walked into the building.
Second, I'm squinting cause I'm totally trying NOT to laugh at that moment.
I'm 6' 4" and three quarters last I measured...Which was a year or more ago.
Oh duh. I have transitions as well, though I almost never wear my glasses. Try taking off your glasses when someone takes your picture. That's what I would usually try to do in the days before I got contacts.
I like your hair as well. Do Keep it. :)
Wow. 6'4". That is so hot. ;)
SEE, now, if more girls thought this way then I wouldn't be on this board all the time. I'd dump most of you in a heart beat if it meant landing a girl that wouldn't cost me money.
......Wait, nevermind. That's not happening....
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Thanks, butt lance. That was the joke.
HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?!?! You're reading my mind! You psychic FIEND! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! AHHHHHHHH!
Were you ever at the Cheers bar? If so then you should know that everyone knows your name. I think I might have been the one who told him. I didn't know that you didn't have Yahoo Messanger and I asked if you were coming to the chat, for some reason I said Lance instead of Emmy. Or maybe he's a stalker.
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We can't see your eyes!!! Why are you squniting and why are you wearing sunglasses inside?!? <_< How tall are you?
First off they're transition lenses. They get dark in bright light, I had just walked into the building.
Second, I'm squinting cause I'm totally trying NOT to laugh at that moment.
I'm 6' 4" and three quarters last I measured...Which was a year or more ago.
Oh duh. I have transitions as well, though I almost never wear my glasses. Try taking off your glasses when someone takes your picture. That's what I would usually try to do in the days before I got contacts.
I like your hair as well. Do Keep it. :)
Wow. 6'4". That is so hot. ;)
SEE, now, if more girls thought this way then I wouldn't be on this board all the time. I'd dump most of you in a heart beat if it meant landing a girl that wouldn't cost me money.
......Wait, nevermind. That's not happening....
Emmy darling you should know that all women cost money, but some more than others. You could always pull a I-forgot-my-wallet, like my date did on Friday. :blink:
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he did WHAT??? yo ditch the motherfucker!
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What, women can't pay for shit now?
Eh . . . I'd be upset, too.
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no, we CAN'T
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Lies.
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What, women can't pay for shit now?
Eh . . . I'd be upset, too.
I have no problem paying for anything, hell that's why I have a both a full-time job and a part-time job. It's just that he invited me and I expect a guy to pay for the first date. Luckly I had money so I paid. My mom said to ditch him as well. He said it was an accident and seemed very embrassed about it. We went out for lunch today and he didn't forget his wallet this time. Good thing too or I would have had to ditch him.
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It's just that he invited me and I expect a guy to pay for the first date.
I agree he should pay since he invited you.
But the guy should always pay for the first date? What's that about? Too many girls will go out with you just for a free night out when they have no intention of going out with you again or even returning your phone calls. I'll pay for my dinner and you pay for yours thank you very much. Then again nobody ever dates me so it never comes up anyway.
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Lies.
Not all of us have rich Daddies who want us to show a girl a good time...
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It's just that he invited me and I expect a guy to pay for the first date.
I agree he should pay since he invited you.
But the guy should always pay for the first date? What's that about? Too many girls will go out with you just for a free night out when they have no intention of going out with you again or even returning your phone calls. I'll pay for my dinner and you pay for yours thank you very much. Then again nobody ever dates me so it never comes up anyway.
So if the guy always has to pay for the first date, he's, like, paying for the prospect that he may get laid in the future. So in a way.... it's prostitution. Ha ha. Case closed.
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Good Job, Conan.
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See, I'd feel obligated to pay cause I'd be the one asking the girl out. Cause...See I'm nice like that. And I wouldn't forget my wallet because I'm paranoid about losing said wallet. And it's total bullshit to pull a line like that cause it's....lame.
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The sucky part is that if a girl nevers does the asking out then a guy will usually ask her out and she basically gets free first dates for life. If a guy never does the asking out most likely he will spend every night bored and lonely. I know because my crippling low self esteem prevents me from asking anyone out.
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well, there you go, it all balances. guys dont get their period, girls get free dinners
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well, there you go, it all balances. guys dont get their period, girls get free dinners
That whole monthly cycle thing just proves to me that "Mother Nature" doesn't exist. No way a woman would put all the crap on women and leave men scott free. As long as no one kicks us in the nuts and we don't get a kidney stone we're good to go. Chicks' bodies turn on them on a regular basis.
If men were the ones that had to give birth the population would be much lower and homosexuality would be universal. Cause no man would be brave enough to risk getting pregnant.
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im sorry if im gonna insult any feminist here with what i am about to say, but hey, at least women dont have to work if they dont want to (at least in my case and my friends' cases and everybody that surrounds me in that matter :-p)
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Well you and your friends must be pretty cute. Cause nobody likes spending money on ugly chicks.
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im sorry if im gonna insult any feminist here with what i am about to say, but hey, at least women dont have to work if they dont want to (at least in my case and my friends' cases and everybody that surrounds me in that matter :-p)
Well, then you can "not work" out on the street, because I wouldn't allow you to hang around my house without working. And then you'd either starve or you'd have to work, whoring yourself to stoners and gang members.
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why in the HELL would i want to hang around YOUR house?
i mean, come on
You know, you could be a gang member too, I've heard that those like to fuck young girls
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Well you and your friends must be pretty cute. Cause nobody likes spending money on ugly chicks.
:lol: Well if you look at her avatar, she's the one in the orange top.
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If Faye put on some combat boots, fishnets, and a little too much eyeliner then Id pay for dinner too.
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done!!
ok, so I want a 3lb lobster
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HAHHAHAHAHAHH LOBSTER. NOBODY here can afford LOBSTER!
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i can!!
wait, not right now. its 5 de mayo and by tomorrow im gonna be broke
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done!!
ok, so I want a 3lb lobster
i have some crawfish in the freezer, they look like little lobsters kinda.
No I actually can afford to take you out, but youre paying for a taxi cause i can tell Im gonna need to be drinking on this date.
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hey! im a very fun-loving person :angry: everybody that meets me, loves me!
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In what way?
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hey! im a very fun-loving person :angry: everybody that meets me, loves me!
Some people are a little too fun loving for me.
Its so I can keep up with you. :P
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:'(
not wine tho, that gets me drunk SO FAST
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Pussy. Though I can't drink anything, all my liquid is implanted in my blood stream through this box on my chest... yes.
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:'(
not wine tho, that gets me drunk SO FAST
Yea well Im not too educated on my wine selections, I like hard liquor.
What with the :'( ?
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lol i have NO IDEA, i was hangover/still drunk when i posted that
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:lol:
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Pussy. Though I can't drink anything, all my liquid is implanted in my blood stream through this box on my chest... yes.
*slips several cyanide pills in the box*
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Pussy. Though I can't drink anything, all my liquid is implanted in my blood stream through this box on my chest... yes.
*slips several cyanide pills in the box*
It has a filter, jackass.
*force chokes* I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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**shoots Darth Tom in the head** I find you disturbing.
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Tom's always been disturbing.
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At least I don't look like Abraham Benrubi (http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0072344/).BURN! Though he is a great character actor.
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I don't see the resemblance.
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I don't either.
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I do. Except that that man has the same birthday as Charleton Heston.
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I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat: Orlando Bloom Furnace!
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:) You just really made me wanna buy you a pizza.
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Good pizza or bad pizza?
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Bad Pizza! Very Bad. The kind with lots of pepperoni, chesse, and grease. Bread so damn thick it will feel like a rock in your belly. X_X
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talking about grease, i have just proved that eating a chicken cheesesteak per day, instead of a normal cheesesteak, will make you lose weight!
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E:
Says the girl who boozes up at the drop of a hat. *ba dum bum*
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so?? so what if i drink a lot, and eat a lot?? i have a very nice body and i dont look fat.
i think i have a gift!
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E:
Says the girl who boozes up at the drop of a hat. *ba dum bum*
Dude at least have the balls to say who the hell you are!!
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He's E lol
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XD Yah. That's why I put "E". I was at the campus computers.
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I thought it was the exstacy talking.
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Pizza the Hutt! ....For one magical night.
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He better taste pretty DAMN magical...
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Taste?
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o_o let's move on.
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Even gayer.
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EWwwwwwwwwwwwww. That is not something I want in my head. **bangs head against the counter**
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Blame your sister!
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If it makes you feel better, Merla, you can eat him afterwards.