The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Apr 27, 2005, 12:03:56 AM
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I just saw a commercial for it this morning. How old is that show anyway? Does any kid even get the concept of being a Planeteer because unless they watched a month and a half back when it still came out at 4:00 am, I don't see them understanding.
http://www.turner.com/planet/ (http://www.turner.com/planet/)
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Hey Planeteers!
By YOUR powers combined, I am Captain Planet! (In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit.....)
Welcome to my Home Page and to the NEW and IMPROVED official Planeteer hangout! (Because we like to par-tay.) I know it will be a popular stop for all the big fans of my heart stomping, environmentally charged series, The New Adventures of Captain Planet and the Planeteers! (Shows I'm certain you've all heard of, seeing as I know you're all up watching at four in the morning after Adult Swim. Unless you were watching in the early nineties, when you weren't even born yet.) Stick around and cruise through cartoons, download my quick-time animated Planeteer Alerts (and Ashlee Simpson boo-file), and add some of the new sounds while you learn how you can do the work of the Planeteers! (Why should I do their work? I didn't do nothing wrong, ese!)
Don’t miss the links to my favorite web sites (PR0N). Surfing the net can expand our minds on issues that concern us. (Or distract us horribly from our duties in life...) Since the environment is my favorite topic (PR0N and illegal MP3s are second and third respectfully), I’ve scanned the World Wide Web to supply you with links to educational Eco-sites (such as Whitehouse.com and Something Awful). You’d be amazed how many Eco-heroes are out there right now putting together smart projects to make this planet a safer, better place for everyone! On the Net, you can find out about all kinds of environmental problems, and better yet, learn what kids are doing to solve them. (When they aren't tagging the school walls or scoring low in math classes...)
"THE POWER IS YOURS" is one of my favorite expressions (in bed) because it captures the extraordinary ability of one person to make a change (in bed). Even if you and your friends and family are already doing your part (in bed), there are all sorts of ecological geniuses and grantmakers out there (in bed). They can assist with solutions or funds to help you tackle environmental problems in your community (or in bed).
That’s why you can’t miss the link that will route you to the Captain Planet Foundation. (Or can I?) When my series was just getting off the ground, I made sure money was set aside from licensing and merchandising profits (for drugs). The product was a one-of-a-kind foundation for school-age kids (K-12) (also known as heroin). The Captain Planet Foundation awards grants to fund projects for life experiences (??!) that monitor the pulse of our planet. We invite you to apply for a grant ("Dear Captain Planet. I want money. If I have new clothes, the world will be a much better place.") with the help of your parent, teacher, or group leader! (Group leader = Cult Master?)
Think the planet’s problems are too big for you to make a difference? (YES.) Never underestimate your own powers! ("HEART!!!") You won’t believe the amazing things that can happen when you and your friends (Friends?) combine to work as a team and get things done!
With the help of my special team, The Planeteers (sounds like a group of retarded musicians), we’ll continue to work for a cleaner, greener future that celebrates diversity and cultures from every corner of the globe. (Except from those evil camel countries.) We applaud YOUR efforts as a Planeteer to make our planet home, sweet home. It’s the only home we’ve got! We have to cherish it with our OWN unique powers.
THE POWER IS YOURS! (YeeeeeeeaAAH, Baby! Do me again!)
With respect (and a fart),
CAPTAIN PLANET
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Click here to enter the ENHANCED site.
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"evil camel countries"
Oh man, I am stealing that one.
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POWER OF... BAD ACTING!!!
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Planeteer? That's like a banana right?
I seriously used to love that show. I still can't bring myself to litter for fear that the giant Whoopi Goldberg goddess will stomp me flat. Wasn't Maati from one of them camel countries?
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He was from South America. And he screwed his monkey.
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He was from South America. And he screwed his monkey.
dude its not fair, he had the shittiest powet EVER. "heart"?? heart MY ASS
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MegatronYES will have something to say about "hearting your ass"...
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He was from South America. And he screwed his monkey.
dude its not fair, he had the shittiest powet EVER. "heart"?? heart MY ASS
Yeah, he was totally not representin'! And that dorky haircut helped nothing.
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And I still think they needed at least one more Planeteer, a dandy penguin from Anarctica. *PENGUIN NOISE* //lightning shoots from ring//
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MegatronYES will have something to say about "hearting your ass"...
Yes. Such as "I sure do"
<_< Eye patch ass lamb.
Let's fight in Sanctuary, and Turf.
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He was from South America. And he screwed his monkey.
dude its not fair, he had the shittiest powet EVER. "heart"?? heart MY ASS
Yeah, he was totally not representin'! And that dorky haircut helped nothing.
Plus I think Gaia was sticking things up his ass in her spare time.
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He was from South America. And he screwed his monkey.
EWWWWWWWWW!!!! He is gonna catch Teh AIDS.
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AIDs is the second worst thing to come outta Africa.
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He was from South America. And he screwed his monkey.
dude its not fair, he had the shittiest powet EVER. "heart"?? heart MY ASS
Yeah, he was totally not representin'! And that dorky haircut helped nothing.
I think he was trying to represent the indigenous people from the Amazons, cause a lot of them have the same haircut(I don't know why tho).
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AIDs is the second worst thing to come outta Africa.
I know I'll regret it but I have to ask.... What's the worst?
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The diseased elephant wang Tom got for his birthday.
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He got what?!? What for his birthday? What's he gonna do with it?
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Truncate every night.
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The diseased elephant wang Tom got for his birthday.
I got what on my birthday? OH! Don't worry, I sent it back to you. Just send my present ASAP and don't confuse your wierd ass LJS ingredients with my presents damnit!!!