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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Apr 24, 2005, 11:37:01 AM

Title: My God
Post by: The D on Apr 24, 2005, 11:37:01 AM
There's this white fluffy stuff falling from the sky! Is the world ending?
Title: My God
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 24, 2005, 11:42:41 AM
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There's this white fluffy stuff falling from the sky! Is the world ending?
No, God is jacking off on your house.
Title: My God
Post by: The D on Apr 24, 2005, 10:15:50 PM
well, he jacked 2 inches of jizz around here. a little north got 10 inches of jizz.
Title: My God
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 25, 2005, 12:01:44 AM
Which shows that God loves them more.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 25, 2005, 12:13:42 AM
I wish God would love me.
Title: My God
Post by: Max Con on Apr 25, 2005, 01:18:15 AM
God loves me in the middle of the night sometimes.
Title: My God
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 25, 2005, 01:34:48 AM
Or it's your Dad.
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Post by: Max Con on Apr 25, 2005, 01:55:29 AM
I don't think a 52 year old man who makes cracks about how much pussy he could get playing with his band would work as a midnight molester.
Title: My God
Post by: Fiero on Apr 25, 2005, 09:35:44 AM
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I don't think a 52 year old man who makes cracks about how much pussy he could get playing with his band would work as a midnight molester.
It's a cover, duh.
Title: My God
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 25, 2005, 11:26:51 AM
:) yes... I am not Max's father.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 25, 2005, 06:15:04 PM
If you were my Dad......I don't want to say I'd shoot myself, but I can't think of anything LESS extreme...
Title: My God
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 25, 2005, 06:22:53 PM
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If you were my Dad......I don't want to say I'd shoot myself, but I can't think of anything LESS extreme...
Why can't you accept my love? We went to a baseball game, we had ice cream, and I taught you how to flame properly. And what did you do for me?

;.; sometimes I wonder how you came from my balls.
Title: My God
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 25, 2005, 08:34:52 PM
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If you were my Dad......I don't want to say I'd shoot myself, but I can't think of anything LESS extreme...
Chemical castration?
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Post by: The D on Apr 25, 2005, 09:23:43 PM
<_<  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 25, 2005, 09:35:56 PM
That's nice.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 25, 2005, 10:38:06 PM
I love that comic.
Title: My God
Post by: B E C K on Apr 26, 2005, 12:05:35 AM
I get it now.  God's the tree.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 27, 2005, 10:55:29 AM
:lol:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 27, 2005, 01:09:58 PM
God's always the tree...never the grass.  Why?
Title: My God
Post by: Derrick on Apr 27, 2005, 01:20:21 PM
Because God doesn't like to be smoked by dirty Jamaicans.
Title: My God
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 27, 2005, 01:24:57 PM
Good one.
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Post by: Derrick on Apr 27, 2005, 01:25:51 PM
You should give in to the Dark Side.
Title: My God
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 27, 2005, 01:29:31 PM
You should.... give in..... to the shut up side.
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Post by: Derrick on Apr 27, 2005, 01:31:34 PM
I've heard better lines from Jedi who couldn't act... and those lines were written by Bullfrog Lucas.

*breathes*
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 27, 2005, 01:39:19 PM
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You should.... give in..... to the shut up side.
HA!
Title: My God
Post by: B E C K on Apr 27, 2005, 11:34:48 PM
God, stop jizzing George Lucas already.
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Post by: Derrick on Apr 28, 2005, 07:30:07 AM
Does Nuri-Kins have a crush?

 :wub:  
Title: My God
Post by: B E C K on Apr 28, 2005, 11:24:58 PM
Yes, I do.  With the thought of utterly destroying you.
Title: My God
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 29, 2005, 06:29:37 PM
DO IT!
Title: My God
Post by: The D on May 02, 2005, 10:16:05 PM
It was snowing and sleeting today!

GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING SUMMER.
Title: My God
Post by: Derrick on May 03, 2005, 04:29:04 PM
The Dark Side could cure this.
Title: My God
Post by: B E C K on May 04, 2005, 04:22:20 PM
Big man, saying that when it can't even cure your AIDS.
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Post by: Derrick on May 05, 2005, 09:51:52 AM
The Dark Side doesn't work on gay people. Sorry Gwynn.
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Post by: gwynn on May 05, 2005, 06:05:36 PM
How ever will I go on? :joe:  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on May 05, 2005, 07:45:30 PM
he forgot to mention "sorry tom" too
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Post by: The D on May 06, 2005, 09:46:52 PM
From 40 up to 80 in one day! Excellent.

What was that you were saying Dubya about Global Warming being fanatical nonsence?
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Post by: Derrick on May 07, 2005, 11:37:17 AM
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he forgot to mention "sorry tom" too
Yeah, no. And Ben Stiller is ugly. B)  :unsure:  
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Post by: Merla on May 07, 2005, 12:18:01 PM
I thought he was kinda hot in Zoolander, but Billy Zane is hotter!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on May 07, 2005, 12:22:42 PM
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he forgot to mention "sorry tom" too
Yeah, no. And Ben Stiller is ugly. B)  :unsure:
yep hes ugly, but you are uglier!
Title: My God
Post by: Derrick on May 07, 2005, 09:11:37 PM
...more ugly. Damn foriegners who can't speak English good.

*detaches a regiment of Storm Troopers to destroy Peruvia*
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Post by: teh merla on May 08, 2005, 10:28:02 AM
Uh?  What are you talking about?
Title: My God
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 08, 2005, 11:20:45 AM
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...more ugly. Damn foriegners who can't speak English good.

*detaches a regiment of Storm Troopers to destroy Peruvia*
peruvia??
its uglier you dumbass
Title: My God
Post by: B E C K on May 08, 2005, 07:13:29 PM
Ben Stiller isn't ugly!  :(
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Post by: Derrick on May 09, 2005, 10:35:31 PM
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Ben Stiller isn't ugly!  :(
He isn't? Well I think he is. I'd rather have Owen Wilson. *swoon*
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Post by: B E C K on May 10, 2005, 12:27:45 AM
Fine, fine, but I get Luke.
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Post by: Derrick on May 10, 2005, 02:33:17 AM
Do you still want him, knowing that he will grow up to be the Hobgoblin?
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on May 10, 2005, 09:12:08 AM
And The Joker.
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Post by: Derrick on May 10, 2005, 12:21:34 PM
The joker's legs were scary.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on May 10, 2005, 01:57:28 PM
The Joker's teeth were scary. Each TOOTH was the size of my HAND.
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Post by: B E C K on May 10, 2005, 04:08:49 PM
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Do you still want him, knowing that he will grow up to be the Hobgoblin?
Nobody's perfect, as my stint as Bane shall attest to.
Title: My God
Post by: Derrick on May 10, 2005, 05:24:20 PM
It explains the scarring on your neck... o.o;