The Sphere

General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Feb 20, 2018, 08:01:40 PM

Title: joerammstein gets a candy.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 20, 2018, 08:01:40 PM
For remembering the back-up board when this place was down. I was able to fix some of the shit over there, too, and discovered a cool feature over there: every time joe posted, I would get an email on my phone. I feel like we've grown closer, jojo. This was good for us.
Title: Re: joerammstein gets a candy.
Post by: joe on Feb 21, 2018, 01:26:24 AM
I will not eat the candy immediately. I will place the candy in my jacket pocket, where the candy will attract lint and develop additional flavors. Then, and only then, will I eat the candy.

Anytime I can't reach this place I get panicky. Like, what if it's gone for good this time? That would suck hard.
Title: Re: joerammstein gets a candy.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 21, 2018, 06:29:30 AM
That would only happen if I died. In which case, you'd have to pick up the family tradition with joerammstein's sphere.  Oh, who am I kidding? This is just like You've Got Mail: I'm Meg Ryan's dead mom and you're Meg Ryan running my little bookstore 'cept there's no way for you to survive the year with Fox Books (Facebook, Insta, whatever) opening up just around the corner. So you sadly shut down your store and picture the good ol' days as you wipe a tear from your eye.
Title: Re: joerammstein gets a candy.
Post by: Rama on Mar 10, 2018, 11:05:12 PM
I think I like the plot of Joe vs The Volcano better. Can we do that one instead?
Title: Re: joerammstein gets a candy.
Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2018, 12:09:16 AM
Don't remember anything about that movie other than there's a volcano in it.
Title: Re: joerammstein gets a candy.
Post by: Rama on Mar 11, 2018, 01:34:45 PM
I remember a little more about it then that. I think Tom Hanks is dying and he agrees to throw himself into a Volcano for some reason....and also Meg Ryan was in it!