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Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Fiero on Apr 18, 2005, 04:29:46 AM
Yes.  Happy Birthday.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 18, 2005, 07:15:07 AM
word!happy b day
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Retarded_gwynn on Apr 18, 2005, 12:14:27 PM
danke

Ive made out in presents this year, nothing big but they mean alot to me.
3 cards: 2 paper ones and one online Tori Amosagram
3 Cakes: 2 from my friend Elizabeth's mom and 1 from Target today
a little pink oriental change purse
apples and cinnamon potpourri

ill keep you updated as the day progresses

 
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Apr 18, 2005, 01:56:19 PM
Happy birthday!
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Merla on Apr 18, 2005, 02:07:35 PM
HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH, GWYNN![/font]  :)  
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 18, 2005, 02:31:22 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! BRING US SOME CAKE!
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: B E C K on Apr 18, 2005, 08:44:45 PM
Happy Birthday!
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Fiero on Apr 18, 2005, 10:17:27 PM
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Ive made out in presents this year, nothing big but they mean alot to me.
 
Reading this post a second time made me imagine you in a box tied with ribbon making out all hardcore with some random broad, and eventually unwrapping yourself from the box for non-sexual sustenance.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: The D on Apr 18, 2005, 10:29:05 PM
Yea, is that all you got, some cards, cake and some trinkets? You should have demanded a hot lesbian in a bow!
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Fiero on Apr 18, 2005, 10:31:31 PM
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Yea, is that all you got, some cards, cake and some trinkets? You should have demanded a hot lesbian in a bow!
I'm hoping that's what I get for my birthday, but one who's open to a little penis as well.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: B E C K on Apr 19, 2005, 12:31:27 AM
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I'm hoping that's what I get for my birthday, but one who's open to a little penis as well.
Finally, a guy on the internet who admits it.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Fiero on Apr 19, 2005, 12:45:11 AM
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I'm hoping that's what I get for my birthday, but one who's open to a little penis as well.
Finally, a guy on the internet who admits it.
Huh?
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Merla on Apr 19, 2005, 08:13:37 AM
That he's into that.  Lots of dudes don't wanna admit it.  
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Merla on Apr 19, 2005, 08:21:40 AM
Actually I perfer that they don't admit it.  Some dude once told me that's what turns him on and I just couldn't get over it.  
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: gwynn on Apr 19, 2005, 04:17:45 PM
I dont have an aversion to penis, I have an aversion to men.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Apr 19, 2005, 04:35:09 PM
Happy birthday.

Was too lazy to post yesterday.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Fiero on Apr 19, 2005, 07:14:35 PM
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I dont have an aversion to penis, I have an aversion to men.
So if a man has boobs and wears a bag or woman mask over his head, would you be okay with it?
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 19, 2005, 07:33:06 PM
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I dont have an aversion to penis, I have an aversion to men.
There are feminized men. Find a nice whipped Momma's boy that you can boss around and chain up. Then bring a girl in and make him beg for it.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 19, 2005, 08:26:30 PM
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I dont have an aversion to penis, I have an aversion to men.
There are feminized men.
Those are called metrosexuals.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: gwynn on Apr 19, 2005, 09:18:10 PM
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I dont have an aversion to penis, I have an aversion to men.
So if a man has boobs and wears a bag or woman mask over his head, would you be okay with it?
I see nothing wrong with men's bodies...though i dont like body hair...and the smell.
Its that theyre men.

A dick doesnt make you a man, just so you know.

 
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 19, 2005, 09:40:25 PM
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I dont have an aversion to penis, I have an aversion to men.
There are feminized men.
Those are called metrosexuals.
Yeah, Metrosexuals pluck and shave, and use designer perfumes!

Jai +Gwynn 4eva!
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Fiero on Apr 20, 2005, 12:12:30 AM
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I dont have an aversion to penis, I have an aversion to men.
So if a man has boobs and wears a bag or woman mask over his head, would you be okay with it?
I see nothing wrong with men's bodies...though i dont like body hair...and the smell.
Its that theyre men.

A dick doesnt make you a man, just so you know.
So if a woman had a penis, then you'd be okay with it?
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 20, 2005, 12:49:23 AM
Gwynn has a penis.  You do know that right?  He used to be Zombie Rampage, then Poptop, then Poppy G.  He's no lesbian, just a fucking loonatic.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Sam on Apr 20, 2005, 12:57:59 AM
Happy belated birthday

And Zero is quite the insensitive fuck  :)  
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Apr 20, 2005, 01:09:06 AM
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Gwynn has a penis.  You do know that right?  He used to be Zombie Rampage, then Poptop, then Poppy G.  He's no lesbian, just a fucking loonatic.
Wow.


Heh, you spelled it "loonatic," like that upcoming cartoon inspired by the Looney Tunes.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Fiero on Apr 20, 2005, 02:39:37 AM
I thought all of those people were girls.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Max Con on Apr 20, 2005, 03:44:26 AM
Oh snap!
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: gwynn on Apr 20, 2005, 05:57:01 AM
Jason, I dont know what you have against me but you really need to grow up a little.
I always thought I was pretty open about who i am, but you know it really shows who you are when you come in here on my birthday thread and act like an ass.

 
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 20, 2005, 09:14:48 AM
"Jason"?  What the fuck?

Anyway, you're the one who needs to grow up.  You can't go around playing with people's sexuality.  You are a fucking horrible person and I feel REALLY sorry for the girls you go out with (who are actually gay) who find out that you duped them.  So just shut the fuck up you fucking freak.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: gwynn on Apr 20, 2005, 09:57:47 AM
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"Jason"?  What the fuck?

Anyway, you're the one who needs to grow up.  You can't go around playing with people's sexuality.  You are a fucking horrible person and I feel REALLY sorry for the girls you go out with (who are actually gay) who find out that you duped them.  So just shut the fuck up you fucking freak.
I dont play with anyones sexuality, I dont go out with anyone unless they know about me.  
I wouldnt put myself in that kind of situation where I felt like I was decieving anyone, besides thats fucking dangerous.
The people I date happen to be able to look past a certain body part to see im actually a cool person.
Like my last girlfriend, she broke up with me cause it was long distance and she couldnt make it work, not because I "duped her" or anything like that.
 
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 20, 2005, 11:45:46 AM
You've been parading around this board as a lesbian.  You aren't, you've toyed with the men on this board and it's disgusting.  You know what?  You ought to just quit while you're ahead Guy Hargraves.  Also, quit with the "intolerance" act, you're just as intolerant towards people who don't share your twisted beliefs.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 20, 2005, 11:51:33 AM
She didn't toy with me, I was too busy looking at Will Ferrel's patriotic bulge.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Retarded_gwynn on Apr 20, 2005, 12:17:04 PM
Toyed with men at this board? since when? i stated time and again that i dont like dudes.
I dont "parade" around anywhere.
I havent done anything to you but laugh at this shit you keep saying.
Do you want some kind of response out of me?
You want to tell people here some more shit about me? I dont care.
Youre the one with the sick twisted views.
I live my life in a way that makes me happy but I still think of how other people see me, and i try to be as respectful to others as i can, unless of course they hate gays or theyre the pope.
Hey I even bind my breasts at work so theres less chance guys will notice me.
What exactly do you want me to do that would make you happy?
Die? Stop existing?
You come and put a bullet in me Jason if you want to so bad.
We used to be friends.
 
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 20, 2005, 12:41:18 PM
My name isn't Jason, nutjob.  I'm Jordan, but I'm Extra Zero here.  My views aren't twisted and if you think your's aren't then something's wrong.  Then again, there are countless things wrong with a man wanting to shank off his penis to go fuck with lesbians.  Go ask a sane person if your intentions are normal,  don't lie to them either, and just see what they say.  "You want to be with women so you became one?"  That makes no sense.

If you've laughed at this, you're worse off than I imagined.  You're (hopefully) going to wake up one day and realize that you're fucked...horribly.  People like you who don't bother to look at or think about things like consiquence or human reaction are the real downfall of this country.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: gwynn on Apr 20, 2005, 01:00:49 PM
Whatever, Jordan i dont care, I was close, I always had trouble remembering names.

Yea that doesnt make sense, i agree, which is why Im not going to do that.
Gender identity has nothing to do with sexual preferance, idiot.
Im sure if I liked boning guys you would say something about me wanting to get cut just so I could get fucked like a girl.

What do you know about normal? Your family is a bunch of nudists.
 
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 20, 2005, 01:23:54 PM
I find it funny that you were the one to bat names into this and you "don't care".  Typical of a feeble mind.

I know plenty about normal and I damn well know enough to not be like my family.  Also, how am I not making any sense?  You're the freak who mutilated himself for nothing more than attention.   "Oh I'm a lesbian!  I'm a lesbian! Pay attention to me!"  Disgusting.  You are a disgusting heap of life and you do not deserve to live.

 
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: gwynn on Apr 20, 2005, 01:36:27 PM
You said yourself what doesnt make sense
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"You want to be with women so you became one?" That makes no sense.
Are you arguing with yourself?

If you actually knew me youd know Im anything BUT an attention whore.
Listen, I can defend myself against you all day long so why do you bother?






 
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 20, 2005, 01:42:03 PM
I wrote an example of a normal human reaction to you.  Confusion.  It seems like those hormones are killing your brain cells, considering that you didn't get something THAT obvious.

You are obviously an attention whore, to make a huge deal about being a "lesbian" here.  Getting the men on this board worked up about it.  Hell, you've ALWAYS been an attention whore AND a crybaby online.  You're also doing a piss-poor job of defending yourself, give up before you make yourself look any more stupid than you actually are.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: gwynn on Apr 20, 2005, 01:56:11 PM
To know what a normal human reaction to me would be you would have to hang around me.
i have never once seen someone recoil back in terror or fear or look at me like they want to kill me. Noone has ever held up their fingers in a cross and hiss at me nor have they  doused me with holy water.
Im about the most non-threatening person I know.
Whatever I choose to do with or about my body is not nor has it ever been your business.

And I cant help it if guys like lesbians.


 
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Fiero on Apr 20, 2005, 02:06:23 PM
This has been my most confusing day ever.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 20, 2005, 02:11:11 PM
God you're fucking stupid.  I don't need to hang around you to have a normal human reaction to you.  You can read something and have a reaction to it;  if you don't understand that, then you are again furthering my point.

I never said you were threatening, I just said that you were a disgusting, stupid, attention whore with no reason to live.  You are no martyr, victim and no one should feel pity for you.  You've brought all of this upon yourself you goddamn fucking freak.  
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: gwynn on Apr 20, 2005, 02:13:34 PM
Brought what on myself? Your angry little hissy fit?


I dont ask anyone to pity me, Im doing just fine actually.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 20, 2005, 02:18:50 PM
Indeed.  I felt the people on this board deserved to know what you really were before a "Crying Game" occurred.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: gwynn on Apr 20, 2005, 02:20:08 PM
Ive never seen that movie.
Explain the incident.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 20, 2005, 02:21:59 PM
Duping people about your sex.  It's horrible.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: gwynn on Apr 20, 2005, 02:28:43 PM
Im starting to think you havent seen the movie either.
Was the person in question involved with a man, and were they not upfront with their background?

As Ive already stated Im open and honest with any potential significant other before I even get the thought of getting together with them.
Dont make me have to repeat myself.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 20, 2005, 02:35:07 PM
The movie is about a man who hooks up with a girl who used to be a man.  Similiar to the shit you're doing.  I hardly believe you're being honest, otherwise you wouldn't have thrown around any of this "lesbian" shit here...or have been dishonest with the posters here.  I know what you are and what you used to be, you should end this now or save yourself the trouble by slitting your goddamn wrists or overdose like you had contemplated in the past.

You've lost, horribly freak.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: gwynn on Apr 20, 2005, 02:55:56 PM
Its not similar cause I dont date men, and Im honest with people before i get together with them so there will be no Crying Game, much to your chagrin.
Therefor, I dont decieve anyone.
Or wait, are you talking about random people on the street who see me?
They dont matter to me, and I dont have to please them, or you.

I get it, i dont share your narrow vision of normalcy, I can live with that.

You must go around wondering whats in everyones pants.... but perhaps youre the one not happy with whats in yours.




 
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 20, 2005, 03:02:04 PM
I'm plenty happy, I'm not Tom and I'm not constantly making topics about my lack of a sex life.  I don't wonder what's in people's pants,  what I wonder is how someone like you could be fucked up enough to want to cut their's off for no good reason other than attention or pity.
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 20, 2005, 03:24:34 PM
Why don't you two just fuck and be done with it?
Title: Happy Birthday Gwynn
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Apr 20, 2005, 04:09:24 PM
Yea, pretty sure this is done with.