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Title: sometimes i wish i was a man
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 15, 2005, 04:34:48 PM: so i would know more aobut fucking computers.

anyone knows aobut a good dvd coded i can dl? the one i have right now wants me to change my screen resolution and when i do it everything(letters and icons) get bigger. its like the retarded version
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 15, 2005, 05:14:13 PM: If you were a man, it wouldn't necessarily mean you'd know any more about computers than you do now.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 15, 2005, 05:14:58 PM: And meanwhile you'd have tons of disappointed fans.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 15, 2005, 05:18:25 PM: Quote
If you were a man, it wouldn't necessarily mean you'd know any more about computers than you do now.
i think men know more about computers than women. you know cause pr0n and all of that
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 15, 2005, 05:19:23 PM: :lol:!! Okay, I can see how you'd come to that conclusion then.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 15, 2005, 05:51:29 PM: Quote
sometimes i wish i was a man
Damn, I lost that bet.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Apr 15, 2005, 07:05:42 PM: DVD... codec?

Are you talking about a program that can play DVDs on your computer?

I haven't heard of DVD codecs.

Well for.. codecs in general.... this video player seems to be able to play any video without needing to download extra codecs http://www.videolan.com (http://www.videolan.com)
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Post by: Phagey on Apr 16, 2005, 01:50:12 AM: Quote
so i would know more aobut fucking computers.
You know, you really should win some kind of award for stupid. Really.

I know many a man who knows jack shit about computers, and many a woman who is a whiz with them. It's not a matter of gender, it's a matter of knowledge.

Though the pr0n part is probably fairly accurate.

The majority of male computer users:
"So you know about computers, right?"
"I know how to turn them on and get pr0n. That's about it."
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Post by: Max Con on Apr 16, 2005, 01:53:39 AM: This applies here too, honestly.

Dear Faye;

(http://justinwjones.com/albums/GIFs/stopposting.gif)
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Apr 16, 2005, 01:55:17 AM: -_-;;

Harsh, guys...
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Post by: PapaMidnight on Apr 16, 2005, 08:47:59 AM: Quote
The majority of male computer users:
"So you know about computers, right?"
"I know how to turn them on and get pr0n. That's about it."
That implies there's some use for computers other than pr0n. So obviously you're the one who should win the award for stupid. :P
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 16, 2005, 08:53:16 AM: There is more than pr0n on there?

LIARS!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 16, 2005, 11:32:49 AM: Quote
-_-;;

Harsh, guys...
nnah they are not harsh. phage doesnt even count for me, and max, well hes always angry towards me so im used to that already.

mayb it was my mistake, i should have said MANLY men
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Post by: Phagey on Apr 16, 2005, 01:50:49 PM: Quote

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The majority of male computer users:
"So you know about computers, right?"
"I know how to turn them on and get pr0n. That's about it."
That implies there's some use for computers other than pr0n. So obviously you're the one who should win the award for stupid. :P
Some of us use it for things other than pr0n, in fact I don't use computers for pr0n at all (Not by choice mind you...)

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phage doesnt even count for me

Does this comment even make sense?

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i should have said MANLY men

I already posted what a 'manly' man's idea of computers is like. "On. Porn. Off."

If it makes you feel better Faye, I don't hate you. I just like being a dick.
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Post by: Merla on Apr 16, 2005, 03:14:46 PM: Hehehe silly girl.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 16, 2005, 05:52:13 PM: Quote

Does this comment even make sense?

Yes it does, but in other words it means I don't care shit about what you have to say:)

if it makes you feel better phage, i really mean it
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Post by: Guest on Apr 16, 2005, 09:12:19 PM: Quote
Some of us use it for things other than pr0n
Like what, paper weight, night light, bookshelf?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 16, 2005, 11:54:55 PM: Well, If it make syou feel any better, Faye: I would have no quarrels with the idea of having sex with you.

Fuck innuendo. Just say shit. B)
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 17, 2005, 01:12:02 AM: Quote
Well, If it make syou feel any better, Faye: I would have no quarrels with the idea of having sex with you.

Fuck innuendo. Just say shit. B)
God, your so fucking desperate I'd give ya a handjob if you'd stop kissing her ass. She wouldn't be all that good.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Apr 17, 2005, 01:36:44 AM: :lol:
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 17, 2005, 02:20:38 AM: I have no problem sexing Faye neither.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 17, 2005, 02:24:11 AM: Yeah. It's supposed to be a given stance. But Tom jsut doesn't wanna fit in.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 17, 2005, 11:24:00 AM: he just says it cause he KNOWS i wouldnt do him, fuck NO(and hes probably gonna say something like "i wouldnt like to get stds" or "i don't do illegals" or something dumb like that)
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 17, 2005, 12:35:56 PM: Quote
he just says it cause he KNOWS i wouldnt do him, fuck NO(and hes probably gonna say something like "i wouldnt like to get stds" or "i don't do illegals" or something dumb like that)
Actually Im afraid that it would be eaten away, kinda similar to the STD thing, except this is for it's pure and unconcentrated evil, that and she is not my type at all.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Apr 18, 2005, 01:55:32 PM: Wait....

They have pr0n on the internet??
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Post by: Merla on Apr 18, 2005, 02:10:06 PM: :lol: I'd pay to see Tom gives Megs a hand job. NO wait... that's gross. :joe:
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 18, 2005, 02:37:15 PM: Quote
:lol: I'd pay to see Tom gives Megs a hand job. NO wait... that's gross. :joe:
You sure? All I need are some latex gloves and some lube, and about 50,000 dollars.
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Post by: Phagey on Apr 18, 2005, 05:45:41 PM: Quote

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Does this comment even make sense?

Yes it does, but in other words it means I don't care shit about what you have to say:)

if it makes you feel better phage, i really mean it
*Shrugs*
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Post by: gwynn on Apr 18, 2005, 06:54:43 PM: Thats awful steep for a hand job.
Id do it for $100, as long as its not misshapen or uncircumsized.

Ive eaten too much cake... :blink:
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 18, 2005, 07:19:40 PM: Quote
Thats awful steep for a hand job.
Id do it for $100, as long as its not misshapen or uncircumsized.

Ive eaten too much cake... :blink:
Really?
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 18, 2005, 08:27:27 PM: Quote
Thats awful steep for a hand job.
Id do it for $100, as long as its not misshapen or uncircumsized.

Ive eaten too much cake... :blink:
Really, circumcized only?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 18, 2005, 09:59:39 PM: Damn right. Chicks dig the snipped wang. Im glad my mom had it done to me.
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Post by: The D on Apr 18, 2005, 10:06:47 PM: But circumsized penises are usually less sensitive than uncircumsized.
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 18, 2005, 10:28:25 PM: And also easier to disease.
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Post by: The D on Apr 18, 2005, 10:31:22 PM: not if you keep them well cleaned.

The benefits outweigh the costs.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 19, 2005, 12:30:02 AM: I'm reminded of this episode of "Talk Sex" where Sue took a call from a guy who had apparently never cleaned his.

"It smells! Why! I'm embarassed"
"Well Duder, just pretend my arm is your penis..." *rolls up sleeve* "Pull back the skin and--"
"Wait, what?"
"Pull back the skin--"
"WHAT? I don't understaaaaaand..."
" --and clean--"
"Clean? I'm suppose to clean?"
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 19, 2005, 12:56:00 AM: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

thanks GOD Ive never seen an uncircumsized one...ive heard they look like worms
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 19, 2005, 12:57:41 AM: As opposed to a worm without a hat?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 19, 2005, 01:03:21 AM: they call it mushroom lol nasty ew
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Apr 19, 2005, 02:08:02 AM: Hrum, I've seen some in anatomy books that look freakishly like worms.

Mine doesn't, though. When pulled back or erect, it looks just a circumcized one.

Do circumcized penises have scars or something? Or does the skin not look... uniform/neat/smooth around the head?

... Man, I just talked about my peen.
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Post by: Merla on Apr 19, 2005, 08:12:44 AM: I wanna know what a misshappen one looks like.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 19, 2005, 10:24:45 AM: Quote
Hrum, I've seen some in anatomy books that look freakishly like worms.

Mine doesn't, though. When pulled back or erect, it looks just a circumcized one.

Do circumcized penises have scars or something? Or does the skin not look... uniform/neat/smooth around the head?

... Man, I just talked about my peen.
they have like this little scar (a line around it)at the end of the head
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Apr 19, 2005, 04:33:13 PM: Ah-hah.

I also wonder if that little raised fold/strip of skin is still there. That little bit on the underside that runs kinda lengthwise from the head to the shaft.

... lol weewees lol
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 19, 2005, 07:34:25 PM: Quote
But circumsized penises are usually less sensitive than uncircumsized.
Urban Legend.

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they have like this little scar (a line around it)at the end of the head

Wha? Mine doesn't o.O But then mine was done as I was a day old or so.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 20, 2005, 10:40:03 PM: Quote
I wanna know what a misshappen one looks like.
Then post yours. AHAHAHAHAHA. No, I kid.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 21, 2005, 12:33:02 AM: Want me to post mine?
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 21, 2005, 12:35:18 AM: If only the Great Fire of '98 could be as easily forgotten for all of us.
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 21, 2005, 01:17:57 AM: Quote
Want me to post mine?
She said she was kidding. No.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 22, 2005, 12:06:54 AM: Then it's agreed. You shall post yours.
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 22, 2005, 12:58:49 AM: Quote
Then it's agreed. You shall post yours.
Shit, and the digital doesn't work. I did used to have one when I was a sad fuck who cybersexed on ICQ, dems were da days.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 22, 2005, 08:21:19 AM: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 22, 2005, 06:12:24 PM: Like really yours? Seriously? And not some freakishly deformed twelve year old's you just googled?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 22, 2005, 07:42:33 PM: I'll google your twelve-year-olds.
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 22, 2005, 08:45:41 PM: Quote
Like really yours? Seriously? And not some freakishly deformed twelve year old's you just googled?
No it was mine . . . but I was like 12-15, so not to much different I geuss.
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Post by: Max Con on Apr 22, 2005, 08:59:18 PM: I made a video of me doing stuff once.

I still have it, I think.

Haw haw.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 23, 2005, 12:40:39 AM: You just made me picture a penis shopping at the supermarket and jazzercising.
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 23, 2005, 12:45:05 AM: Quote
You just made me picture a penis shopping at the supermarket and jazzercising.
Awesome!
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 23, 2005, 12:50:26 AM: And it's got one of those little sweatbands on its head. So to speak...
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Post by: Max Con on Apr 23, 2005, 02:32:04 AM: I'd pay to see that.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 23, 2005, 02:33:35 AM: I wouldn't, since I already saw it for free.
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Post by: Max Con on Apr 23, 2005, 02:39:31 AM: You can draw, Nuri. Show us what you saw!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 23, 2005, 10:25:14 AM: Show us where he touched you o.o
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 23, 2005, 10:58:06 AM: i remember i met this girl looong time ago that has never seen a dick before, so some guy flashed her and then she draw something that looked like a fire flame <_<
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 23, 2005, 10:08:54 PM: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 23, 2005, 10:18:43 PM: Quote
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
Why are you laughing at yourself, Fiero?
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 24, 2005, 01:08:16 AM: Quote
You can draw, Nuri. Show us what you saw!
Don't give me that when you've already re-enacted it at home to your "Flashdance" CD.
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Post by: Max Con on Apr 24, 2005, 01:19:17 AM: You swore you'd never mention that again!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 24, 2005, 01:47:26 AM: o.o

SCREENSHOTS!
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 26, 2005, 12:07:42 AM: Quote
You swore you'd never mention that again!
I never swear, you little shit!