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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: PapaMidnight on Apr 14, 2005, 03:42:56 AM

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: PapaMidnight on Apr 14, 2005, 03:42:56 AM

I'm officially internet stalking you. Muahaha. It won't be long before I track you down and then your life shall come to a most untimely end. Eventually. I guess. Ya know, none of this would've had to happen if you'd answered my email. Maybe you just don't read your email. Whatever. Too late now, your fate is sealed. With super glue. And  that really sticky tape that always sticks to itself before you can get it on what you actually want.

To all others, please do not maim and/or torture me for trespassing on your board. And if I don't get forum lynched for this I might actually stick around and contribute cause y'all say some interesting crap about stuff and junk.

Ummm..... <_<   :unsure:   :angry:  SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE!

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Fiero on Apr 14, 2005, 08:03:39 AM

I'm not sure I like the cut of your jib.

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: PapaMidnight on Apr 14, 2005, 08:06:34 AM

:lol: Hahahahah, jib.

What's a jib?

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 14, 2005, 09:50:28 AM

Given my superiority to MegatronYEs, PapaMidnight is now my bitch by default.

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 14, 2005, 10:13:49 AM

TOO LATE!!!

*rapes Papa's ear canal* TAKE IT BITCH!!! TAKE ALL 2 INCHES AND LOVE IT! MONKEY LOVE! MONKEY LOVE!!!! GIMME A BANANA!!!

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 14, 2005, 10:20:02 AM

just ignore the poor soul

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 14, 2005, 11:51:05 AM

No ignoring!  Ignoring is forbidden!  He'll think he's dead!

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: PapaMidnight on Apr 14, 2005, 02:38:08 PM

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Extra Zero:
Given my superiority to MegatronYEs, PapaMidnight is now my bitch by default.

Can't argue with logic like that. Two best words in the english language: de fault, de fault. <Do I have a single a single non Homer inspired thought in my head?>

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: The D on Apr 14, 2005, 09:55:03 PM

In order for you to become an accepted member of our secret society (not cult, we're more high class than that), we will have to subject you to a most painful and agonizing hazing ritual involving....

*watches Tom violate your ear canal*

Never mind. You pass.



Post 600. Yay!

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 14, 2005, 10:10:08 PM

ewww, it's all sticky.

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 14, 2005, 11:13:07 PM

I think this is one of my buddies from basic. Charles.

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Fiero on Apr 14, 2005, 11:49:59 PM

Like QBasic class, basic?

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 15, 2005, 01:42:41 AM

Shut up.

Okay Papa. Tell me how tall you are....................

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: PapaMidnight on Apr 15, 2005, 07:31:12 AM

First of all, I'll have no more of this ear raping. Or at least wear a condom or rather some sort of Q-tip condom hybrid.

Secondly, does joining this secret society involve changing my name to something superqueer like Brother Sunshine or King Inthebutt? Cause I already got fake IDs that say that, just in case.

Fourthly, (because the number three is obviously evil) yes it's Charles. What up? And I forget how tall I am. Taller than you. Shorter than the Eiffel Tower. That good enough?

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 15, 2005, 11:11:22 AM

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First of all, I'll have no more of this ear raping. Or at least wear a condom or rather some sort of Q-tip condom hybrid.

Secondly, does joining this secret society involve changing my name to something superqueer like Brother Sunshine or King Inthebutt? Cause I already got fake IDs that say that, just in case.

Fourthly, (because the number three is obviously evil) yes it's Charles. What up? And I forget how tall I am. Taller than you. Shorter than the Eiffel Tower. That good enough?

YOU FORGOT THIRDLY!!!

*slings poo at the newb*

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: PapaMidnight on Apr 15, 2005, 11:32:12 AM

Fourthly, (because the number three is obviously evil)

YOU FORGOT TO READ!!!!

*slings poo back at you*

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 15, 2005, 02:58:54 PM

*jacks off wildly*

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: B E C K on Apr 15, 2005, 05:24:51 PM

Can I call you "Chuck"?

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 15, 2005, 05:52:53 PM

You can call me whatever you want.

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 15, 2005, 06:03:25 PM

Nuri, call tom "bitch"

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: B E C K on Apr 15, 2005, 06:10:36 PM

Two Bitches?  That's too confusing.

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 15, 2005, 06:12:14 PM

then call him "stupid bitch" yeah. change his user name to that too

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: PapaMidnight on Apr 15, 2005, 08:28:06 PM

Assuming the Chuck comment was directed at me. Sure, not a problem. :)

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 15, 2005, 10:23:31 PM

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then call him "stupid bitch" yeah. change his user name to that too

Then you can be: "Super ultranazi slutty with an extra case of STD and because you're a spoiled foriegner I can't wait till some Rap star uses you in a party and you're left with his illegitimate lovechild Bitch."

*breathes*

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Max Con on Apr 16, 2005, 01:48:38 AM

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then call him "stupid bitch" yeah. change his user name to that too

Then you can be: "Super ultranazi slutty with an extra case of STD and because you're a spoiled foriegner I can't wait till some Rap star uses you in a party and you're left with his illegitimate lovechild Bitch."

*breathes*

(http://justinwjones.com/albums/GIFs/stopposting.gif)

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 16, 2005, 08:38:24 AM

:( Take the Monkeyman!

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 16, 2005, 11:30:52 AM

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then call him "stupid bitch" yeah. change his user name to that too

Then you can be: "Super ultranazi slutty with an extra case of STD and because you're a spoiled foriegner I can't wait till some Rap star uses you in a party and you're left with his illegitimate lovechild Bitch."

*breathes*

I didn't say "call me whatever you want", so yeah

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Merla on Apr 16, 2005, 03:17:05 PM

There's one bitch too many at this board.  <_<  

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 16, 2005, 04:19:47 PM

And you're the queen, miss "I am too cool to show my picture bitch".

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Bitchy Merla on Apr 16, 2005, 04:39:42 PM

More like I am too cheap to buy a digi cam.  Seriously I really am shopping for one just ask my sis.  

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 16, 2005, 06:54:34 PM

:( sorry for buggin, I just don't have any other material on you. Doug is a perv, E is a wierdo with Emus... and you're normal.

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: B E C K on Apr 16, 2005, 06:56:17 PM

Or she could be a perv with emus.

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 16, 2005, 11:06:11 PM

What's with all this "emu" talk?

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 16, 2005, 11:52:09 PM

Charles is about as black as they come.

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 17, 2005, 01:10:22 AM

But Toe is the Token black guy...

>.>;

NEGRO FIGHT~!

*gets banned from the internet by the NAACP*

x.x

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: PapaMidnight on Apr 17, 2005, 10:30:29 AM

I'm not black anymore.

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 17, 2005, 11:34:21 AM

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:( sorry for buggin, I just don't have any other material on you. Doug is a perv, E is a wierdo with Emus... and you're normal.

Who you calling a weirdo, ya freaky deaky Frenchman?!?!

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 17, 2005, 12:36:58 PM

JE SUIS AMERICAN!

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: blanktoe on Apr 17, 2005, 03:02:08 PM

and a dirty jew.

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 17, 2005, 04:12:21 PM

:(

At least Im not a sla- *gets banned by the national association for the advancement of Slavic people*








You thought I was gonna say slave ^_^

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 17, 2005, 05:51:26 PM

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I'm not black anymore.

Hide your children.

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Fiero on Apr 17, 2005, 08:41:39 PM

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:(

At least Im not a sla- *gets banned by the national association for the advancement of Slavic people*








You thought I was gonna say slave ^_^

Actually, I thought you were gonna say Slann.

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: B E C K on Apr 17, 2005, 10:24:07 PM

All right!  Another black person!  One more and I can advertise the board on UPN.

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 17, 2005, 10:54:01 PM

You need a water melon theme...for...Spring...

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Merla on Apr 18, 2005, 02:24:35 PM

Oh I was thinking fried chicken.  Speaking of which I heard this joke on comedy central.  This black guy was saying that you know that Noah was a white man because if he was black those chicken would have been eaten.  LOL  :lol:  

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 18, 2005, 02:35:23 PM

*is white and loves Fried Chicken*

:(

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 19, 2005, 12:47:11 AM

:just ate fried turkey:

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: B E C K on Apr 19, 2005, 12:48:01 AM

Turkey can kiss my ass.  Too dry.

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: PapaMidnight on Apr 19, 2005, 03:55:18 AM

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Turkey can kiss my ass.  Too dry.

Too dry? The turkey or your ass?  :lol:  

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Merla on Apr 19, 2005, 08:09:45 AM

Mwhahhahahaha.  You can use some of my lotion if you need to.

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 19, 2005, 07:30:51 PM

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Turkey can kiss my ass.  Too dry.

Not if it is cooked right. Brine the turkey, and it will be wonderful.

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: B E C K on Apr 20, 2005, 10:42:02 PM

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Turkey can kiss my ass.  Too dry.

Too dry? The turkey or your ass?  :lol:

The turkey, ....ass.


And I do use your lotion.  While you're sleeping...

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 21, 2005, 11:30:19 AM

Not the "sleeping person's hand in warm lotion" prank!  :o  

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 21, 2005, 05:40:12 PM

Shut up.

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: B E C K on Apr 21, 2005, 10:21:21 PM

??

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 22, 2005, 08:45:17 AM

:P  

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: PapaMidnight on Apr 22, 2005, 10:14:23 AM

:blink:  

Title: Hey, MegatronYES
Post by: B E C K on Apr 22, 2005, 06:13:30 PM

I wish I still had my shit-fling emoticon.