The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Feb 07, 2014, 10:49:33 PM
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a.k.a. "Why the Fuck Are There So Many Goddamn Bandages?" Did a mummy get raped somewhere? Knuckles looks fucking awful. Whoever approved this shit should be strangled with something. Preferrably some bandages. I mean, since when did bandages become a thing? It's not like they can make them bloody, which would have at least made them look cool. Even the fucking shoes. Even the fucking shoes have fucking bandages. Did the shoes cut themselves? Did the shoes cut themselves? Are the shoes hurt? The shoes are hurt so they need bandages because they're living shoes? Won't Sonic trip tryin' to run on shoes with bandages on them? Bandages. Everywhere bandages.
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- Um, can't Tails fuckin' fly, dude?
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I think the handkerchief really brings the bandages together.
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I think we're only looking at half the bandages. And the other half of the bandages were crammed into Knuckles. Which is why he's totally swollen.
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When I played high school football, the jock group were all about putting tape all over themselves. The only people who need tape are those who used it to support injured joints, so putting tape on made it look like they were hurt, too, and were therefore tough guys because they played hurt. These were the assholes who put tape around each phalanx of each finger because...whatever, we is tuff. Just faux macho crap...playing like a badass wasn't enough; you had to look like one. Except it was more dumbass chic than badass chic. We'd always be out of tape when we needed it, and the coaches never understood why.
I had to have a knee taped after hyperextending it in a game, and it sucked ass. So I didn't do it, as I, being the nerdy athlete that I was, believed it was just more stupid jock shit (nerd rationale) and would only tempt fate (athletic superstition).
So, yeah, we is tuff 'cuz we gots our tape on. Though it wouldn't make you run faster...it'd slow you down. Watch little kids start putting tape over their shoes this cartoon season.
But realistically, the chick with the hammer is probably responsible. I mean, she's the only one without them, right? Maybe she's abusive.
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Sonic's mom did warn him not to run with scissors
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But realistically, the chick with the hammer is probably responsible. I mean, she's the only one without them, right? Maybe she's abusive.
She's wearing purple tape. Because purple tape's for girls. Barf.
The board where I got that image from was saying in some sports they tape their shoes to their bodies or something. Which would be a good reason except those shoes aren't even taped to their bodies. The tape is just on the shoes. For the sake of having tape on their shoes. It's like someone thinks bandages are this generation's version of the headphones and a skateboard.
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They do that when they have ankle injuries. But it restricts movement by design...you're sure as hell not faster with it.
They could have thigh pouches and headbands, I guess.
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Pouches are super lame-o, chief. The kids these days want bandages. iPods and bandages. Word up is that shit is mega fly.
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Somewhere I have a pic of a forum where girls fight over who really loves him and they are saying hes married to them etc etc (all in real life supposedly). Kind of like the one about Sephiroh I posted some time ago
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Basically, "we used sport tape to show you he runs fast." lol What about making him run fast? That might also show us he runs fast. They also talk about the tv series in that clip. Dub!Roy Mustang is Knuckles.
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Aside from playing Sonic Adventure 2 long enough to beat it (NOT worth it, BTW, except for the levels where you run fast), my Sonic knowledge more or less ends at the second 16-bit game.
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I would watch the cartoons far more than I ever played the games. I remember having fun the few times I did play though. I don't know what games those were but early ones for sure. But now shit has to get real or whatever. From what I saw in the vid, the game looks kinda like a bummer. It's a Sonic game. Why is everything so dark and gloomy? Sure, Sonic could get dark but it was also colorful and fun, right? Where's that shit? "We're making Knuckles the big tough guy. And Amy's independent and sassy. Tails is the inventor gadget pilot-guy." That shit's been done and it sounds fuckin' boring.
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I did buy the Generations game, but I only played a few minutes of it. My niece loves it, though.
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Ten million Sonic characters and they had the need to create a new one that looks like a rip-off of a pre-existing one. Okay, whatever. I'm sure the actual character will be annoying as fuck, but I find the voice actress hilarious.
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:lmao: The plane has bandages.