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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Jan 30, 2014, 12:06:48 AM

Title: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 30, 2014, 12:06:48 AM
Give him back to, joe.  We never wanted him to begin with.  I should link a picture.  Or an article.  But fuck that shit.  Maybe later.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Rumble on Jan 30, 2014, 04:59:32 PM
This about that petition to deport Bieber?
I just commented on that on a Dutch newssite. The general opinion there was that there should be a petition to forbid him from ever leaving the US again.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 30, 2014, 09:41:30 PM
lmao
They should just send him to North Korea.

Its seriously a slap in the face to all the people that want to go to the US to work(honest people) while this little asswipe gets a DUI (which would make them take away your green card) and he gets to stay and do drugs
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 30, 2014, 10:41:30 PM
He's an attention whore. And the media is the world's biggest john, in all senses of that word.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 30, 2014, 11:02:00 PM
There is no reason for this prick to be famous.  I first saw him in 09 on the Wendy Williams show.  And I looked at Merla and was all "WHO is this?  This is barely school talent show level 'talent.'  WHY is this little hack on national television?"  I swear, some secret society did this as punishment or torture or something.  There are some celebrities of equal, shall we say, "skill" who are at least nice people or pretty chill or give to charity or some shit.  The little asshole doesn't even have an endearing personality.  Why didn't Paul Walker give this guy his seat?
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 31, 2014, 08:27:53 PM
There is no reason for this prick to be famous.
Apply same thing to the Kardashians, Phucking Heiress-Whore, Nicole Richie etc etc.
Unfortunately US seems to be a festering ground for these kinds of ""celebrities"" (although England is going the same way I have to admit)
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 31, 2014, 11:15:22 PM
I'd say it already is.  Anytime I read any Brit publication, I have to google half the celebs mentioned and I still don't know why they're famous.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Rama on Feb 01, 2014, 02:22:25 PM
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 01, 2014, 11:47:25 PM
I saw a great suggestion the other day to put him on that rat ship.  You know, the gross one floating around free somewhere.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 02, 2014, 07:38:05 AM
Be easier to knock him out and throw him in a pen of starved hogs.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Rumble on Feb 09, 2014, 04:28:57 PM
The only way to stop the Biebers of the world is to forbid teenage girls from buying music.
Who wants to start a petition?
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 10, 2014, 10:55:38 PM
Like a whitehouse petition where we try to get Obamer to do it?
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 11, 2014, 07:05:56 PM
I don't give a shit about Bieb or any of his ilk. Unless he hits me with a Ferrari while toking. He'd better make sure I die: my car is sacrosanct, and I value it more than all but about a half-dozen people who ever lived.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: The D on Feb 12, 2014, 07:21:47 PM
Is it sad I knew who this thread was about before I even opened it?

Like a whitehouse petition where we try to get Obamer to do it?
EXECUTIVE ORDER BABY!

I don't give a shit about Bieb or any of his ilk. Unless he hits me with a Ferrari while toking. He'd better make sure I die: my car is sacrosanct, and I value it more than all but about a half-dozen people who ever lived.

Of course, if he did you could sue him for enough to get 10 of those cars. And customize them however you want?
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 12, 2014, 08:49:08 PM
I'd rather take it out of his hide.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 23, 2014, 09:28:57 PM
I don't give a shit about Bieb or any of his ilk. Unless he hits me with a Ferrari while toking. He'd better make sure I die: my car is sacrosanct, and I value it more than all but about a half-dozen people who ever lived.
You'll give a shit when you have a kid(s) and they start listening to all his music and talking about having his babies all day long
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 24, 2014, 09:30:21 AM
They won't listen to his kind of crap. Remember the golden rule: he who has the gold makes the rule. "Not in my house!"
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 24, 2014, 08:42:52 PM
They won't listen to his kind of crap. Remember the golden rule: he who has the gold makes the rule. "Not in my house!"
Yeah so then they'll start sneaking out of your golden palace at night, having sex in the park to the tunes of the biebs.

Theres no way around it. You'll have to adapt.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 24, 2014, 11:45:35 PM
As far as I see it, the only solution is for him to have sex to the tunes of the biebs himself, thus grossing them out of it.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 25, 2014, 07:28:36 PM
That might work. Tell their children they were conceived to the tunes.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 26, 2014, 08:45:33 PM
That'll show 'em!
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 27, 2014, 12:05:16 AM
A little lean-over and whispering of, "You know, I used to feel up your mom to this song... heh heh."  *insert Bueno face here or whatever*
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 27, 2014, 06:57:11 PM
(http://www.shwiggie.com/boards/emoticons/bueno.gif)

But my hypothetical children will be enough like myself to not be beholden to popular culture. Particularly if they remain hypothetical.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 27, 2014, 11:50:04 PM
Well, if they go to hypothetical public school, they won't be protected forever.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 28, 2014, 04:42:00 PM
That's easy...I didn't go to public school, and neither will they.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 28, 2014, 10:01:49 PM
Private school?
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Mar 04, 2014, 04:43:34 PM
You know those private schools you see where everyone wears prim uniforms and drives fancy cars with nuns all over the place? If that's the bright center of the private school universe then I went to the school that it's farthest from...and I mean that in a somewhat good way. While it sounds elitist to say that the public school was a cesspool, it was (and is)...when I was school-age it even lost its accreditation due to its sorriness. And the school I went to didn't require taking a second mortgage to attend...my dad was a retiree, and my mother was a secretary, and they afforded it.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 11, 2014, 06:13:17 AM
I went to private school too.
My oldest one is going to private school atm
I think it depends on which country youre at. Like if you are in Japan, public schools are sometimes better than private ones, same goes in the US.
In Europe all schools are the same I think.

But if you live in a 3rd world country, theres no fucking way you should put your kid in a public school
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Rumble on Mar 11, 2014, 07:14:12 AM
In Europe all schools are crap
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 12, 2014, 05:20:34 AM
As a side note, if you want to put your toddler in a public kindergarten and you dont work (as a mother) its a pain in the ass cause they give favoritism to working mothers. Which i think its not fair but we wont get into that.
Needless to say , when we lived in Germany she ended up going to a Waldorf Kindergarten. Which is hippie as shit but nice for a toddler. You shouldnt let your kids go to a Waldorf when they are older though
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Fiero on Mar 31, 2014, 10:11:45 AM
This about that petition to deport Bieber?
I just commented on that on a Dutch newssite. The general opinion there was that there should be a petition to forbid him from ever leaving the US again.

He's Canadian, though.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Rumble on Mar 31, 2014, 10:47:31 AM
Canadian, American, it's all the same to me
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 31, 2014, 06:56:48 PM
oh snaaap
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Fiero on Apr 03, 2014, 08:12:24 AM
All of Europe is basically Nazi Germany.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 03, 2014, 08:39:27 AM
Nice comeback brah
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Fiero on Apr 03, 2014, 01:11:25 PM
Nice comeback brah

All of South America is basically Mexico.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Rumble on Apr 03, 2014, 02:20:18 PM
My country is so not like nazi Germany.

You can tell cause the trains never run on time
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Apr 03, 2014, 04:57:53 PM
Only time I've ever been on any train is when riding between airport terminals.
Title: Re: Deport the little shit already.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 06, 2014, 03:13:21 AM
Nice comeback brah

All of South America is basically Mexico.

say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
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