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Title: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: Fiero on Oct 23, 2013, 11:03:26 AM
http://io9.com/what-a-politically-correct-justice-league-would-look-ll-1450722606

GL is a single Hispanic mom with three kids.
Flash is an Asian woman.
Cyborg is a woman now, as well.
Martian Manhunter is androgynous.

The rest stay as they are.
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 23, 2013, 08:13:02 PM
Fuck yeah women pride
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 23, 2013, 09:12:11 PM
I thought Justice League Detroit was the politically-correct Justice League?
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: Rama on Oct 24, 2013, 10:28:31 PM
I just can't believe there is a Justice League Detroit.
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: B E C K on Oct 25, 2013, 12:22:47 AM
That article was really... ugh.  No, Batman doesn't have to be white.  No, Superman doesn't have to be white.  No, Diana doesn't have to be white.  "Diana is Mediterranean, which counts as Caucasian for these purposes."  YUCK.  Fucking YUCK.  I'd say if those characters and Aquaman have any primary characteristic that can't be overriden, it would be their genders.  Admittedly, Superman might be trickier to racebend given he lands in whitebread whitey-Kansas, but I could easily picture Batman Latino and Aquaman Asian.  One's in a major metropolitan city and the other's in the fuckin' ocean.  They could be anything.  And Diana could easily have darker coloring than what she gets typically fancasted as.  Not everyone in Greece is lily-white.  She could be black.  Africa is right fucking below Greece for crying out loud.  I find it interesting how much they wanted to tool around with Flash and Cyborg when those are actually the ones I'd do nothing to myself.  That they didn't want to touch the main trinity in particular is EXACTLY why nothing's diverse enough to begin with.
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: IDE on Oct 25, 2013, 05:47:33 AM
Batman is white.  He's an American who comes from old money.  That's white.  That's what that is.

Deal with it.
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: IDE on Oct 25, 2013, 06:29:47 AM
A more realistic superman would look like the aliens in what's it called...the alien prequel...those jacked up pale bald guys.  It's kind of ridiculous to think that life evolved to look exactly like us on another planet.

Yeah Diana could be olive skinned, that would make more sense.

Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: Rama on Oct 27, 2013, 10:24:30 PM
I don't think Batman HAS To come from old money though. That was an old idea...Thomas Wayne could have made his millions in Oil, or other investments in the 80s and then turned that into the huge company. Most of the people on Forbes list these days don't come old money anymore. They are either self made or come from self made people like Sam Walton. Old Money is an outdated concept. And if he doesn't come from Old Money, he could be anymore.

As for Superman, I know a few white couples that have adopted African American kids. (In fact one of my best friends did that) and so I don't think that would be beyond Ma and Pa Kent to do the same, nor would in be something so strange in the last 30 years.

Of course in Batman and Superman's case I'm assume they are around the age of 33 right now. A 70 year old Batman would be different.

Wonder Woman should be Greek...but back in the day Greece covered a lot of area. But she is Amazon and the Amazons where said to live anywhere from modern day Ukraine, to Asia Minor, to Libya. So who knows what she would look like.

By Aquaman's very nature he is interracial. Being half Atlantean. But really the origin of his human parent could have been anyone.
 
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: IDE on Oct 29, 2013, 02:15:50 AM
Well no one HAS to be from anything.  They could rewrite the entire justice league to be Australian Aborigines.  My point is that sometimes people who cry WAHHHHH this isn't diverse enough are quick to dismiss any white cultural tropes like coming from old money.
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: Rama on Oct 29, 2013, 09:11:27 AM
Plus we are missing the point that The Flash might be the biggest minority on the whole team. He has red hair. Only 1% of the entire world population has red hair. :P
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: Fiero on Oct 29, 2013, 02:48:30 PM
I thought Justice League Detroit was the politically-correct Justice League?

Only three women. Not good enough.
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: Fiero on Oct 29, 2013, 02:50:16 PM
Plus we are missing the point that The Flash might be the biggest minority on the whole team. He has red hair. Only 1% of the entire world population has red hair. :P

That's a good point.
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: B E C K on Oct 30, 2013, 01:20:01 PM
Batman is white.  He's an American who comes from old money.  That's white.  That's what that is.

Deal with it.


He does not have to be white or old money.  If you asked people if Bruce Wayne was old money, most of them would not know.  They know he's a rich, resourceful vigilante.  They know Batman has a certain look.  A man does not have to be white to pull off that look.  But relax because Hollywood's not that reasonable so it'll never happen anyway.
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 31, 2013, 03:59:58 AM
Plus we are missing the point that The Flash might be the biggest minority on the whole team. He has red hair. Only 1% of the entire world population has red hair. :P
He a ranga
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: IDE on Oct 31, 2013, 04:45:33 AM
Most people would say yes if asked if Bruce Wayne came from old money.  He's playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne.

Want more minority heroes?  Make some, which is what's been going anyway.  It's not like anyone is complaining about their introduction.
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: B E C K on Nov 04, 2013, 12:56:51 PM
Most people would say yes if asked if Bruce Wayne came from old money.

I'll agree to disagree.

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Want more minority heroes?  Make some, which is what's been going anyway.  It's not like anyone is complaining about their introduction.

Ha ha ha, I'm not even gonna touch this one.
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 04, 2013, 06:49:18 PM
Here's your politically correct Justice League...the Multi-Culture Pals (http://video.adultswim.com/harvey-birdman-attorney-at-law/the-multi-culture-pals.html)!
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: Rumble on Nov 09, 2013, 05:23:57 PM
I always feel bad when I hear people saying that they need superheroes they can identify with.
Because I never felt any kinship with any kind of fictional hero. I was always rooting for the villains. Megatron was my childhood hero.

I'm so going to hell
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: Rama on Nov 09, 2013, 09:10:46 PM
I always  identified with Spider-Man, and the older I get the more it happens. Except I never got to bang a red headed super model....that part kinda skipped over me. Oh and the super powers...mainly just the being piss ass poor and having the worst luck in the universe. That part Peter Parker and I have in common.
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2013, 12:37:32 PM
I always feel bad when I hear people saying that they need superheroes they can identify with.
Because I never felt any kinship with any kind of fictional hero. I was always rooting for the villains.

I was the same and now with the popularity of anti-heroes, I think the bar got pushed on the villains and they're not as likable as they used to be.  Also, villains actually have the same diversity issues heroes do.
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 13, 2013, 08:19:52 PM
I always feel bad when I hear people saying that they need superheroes they can identify with.
Because I never felt any kinship with any kind of fictional hero. I was always rooting for the villains.

This is why we got so well bb <3
I love villains too
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: Rumble on Nov 20, 2013, 04:12:53 PM
Also, villains actually have the same diversity issues heroes do.

I'd think villains would be a tad more universal since they're more often some kind of alien monster, permanently masked or even never have their appearance fully revealed
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: B E C K on Nov 20, 2013, 06:51:25 PM
You'd think that but they actually aren't.
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: Rumble on Nov 21, 2013, 07:06:54 PM
Really?
I dunno, maybe you're right.


I'm still a fan of freaky looking evil monsters though
Title: Re: What a politically correct Justice League would look like
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 23, 2013, 06:23:01 PM
Really?
I dunno, maybe you're right.


I'm still a fan of freaky looking evil monsters though

Have you read Junji Ito?