The Sphere

General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Aug 25, 2004, 12:22:02 PM

Title: What the bloody fuck!
Post by: The D on Aug 25, 2004, 12:22:02 PM

Dammit Nuri, It says my sig's too long. And I had to delete most of my favorite ones. :(


"Dance, my puppets, dance! Muhahahahaha."
"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain"
"It actually DOES say 'Adam and Steve'. That's what you get for reading the translation."
"Dear humanity: QUIT IT. assholes."
"Sorry for the inconvience."
"Ok, I'm back, what did I miss? Oh shit!"
"Shut up! I'm tired of your stupid hymns."
"Have you seen my son? I sent him to get some milk a while ago..."
   - God

How is THIS too long?

Title: What the bloody fuck!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 26, 2004, 01:36:44 AM

How ISN'T it too long?  It's nine whole lines.

Title: What the bloody fuck!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 26, 2004, 02:51:58 AM

"Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky! Seven lines for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone!  Nine lines for mortal men doomed to die! One line for the dark king on his throne . . ."

See, in your case, your mortal man, and you're doomed to die, so you don't have much control.  So you should just shorten it to seven or three lines, so that you'll not die, at least not for a very long time.  Unless someone murders you, which will probally happen.

Title: What the bloody fuck!
Post by: The D on Aug 26, 2004, 01:03:37 PM

Yea, but what if I had a sig with some pictures in it. URLs can be really long sometimes :(

Title: What the bloody fuck!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 26, 2004, 01:15:34 PM

I still say it's your spoon that's causing the problems.  :P  

Title: What the bloody fuck!
Post by: The D on Aug 26, 2004, 01:57:52 PM

Yes... my 'spoon' is too big to fit in the 'bowl'.


Now, how will I eat my 'milk' and 'Lucky Charms'?



















*fails at innuendo*

Title: What the bloody fuck!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 27, 2004, 01:13:15 AM

I'll say.

Title: What the bloody fuck!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 27, 2004, 07:29:27 AM

Quote

I'll say.

Wow, that's dirty.  You should be imprisoned.