The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: IDE on Aug 14, 2013, 03:04:34 AM
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So I'm lactose intolerant. This doesn't really hurt me in any way but I could probably beat the devil in a farting contest. I mean like I can never get to that point in a relationship where it's ok to fart on/around the girl. It's just more than anyone can handle.
Anyways today I went into a restroom and ripped ass in there. Then I came out and I see this guy who I'd bet everything in my wallet is here illegally open the door and then make a "ugh" face and quickly close the door shaking his head. Then he looks at me and I tell him in english (which he probably didn't understand too well) "That's right buddy, drink in the deliciousness" and make wafting gestures towards him. He just looks at me like he wants to do something but his squat out of shape form is no match for my tallest of the children of iluvatar killing machine. So he just looks away cause we both know this is the only outcome...http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=F_J90B3il38&t=39 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=F_J90B3il38&t=39).
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Why the fuck should we care?
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You seem upset. Did someone fart on you as well?
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No, I'm usually the one farting, but I don't run around telling people about it like some kind of fart-blogger.
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That right there is a million dollar idea. Fart Blogger!
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The new term is "undocumented." Undocumented immigrant. Because people aren't illegal. Or whatever.
[awaits rant]
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I will accommodate with a quick "I'm-at-work-and-can't-take-long" spiel.
Of course. What they have done isn't illegal; it just hasn't been documented yet. It sure does sound better, despite being totally incorrect.
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That's like saying someone is an undocumented car thief.
Did that amnesty bill die in the house yet? I say we turn the country over to these clowns and watch the world burn. All the civilized people can move to elysium.