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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: MegatronYES on Apr 10, 2005, 01:20:25 PM

Title: God of War
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 10, 2005, 01:20:25 PM

No post. Must stab minotaurs in throat. Good happenings.Wait for return of Megatron.

Title: God of War
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 10, 2005, 01:52:34 PM

Wiener.

Title: God of War
Post by: B E C K on Apr 10, 2005, 11:29:41 PM

What the fuck are you blathering about there, Dert?  Or is this just an excuse to start talking about the game without actually putting any effort into doing so?

Title: God of War
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 10, 2005, 11:33:10 PM

*DING DING DING*

A prize for Nuri!

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Post by: B E C K on Apr 10, 2005, 11:49:17 PM

Fuckin' A!

Title: God of War
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 10, 2005, 11:52:08 PM

You get the MegatronYES decoder ring.

Title: God of War
Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 12:00:44 AM

Finally.  Now I can get started on that letter to the Crackerjack ppl where I officially tell them to kiss my ass.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 11, 2005, 12:05:28 AM

Get on Yahoo.

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Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 12:06:27 AM

sna?  uh, ok.

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Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 12:12:37 AM

You have three minutes to either say something or do a trick or I'm signing back off.

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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Apr 11, 2005, 12:52:21 AM

Wow, guys, I just put Goof Off on my Shinobi disc. I hate myself.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 11, 2005, 02:13:00 AM

"Damn...  You dumb boy."

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Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 02:00:42 PM

I need a translator for Rampy.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 02:37:48 PM

Sex took me away all weekend. Goddamn the day after the period is over is a great time... :)

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 11, 2005, 02:40:26 PM

Am I the only one who don't care shit about tom's sex life and find it gross, repulsive and grotesque that he talks about it here?

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Post by: Max Con on Apr 11, 2005, 02:40:35 PM

Because we care.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 02:41:28 PM

Sex is great ^_^

Faye is just pissed because the infection is keeping her from getting any.

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Post by: Merla on Apr 11, 2005, 02:43:30 PM

Shut up people!  I don't wanna here about anyone's sex life.  :joe:  

Title: God of War
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 02:44:47 PM

Go find a nice young man to love you up!

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 11, 2005, 02:46:56 PM

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Shut up people!  I don't wanna here about anyone's sex life.  :joe:

especially if its about tom. men like him shouldnt be having sex.

Title: God of War
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 02:48:48 PM

With you? Definately. @.x; My seed can lead the world! If they intermingled with your drunken slutty eggs, they'd become lil Eichmans!

Title: God of War
Post by: Merla on Apr 11, 2005, 02:49:38 PM

It's not something you wanna think about other people doing.  It puts unwanted images in my head.  :blink:  :o  :lol:





Peace Everyone. Peace.  :(

Title: God of War
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 02:50:09 PM

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It's not something you wanna think about other people doing.  It puts unwanted images in my head.  :blink:  :o  :lol:

You don't like sex?

Title: God of War
Post by: Merla on Apr 11, 2005, 02:51:46 PM

I do when it's nice and slow.  I don't like that rough shit. Not to knock anyone who does.  Whatever turns you on.  

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 11, 2005, 02:52:47 PM

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With you? Definately. @.x; My seed can lead the world! If they intermingled with your drunken slutty eggs, they'd become lil Eichmans!

dude not even my fucking dog would fuck you. your gf must be blind

Title: God of War
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 02:54:28 PM

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With you? Definately. @.x; My seed can lead the world! If they intermingled with your drunken slutty eggs, they'd become lil Eichmans!

dude not even my fucking dog would fuck you. your gf must be blind

I wouldn't want to fuck your dog. What the fuck is your dog doing fucking around with humans? That is some sick ass shit right there. Pedophellia is nothing against some real heavy beastiality @.x;

Peru is a scary place.

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Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 02:57:20 PM

I also don't want to hear about tom's sex life.  :x

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 02:57:48 PM

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I also don't want to hear about tom's sex life.  :x

You'd rather hear about Faye's slutty dog?

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 11, 2005, 02:58:11 PM

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I wouldn't want to fuck your dog. What the fuck is your dog doing fucking around with humans? That is some sick ass shit right there. Pedophellia is nothing against some real heavy beastiality @.x;

 

isnt that what your gf is doing with fucking you?

Title: God of War
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 02:59:03 PM

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I wouldn't want to fuck your dog. What the fuck is your dog doing fucking around with humans? That is some sick ass shit right there. Pedophellia is nothing against some real heavy beastiality @.x;

 

isnt that what your gf is doing with fucking you?

Doggy style rocks. You should know that.

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Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 03:01:14 PM

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I also don't want to hear about tom's sex life.  :x

You'd rather hear about Faye's slutty dog?

At least the dog won't talk about her period at the same time.

Title: God of War
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 03:02:53 PM

Instead it will probably talk about how tasty it's own anus is @.x

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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Apr 11, 2005, 03:07:36 PM

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I need a translator for Rampy.

I put this solvent called Goof Off on a videogame disc of mine in an attempt to remove this sticker residue that got on the readable side.

The plastic melted.

Title: God of War
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 11, 2005, 03:15:42 PM

You need to use "Goo Gone", not "Goof Off".  Also, never buy used games.  That's dumb too.
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Title: God of War
Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 03:21:18 PM

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Instead it will probably talk about how tasty it's own anus is @.x

Beats hearing you doing it.   :lol:


And that sucks, Rampy.

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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Apr 11, 2005, 03:23:25 PM

I really should have paid attention to the little "may damage plastics" thing on the side of the can.  :unsure:  

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 03:29:52 PM

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Instead it will probably talk about how tasty it's own anus is @.x

Beats hearing you doing it.   :lol:


And that sucks, Rampy.

Hey, it's not my fault if I detect a hint of chickory.

Title: God of War
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 11, 2005, 05:39:43 PM

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I really should have paid attention to the little "may damage plastics" thing on the side of the can.  :unsure:

Indeed.  It's especially harsh on clear plastics.

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 11, 2005, 06:10:53 PM

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Instead it will probably talk about how tasty it's own anus is @.x

i thought you were King-up-the-butt

Title: God of War
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 11, 2005, 06:29:53 PM

He's like that new Burger King mascot, only with glasses and a "filthy sanchez" instead of a beard...

Title: God of War
Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 06:45:16 PM

LOL

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 07:02:08 PM

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Instead it will probably talk about how tasty it's own anus is @.x

i thought you were King-up-the-butt

I don't get that insult?

Title: God of War
Post by: The D on Apr 11, 2005, 11:05:41 PM

You know, Adam Sessler was talking about God Of War just now as I read this....

>_>

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 11, 2005, 11:17:16 PM

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Instead it will probably talk about how tasty it's own anus is @.x

i thought you were King-up-the-butt

I don't get that insult?

that you like giving and receiving in the ass
you said that before, dont lie

Title: God of War
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 12, 2005, 12:39:07 PM

:huh: Um. Anyway........

Finished God of War. Absolute masterpiece.

Title: God of War
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 12, 2005, 01:37:02 PM

edit: forget it i thought you were talking about the book <_<  

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Post by: Merla on Apr 12, 2005, 02:18:50 PM

Mwhahhahaha.  I thought he was talking about a game.  

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 12, 2005, 04:53:50 PM

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Instead it will probably talk about how tasty it's own anus is @.x

i thought you were King-up-the-butt

I don't get that insult?

that you like giving and receiving in the ass
you said that before, dont lie

That was a horrible insult then. No wonder the Nazi's used ovens against the Jews.

Title: God of War
Post by: The D on Apr 12, 2005, 05:07:02 PM

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Mwhahhahaha.  I thought he was talking about a game.

He IS talking about a video game (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002XL3BA/103-0744174-8733446?v=glance)

at least I think he is.


So it's good. Now I'm tempted to try it.

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Post by: Fiero on Apr 12, 2005, 07:41:22 PM

I played the demo and almost cried.

Title: God of War
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 13, 2005, 04:30:48 AM

There's tits.

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 13, 2005, 10:41:09 AM

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That was a horrible insult then. No wonder the Nazi's used ovens against the Jews.

what???
dude shut the fuck up

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 13, 2005, 11:36:19 AM

:)

Ok ok. No more nazi jokes as long as you come up with some decent insults that fit the conversation.

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 13, 2005, 12:32:15 PM

look WHO is fucking talking. your jokes are the lamest and you are a thread killer. what else

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 13, 2005, 12:50:35 PM

Rumble's opinions are even worse, @.x;

He was a damn dirty dutch, they folded to the Nazi's alot easier than the French did.

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 13, 2005, 01:06:58 PM

you are a pussy for talking shit about him while hes not here to defend himself.

and I too think you are a thread killer

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Post by: Fiero on Apr 13, 2005, 01:54:58 PM

This thread's been dead for about four or five posts now.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 13, 2005, 02:35:15 PM

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you are a pussy for talking shit about him while hes not here to defend himself.

and I too think you are a thread killer

He's the pussy for running when he can't take it. At least you have bigger balls then he does. I commend you for your huge balls.

Title: God of War
Post by: The D on Apr 13, 2005, 02:56:13 PM

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all!)
 

Title: God of War
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 13, 2005, 03:38:52 PM

Knock on wood.

Title: God of War
Post by: Fiero on Apr 13, 2005, 04:01:39 PM

That might hurt with such big balls.