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Title: Fappy Easter!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 31, 2013, 09:22:12 PM: I kept forgetting it's Easter. So meh. Another day, another stolen Pagan holiday.

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Title: Re: Fappy Easter!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 01, 2013, 11:34:02 PM: So I gots Easter candy. Picked out the Reese's first and ate 'em. Because they're always the first to die no matter the season.
Title: Re: Fappy Easter!
Post by: Rama on Apr 02, 2013, 02:50:26 AM: And April's Fool day too....which I hate. It is a day that gives people permission to unearth your dreams and then crush them and laugh about it.
Title: Re: Fappy Easter!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 02, 2013, 05:43:30 AM: Quote from: B E C K on Mar 31, 2013, 09:22:12 PM
I kept forgetting it's Easter. So meh. Another day, another stolen Pagan holiday.

(http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/funny-easter-pic.jpg)
I dont know how rabbits and eggs are related to the death of Jesus
Title: Re: Fappy Easter!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 02, 2013, 05:44:06 AM: Quote from: Rama on Apr 02, 2013, 02:50:26 AM
It is a day that gives people permission to unearth your dreams and then crush them and laugh about it.
MURRICAH
Title: Re: Fappy Easter!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Apr 02, 2013, 08:59:57 AM: Quote from: Faye Valentine on Apr 02, 2013, 05:43:30 AM
I dont know how rabbits and eggs are related to the death of Jesus
Rabbits fuck like crazy. Eggs are a sign of birth. Both are related to the idea of spring and rebirth which are part of the spring celebration which existed prior to the Jesus myth coopting those celebrations.

Perhaps a better statement would be I don't understand what the death of Jesus has to do with Spring. The answer is rebirth.
Title: Re: Fappy Easter!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Apr 02, 2013, 09:05:37 AM: What most people don't realize is that everyone who goes to church on Sundays is celebrating the resurrection every week. The only reason there's a yearly is because the pope needed something to replace the pagan crap and give his people one more stupid obligation to live up to if they ever want to get out of purgatory and providing feast days kept them on-board.
Title: Re: Fappy Easter!
Post by: Rumble on Apr 03, 2013, 01:20:14 PM: Quote from: Faye Valentine on Apr 02, 2013, 05:43:30 AM
I dont know how rabbits and eggs are related to the death of Jesus

Don't you know the bunny died for your sins?
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Title: Re: Fappy Easter!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 03, 2013, 01:38:45 PM: Poor purple cuddly wabbit-Jesus! Damn those Romans! Damn them to the pits of Tartarus!
Title: Re: Fappy Easter!
Post by: Fiero on Apr 12, 2013, 10:51:05 AM: Stabbed by the Spear of Leporidae
Title: Re: Fappy Easter!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 12, 2013, 03:49:30 PM: Quote from: Fiero on Apr 12, 2013, 10:51:05 AM
Stabbed by the Spear of Longinus

fixed
Title: Re: Fappy Easter!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 13, 2013, 10:55:11 PM: B-b-but it was rabbit humor. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leporidae
Title: Re: Fappy Easter!
Post by: Fiero on Apr 16, 2013, 03:01:53 PM: Quote from: Faye Valentine on Apr 12, 2013, 03:49:30 PM
Quote from: Fiero on Apr 12, 2013, 10:51:05 AM
Stabbed by the Spear of Longinus

fixed

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Quote from: B E C K on Apr 13, 2013, 10:55:11 PM
B-b-but it was rabbit humor. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leporidae

Beck, you get me. You really get me, you know?
Title: Re: Fappy Easter!
Post by: Rumble on Apr 16, 2013, 04:35:59 PM: Longinus, is he related to Biggus Dickus?

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D2K8_jgiNqUc
Title: Re: Fappy Easter!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 16, 2013, 06:39:50 PM: Quote from: Fiero on Apr 16, 2013, 03:01:53 PM
Beck, you get me. You really get me, you know?

;D BTW, edited it so we could see Picard's smexy face. :aroused:
Title: Re: Fappy Easter!
Post by: Fiero on Apr 18, 2013, 09:59:33 AM: Quote from: B E C K on Apr 16, 2013, 06:39:50 PM
Quote from: Fiero on Apr 16, 2013, 03:01:53 PM
Beck, you get me. You really get me, you know?

;D BTW, edited it so we could see Picard's smexy face. :aroused:

Good. No one should have to not see that face. I'd rub that head.
Title: Re: Fappy Easter!
Post by: Fiero on Apr 18, 2013, 10:00:16 AM: Quote from: Rumble on Apr 16, 2013, 04:35:59 PM
Longinus, is he related to Biggus Dickus?

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D2K8_jgiNqUc

No, Brian, sir.