The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Mar 14, 2013, 05:49:03 PM
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Lethargy, scratchy throat, soreness, hot/cold sweats... oh, yeah, I also dreamt I was a communist. Like one of those ones that sings as I work. Like a communist "7 dwarves" but taller. So I called in sick to work today. It seems like a cold to me. I dunno.
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I always take the entire week off after I had a dream where I was a communist
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It's not less if you're a singing communist? I mean, that's better, right?
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No, that's way worse.
If I were you I wouldn't come into work any more for at least the rest of the month
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Oh. Well, that won't do. What if I come in body but not in spirit?
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I think this is how the movie Jacob's Ladder starts.
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omg menopause Nuri
god bless
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At 31?
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At 31?
its called a joke
Also, i thought she was a bit older than 31?
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Yeah, by my count she's *real* old.
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I'm 32 but I'm actually older. For single women, there's a different formula. ((#Children * π) * #Baby Daddies) + Biological Age. In the event there are no children, use (#Residing Cats * π) + Biological Age. No, no, wait. Then you subtract total number of Lords of the Rings Extended Edition viewings. Meh, still in my fifties.
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No...no...if you are 32 that means I'm.......33.....shit.
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I just turned...13?
Hah! I'm younger than IDE now!
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Christ, am I the oldest person here?
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35. :(
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13 squirrel years is 35 in human years.
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Bernie, Merla, and IDE would've all been older if they hadn't already gone to the Undying Lands.
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Bernie, Merla, and IDE would've all been older if they hadn't already gone to the Undying Lands.
Its called Valinor
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I'll believe Bernie and Merla went there, but I think IDE caught some uncleaness from dirty Orc he met at the Green Dragon.
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Bah! Who hasn't?
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I'm 28 and I feel like I'm going to die any day now from old age.
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stfu
im 29 and i read somewhere that 28 is the best age for women. WELL THAT SHIP HAS SAILED NOW, HASNT IT
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Time for a sex change Fiero.
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Dude, you're gonna be a hoooooooooot chick. Make sure to keep the facial hair.
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Hey, at least I'll be able to get a job travelling the world.
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You want to be a stewardess?
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Omg, get me discounted tickets somewhere. That would be so awesome. Do it with your beard.
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You want to be a stewardess?
I think he was referring to becoming a porta potty. A ho that gets paid big bucks by the arabs so they can shit on them
Almost same as stewardess but they dont wear uniforms
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What kind of plane ticket would I need to be allowed to shit on a stewardess?
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First class on Etihad Airways
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Or any class on Poop Airlines Arabia.
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I nearly shit on an air waitress on the way to KC last week, but it was because the ride was so hellish.
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Why was that≥? also what airline? actually nevermind, all US airlines suck balls
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All airlines suck balls. If God wanted us to fly he'd given us jetpacks
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All airlines suck balls. If God wanted us to fly he'd given us jetpacks
Change all airlines to all american airlines plus some european ones. Ive always have positive experiences with airlines from 3rd world countries. Except North Eastern Airlines from China, but is China even a 3rd world country now?
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American Airlines can bite a nut.
Though, in their defense, we were traveling over a massive line of thunderstorms that had DFW flights grounded for two hours.