The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Apr 06, 2005, 03:31:56 PM
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http://iusedtobelieve.com/sex/rude_bits/ (http://iusedtobelieve.com/sex/rude_bits/)
i used to believe that everyone had the same private parts until they were 18 and that when a boy turned 18 the little flap of skin that you pee out of turned into a penis. i was so terrified that i was actually a boy and would grow a penis.
I used to think that when you had sex you would grow a dick (bearing in mind that everyone in my family was female)and men had dicks cos they'd had sex.
When I was in elementary school, I learned from a classmate that gay people are men who have sex with each other. I couldn't for the life of me figure out how that worked and somehow came to the conclusion that it involved dueling with penises. I didn't learn of my error until well into middle school, and to this day when I think of gay people penis dueling is the first thing that jumps to my mind.
When I was about 13 (I'm just about 14), I used to believe that EVERYTIME I'd masterbate, God would kill a kitten.
:lol:
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When I was in elementary school, I learned from a classmate that gay people are men who have sex with each other. I couldn't for the life of me figure out how that worked and somehow came to the conclusion that it involved dueling with penises. I didn't learn of my error until well into middle school, and to this day when I think of gay people penis dueling is the first thing that jumps to my mind.
:lol: I thought that way too!!!
I used to think that you had to be married to have children. Not like that, but that you'd get married and about a year later the wife would pop out a kid! Then I thought that you had to have another wedding to have another kid. Don't know where I got that idea from.
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I remember thinking testicles held a spare penis. :lol:
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I thought that girls were the best thing ever. My dad kept his playboys in a picnic basket in his bathroom... :D
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When I was like 5 or 6, I thought that babies were pooped out and that's why they would never show a birth on TV.
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I thought girls peed out of their butt because they didn't have a penis, I came to the same conclusion about baby delivery.
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I don;t have any memory of me thinking something crazy about where babies come from :-/ but my friend used to believe that when a man and a woman sleep together in the same bed, they breathe on the same air and this would make the woman pregnant, so cuteee
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Yeah, I never had any of those ideas either. I ate up a lot of PBS as a kid.
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When I was 4 or 5 I would watch pr0n on friday nights with my uncles and I remember thinking that women grew their breats one at a time.
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I never saw pr0n as a kid but I remember seeing racier material than a girl my age should've. I remember thinking penises were disgusting. Wait, I still do.
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amen.
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I never saw pr0n as a kid but I remember seeing racier material than a girl my age should've. I remember thinking penises were disgusting. Wait, I still do.
Jesus.
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It's not my fault they are. God or whoever just wasn't trying that day.
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When I was 4 or 5 I would watch pr0n on friday nights with my uncles and I remember thinking that women grew their breats one at a time.
:lol:
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It's not my fault they are. God or whoever just wasn't trying that day.
No kidding. I mean, it's such an important part of the body you'd think that it could develop into something better looking.
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To be fair, there are alot of nasty looking pussies out there.
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They call sex bumping uglies for a reason.
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It's not my fault they are. God or whoever just wasn't trying that day.
No kidding. I mean, it's such an important part of the body you'd think that it could develop into something better looking.
like a flower?
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It's not my fault they are. God or whoever just wasn't trying that day.
No kidding. I mean, it's such an important part of the body you'd think that it could develop into something better looking.
When did you and Nuri and the rest of the girls in here become lesbians?
And if you think penises are nasty, I've seen worse labia.
http://pics.livejournal.com/thenewwavechick/pic/0003bwhf (http://pics.livejournal.com/thenewwavechick/pic/0003bwhf)
Some of the camwhores on LJ are scary :blink:
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I'd hit ti.
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To be fair, you'd probably hit Typhoid Mary...
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:o @ the image
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It's not my fault they are. God or whoever just wasn't trying that day.
No kidding. I mean, it's such an important part of the body you'd think that it could develop into something better looking.
When did you and Nuri and the rest of the girls in here become lesbians?
And if you think penises are nasty, I've seen worse labia.
http://pics.livejournal.com/thenewwavechick/pic/0003bwhf (http://pics.livejournal.com/thenewwavechick/pic/0003bwhf)
Some of the camwhores on LJ are scary :blink:
There not the best looking things and that doesn't mean we are lesbians.
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It's not my fault they are. God or whoever just wasn't trying that day.
No kidding. I mean, it's such an important part of the body you'd think that it could develop into something better looking.
When did you and Nuri and the rest of the girls in here become lesbians?
And if you think penises are nasty, I've seen worse labia.
http://pics.livejournal.com/thenewwavechick/pic/0003bwhf (http://pics.livejournal.com/thenewwavechick/pic/0003bwhf)
Some of the camwhores on LJ are scary :blink:
what the fuck is thaaaatt
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that doesn't mean we are lesbians.
Yeah! :angry:
Some of us are bi. :P
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ZING!!
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that doesn't mean we are lesbians.
Yeah! :angry:
Some of us are bi. :P
:blink: Seriously? Never knew that. :lol:
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Monogamous, though. Since I'm happily married, I consider it an expanded appreciation. :)
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what famous chicks do you find hot?
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"rodiumustoe asked her, with one hand creeping down his pants."
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what the fuck is thaaaatt
A camwhore on livejournal. (http://pics.livejournal.com/thenewwavechick/pic/0003aq3d)
Edit:
I just got kicked from a chatroom for posting that pic. Hey, it's not my fault some angsty bitch on LJ has to post her Staypuff Marshmellow ass on her journal.
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What, is she naked or something? I'm not clicking that.
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Well thats not a very flattering picture, or maybe it is depending on your perspective.
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Whatever you enjoy.
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That made me want to vomit. Seriously.
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What, is she naked or something? I'm not clicking that.
shes naked, but she doesn't have a thingie
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What, a penis? Was I suppose to expect she have one or something? :blink:
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No, she's so fat that her vagina is concealed by layers of fat.
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Oh, and that's not a fat joke either. THat's what's actually in the picture.
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And I want to see this WHY, Doug?
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You wouldn't.
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That he expresses surprise for being kicked out of a chat for posting that baffles me. I know it shouldn't.
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Well, for one...it's Doug.
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Haha.
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what famous chicks do you find hot?
An odd assortment - no particular type that I can tell:
Uma Thurman, most of the time
Tori Amos
Moira Kelly sometimes. Same for Kate Winset - it's the mouth....
Keira Knightley
Ziyi Zhang
And from their younger days:
Iman (model married to David Bowie)
Anne Lambert (http://www.screenmusings.net/images/picnic_007.jpg) from the Picnic at Hanging Rock era
Debbie Harry (Blondie)
And if I'd been alive in the 1930's, Vivien Leigh would have been mine. :lol:
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And if I'd been alive in the 1930's, Vivien Leigh would have been mine. :lol:
Uma Thurman- Hell NO
Tori Amos- Don't recall what she looks like. Know that she's a redhead so that's a plus.
Moira Kelly- kinda odd looking. Kate Winset .... Okay.
Keira Knightley- Okay.
Ziyi Zhang- Who? Sounds Hawt tho.
Vivien Leigh - :wub: :wub: :wub:
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My perusement of Uma is from things like Baron Munchausen, Dangerous Liaisons, The Golden Bowl and Henry & June. I don't care much for her in present-day roles.
Ziyi Zhang (http://ziyiforever.primenova.com/pictures/cthd/001.jpg) - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, House of Flying Daggers
Tori (http://www.toriamos.com/)
And one of my favorite Vivien (http://www.vivien-leigh.com/portpage10.jpg) pictures for good measure. :D
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Oh, I thought Debbie Harry and Iman were so gorgeous in their younger days, too.
Mine are Elizabeth Hurley, Angelina Jolie, Francoise Yip, and Jada Pinkett Smith.
Actress Jolie named sexiest woman
Angelina Jolie has been named the world's sexiest woman.
The 29-year-old actress beat the likes of actresses Halle Berry and Scarlett Johansson, US socialite Phucking Heiress-Whore, Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher and Pamela Anderson.
FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2005 poll was voted for by more than 15 million in 27 countries.
FHM editor Ross Brown said: "Angelina Jolie has featured highly in the competition for the last for the last couple of years and she is a deserved winner of the global poll."
Other notables on the list include British actress Keira Knightley, Russian tennis star Maria Sharapova and Latin actress Sofia Vergara.
Last year's winner, Britney Spears did not even make the list of 100.
Because she's not hot! That she won last year is shameful. BLECH. And Teri Hatcher and the infamous hotel heiress-whore could hardly be called "competition" for Angelina.
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Keira Knigthley?? Sofia Vergara? wtf?
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Britney is not sexy at all. She's a dirty whore and I can't wait till she vanishes.
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Halle, Pam, and Scarlett aren't competition for Angelina either.
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:o Oh how could I forget Angelina Jolie.
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I thought Debbie Harry and Iman were so gorgeous in their younger days, too.
Too bad they couldn't make the X-Men movies in the 80's. Iman wa who I always pictured as Storm.
Forgot two honorable mentions: Mia Sara (Legend, Ferris Beuller) and Billie Piper (http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/characters/)
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for me the prettiest one is Adriana Lima
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for me the prettiest one is Adriana Lima.
Oh yes she is hot stuff. The best Victoria Secret model ever. :wub: :wub: :wub
Adriana (http://img.atpictures.com/adriana/894101_Adria_Nevad.jpg)
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She's ok, but her face is kinda evil looking in that pic. o.o
VIDA GUERRA!!!
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I'll second that.
VIDA GUERRA!!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/1732.jpg)
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You posted a fuckin pic of her without showing that ass? AND YOU'RE A BLACK MAN!?
(http://pictureposter.allbrand.nu/pictures/tomduo/1vida.jpg)
Mi puertoriccena can compete, but still, gold medal goes to Vida.
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Very nice.
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You could set a beer on that sucka.
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You could set a beer on that sucka.
dude, why isn't your user posted image not working?
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That Vida chick has an odd face. Adriana's purty tho'.
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You could set a beer on that sucka.
dude, why isn't your user posted image not working?
Maybe being too f'in big has something to do with that. It did eventually load for me however.
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You could set a beer on that sucka.
dude, why isn't your user posted image not working?
Maybe being too f'in big has something to do with that. It did eventually load for me however.
It loaded for me but only once in the reply screen, very strange.
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That Vida chick has an odd face.
word
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who is lookin at the face? And I think it's cute.
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she looks like a transexual
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you're insane.
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She's jealous of her ass.
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nope im not
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I'd really like to see that image again, please.
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I like this picture:
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And this one:
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That last one I can't see.
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Tom, did you get that link I sent you?
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Hmm?
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yeah, I don't know why it did that.
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I emailed you a link to some pictures that were hacked from Vida's cellphone.
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That email that is on my profile is wrong, it should be dlang001@fiu.edu or tomduo@gmail.com
Any lesbo stuff?
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I emailed you a link to some pictures that were hacked from Vida's cellphone.
RSIxidor@yahoo.com
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Just cut out the middle man already.
teh naked!
http://www.kaktuz.com/1615-V...s_cell_phone_hacked_NSFW.html (http://www.kaktuz.com/1615-V...s_cell_phone_hacked_NSFW.html)
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Yeah, I had already googled them.
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Same here. Nice puss.
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Just cut out the middle man already.
teh naked!
http://www.kaktuz.com/1615-V...s_cell_phone_hacked_NSFW.html (http://www.kaktuz.com/1615-V...s_cell_phone_hacked_NSFW.html)
omg poor girl thats so embarassing!
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Just cut out the middle man already.
teh naked!
http://www.kaktuz.com/1615-V...s_cell_phone_hacked_NSFW.html (http://www.kaktuz.com/1615-V...s_cell_phone_hacked_NSFW.html)
omg poor girl thats so embarassing!
Do you have a Sidekick, Faye-faye?
j/k
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http://guerravida.com/fanclub (http://guerravida.com/fanclub)
^_^
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she could be my maid if she wants to
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She has more money than you do, you know.
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nah i dont think so
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she looks like a transexual
word. And I always look at the face. Faces are important and I need my paper bags for other things.
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o.O how is the face a horse face? Now Jen Gardner, she's a horse faced whore.
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I don't like that Miss Alias's face either but her face owns that Guerra chick's. Now square butt-girl against the squinty sickle-eyebrowed hog-faced Kate from LOST and that might be a difficult one to call.
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Was that even English?
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It was Nuriese.
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Was that even English?
I understood :blink:
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Awe Kate isn't ugly. :(
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Was that even English?
I'm sorry. I always forget the semi-literate.
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EDIT: Damn wrong thread -_-;
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Har har. Now get on Yahoo.