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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Apr 05, 2005, 03:01:28 PM

Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 05, 2005, 03:01:28 PM
Opening day got cancelled.  :joe:





















All the Cardinals are in Rome.... :P  
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 05, 2005, 03:35:15 PM
Boo.
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 05, 2005, 10:30:22 PM
Today my boss said to a random customer: "What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino."
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 06, 2005, 09:47:42 AM
Good thing Nuri retired the thrown tomato emoticon.  :P  
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: B E C K on Apr 07, 2005, 12:11:43 AM
(http://www.darthnuriko.com/emoticons/R-T/tomato.gif)
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 07, 2005, 09:47:26 AM
*catches tomatoes & makes REAL spaghetti sauce for Nuri*
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 07, 2005, 11:39:37 AM
I'd loan you my spaghetti tree, but I'm with Nuri on this issue.
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 07, 2005, 02:51:32 PM
Wow, another Ragu fan?  :huh:  Anyone like Classico (http://www.classico.com/html/products/home.asp)?  I always have a couple of jars for when I'm too waxed to cook anything that needs much tending.
 
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 07, 2005, 02:58:25 PM
Yeah, I actually like Ragu a pretty good deal.  Though on most occasions, I'll create my own sauce.
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: Merla on Apr 08, 2005, 07:47:46 AM
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Yeah, I actually like Ragu a pretty good deal.  Though on most occasions, I'll create my own sauce.
Ewwwww....  :lol:  
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: Bitch on Apr 09, 2005, 11:27:37 AM
You make your own sauce, but you still like Ragu? Do you start with a stick of butter or something?
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2005, 04:05:48 PM
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I'd loan you my spaghetti tree, but I'm with Nuri on this issue.
Ha!  W00t!
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 11, 2005, 11:54:23 AM
Even when I use Classico, I fool with it. I get fresh rosemary & parsey from outside, throw in mushrooms, wine, etc.   Ragu just reminds me of eating at my former in-law's. I loved my mother-in-law to pieces, but she coudn't cook worth a shit.  :P  
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 11, 2005, 03:26:26 PM
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You make your own sauce, but you still like Ragu? Do you start with a stick of butter or something?
I'll start with tomato paste and fresh tomatoes.  From there, I'll add vegetables, cooked beef and sausage.  As it's cooking I'll season it until it starts tasting good.
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 03:28:23 PM
I'm not into all of this seasoning crap.  I only season stuff when I get bored.  I don't like it when too many things are going on in my food.
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 11, 2005, 05:41:42 PM
You also like the smell of farts.
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 05:57:18 PM
??
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 11, 2005, 06:30:46 PM
Haha... I confused you!
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 12, 2005, 12:43:33 PM
:: fart ::
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: B E C K on Apr 13, 2005, 12:14:34 AM
:x
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 13, 2005, 04:30:02 AM
Dare you vomit on MY flatulence!?
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 13, 2005, 07:16:20 PM
I clapped, that was a most excellent fart.
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Apr 14, 2005, 03:11:21 PM
So, the news today said that after little league game, a 13-year-old boy beat his 15-year-old friend to death with a baseball bat.
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 14, 2005, 11:25:06 PM
Ahhh,,, America's national pasttime.
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: B E C K on Apr 15, 2005, 05:17:33 PM
Fucking kids.
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 16, 2005, 11:58:30 PM
Um. Maybe that's just Texas' pasttime................... :unsure:  
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 17, 2005, 01:11:12 AM
I thought that was random Anal sex? Wait, that was the rest areas.
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 17, 2005, 05:54:58 PM
And the YMCA.
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: Fiero on Apr 17, 2005, 08:42:17 PM
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Um. Maybe that's just Texas' pasttime................... :unsure:
Wrong, Texas is lover with death penalty.
Title: More trouble in baseball
Post by: B E C K on Apr 17, 2005, 10:25:24 PM
Damn straight.  Killin' kids shake-and-bake style, that's where it's at.  Yee-HAW.