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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 01, 2005, 04:58:42 PM

Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 01, 2005, 04:58:42 PM: Okay. It's known My father and I sell stuff on Ebay. And on occasion we end up dealing with people who either send their payment really fucking late or not at all.... And I just read a response to one of our items that's going to piss my father off to no end. Hell, I'M PISSED OFF.

We were selling these figures online, a Mr. Freeze and Joker from the ANimated Series toyline, and the guy that ended up winning it sent the payment....Two months after the auction ended.
So, when the transaction's complete, it's common courtesy to leave feedback. In this case, we put a neutral comment stating "Received payment two months after auctions end." Well, this fucker, in response to the feedback...

"sent $ by usps if paypal would have been an option $ would have hit immediately"

1: IT'S CLEARLY STATED on EVERY Auction we run; WE DO NOT ACCEPT PAYPAL. You have a PROBLEM with this, do not bid! Simple as that! Do not WHINE. DO NOT COMPLAIN.

2. A Money order/chell often arrives two to three days after mailing. His arrived TWO MONTHS LATER. What the fuck? DId he JUST learn how to WRITE? Jesus christ....

And not only that, we got an email now that says basically...
"Why 4 u leave neutral feedback? that's totally an-necessary(YES HE SPELLED IT LIKE THIS)! I'd be saying this 2 ur face but you'd only hide behind comments left on a keyboard."

...Motherfucker, I DARE you. I DOUBLE Dare the asshole to come say this to my face. Motherfucker better bring himself a gun too, because I'll kick his ass. Not only would I Kick his ass, my DAD would kick his ass, dig a hole out in our field, and bury the motherfucker alive! It's not a matter of "Keyboard comments", it's a matter of "You sent the payment two months late dumbass. What'd you expect? POSITIVE?" He's lucky we didn't leave NEGATIVE feedback.
Dumbasses. Stupid, motherfucking, dumbasses.
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 01, 2005, 06:39:53 PM: Wait, wait... Did you guys still send him the item?
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 01, 2005, 06:41:46 PM: He sent the payment, we sent the item. Not MY call, it was my Dad's.
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 01, 2005, 06:43:11 PM: Oh... After two weeks of not seeing any form of payment, I'd have cut him off.
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Fiero on Apr 01, 2005, 07:28:33 PM: Quote
Oh... After two weeks of not seeing any form of payment, I'd have cut him off.
Me too, fuck 'em.
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Merla on Apr 01, 2005, 09:47:21 PM: I can't believe you waited two months. <_<

Seems like that dude needs to get an education, some etiquette, and sense of timing.
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 01, 2005, 10:25:15 PM: Seriously. ANd needs to learn how to read.
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 02, 2005, 02:05:23 AM: For ultimate revenge, you ought to post his street address on a board full of assholes. I'm sure he'd get his share "funny" items.
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 02, 2005, 02:10:37 AM: You are such a dork.
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 02, 2005, 02:26:19 AM: Yeah and you're a homo...but what are you gonna do.
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 02, 2005, 02:28:59 AM: Fuck your sweet asshole.
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: The D on Apr 02, 2005, 10:44:27 PM: EMMY VS INTERNET NEWBIE

LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW.

SATURDAY NIGHT ONLY 8PM

ONLY $10
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 02, 2005, 11:52:00 PM: Why would I wanna pay to watch a Geek fest? I could just as easily go on a Naruto fanboard and say the show sucks and make my own.

Wow, that sounds fun.
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 03, 2005, 10:19:30 AM: Quote
EMMY VS INTERNET NEWBIE

LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW.

SATURDAY NIGHT ONLY 8PM

ONLY $10
That fight would only last about two minutes, and All the money would go directly to my pocket.
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Guest on Apr 03, 2005, 08:58:08 PM: You're a generous soul, E. Most ppl would've left a negative. What an asshole. He should've been damn grateful to not get a negative feedback.

~Nu
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 03, 2005, 08:59:42 PM: Nu? Nu who? Nu-wave?!
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 03, 2005, 11:52:27 PM: Nu-Type?
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Fiero on Apr 04, 2005, 12:04:16 AM: Nu-Metal? Nu-trisse?
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 04, 2005, 12:10:06 AM: "Nu-tered" ?
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 04, 2005, 12:18:42 AM: Naru-Nu-tard?
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Fiero on Apr 04, 2005, 12:46:40 AM: Nu-gina?
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 04, 2005, 03:05:14 AM: "Whoa, like, KeaNU Reeves?"
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 04, 2005, 03:41:22 AM: "Whoa. Like hey'all. Like... This here's... Uh...the Max...CON?..."
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 04, 2005, 09:58:56 AM: Quote
"Whoa, like, KeaNU Reeves?"
I totally saved Heaven with my PSP.
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Fiero on Apr 04, 2005, 10:34:19 AM: Quote

Quote
"Whoa, like, KeaNU Reeves?"
I totally saved Heaven with my PSP.
You have one?
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 04, 2005, 12:24:24 PM: Quote

Quote

Quote
"Whoa, like, KeaNU Reeves?"
I totally saved Heaven with my PSP.
You have one?
Satan's greatest illusion. God hates the mormons. THEIR HOMELAND IS IN UTAH!!! THEIR LAKE IS FULLA SALT!!!
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Fiero on Apr 04, 2005, 01:23:33 PM: Quote

Quote

Quote

Quote
"Whoa, like, KeaNU Reeves?"
I totally saved Heaven with my PSP.
You have one?
Satan's greatest illusion. God hates the mormons. THEIR HOMELAND IS IN UTAH!!! THEIR LAKE IS FULLA SALT!!!
So the Mormon's will always stay afloat?
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 04, 2005, 02:28:00 PM: They'll eventually die of dehydration.
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 05, 2005, 08:18:07 AM: Now that's leather I'd wear! :)
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Merla on Apr 05, 2005, 01:15:58 PM: Leather panties! WOO HOO! :lol:
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 05, 2005, 02:20:30 PM: Don't tell me... You had another sex dream about Emerid, eBay and leather panties?
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Merla on Apr 05, 2005, 09:33:19 PM: Jesus Fuck! No!
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 05, 2005, 10:07:40 PM: Okay, just sex with eBay and leather panties... That clears it up.
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 06, 2005, 09:49:03 AM: Too bad. She probably could have sold the leather panties on Ebay after the sex.
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 07, 2005, 03:16:33 AM: Personally, I wouldn't go over $30
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 07, 2005, 09:51:04 AM: Now if they had a stain that looked like someone....
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 07, 2005, 11:41:38 AM: Ceasar Chavez.
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 07, 2005, 01:50:55 PM: Quote
Ceasar Chavez.
Cesar!
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 07, 2005, 02:08:15 PM: Ceasar Chavez is the lesser known Chavez.
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 07, 2005, 02:46:39 PM: Love his salad dressing. ^_^
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Merla on Apr 08, 2005, 07:48:43 AM: Quote
Okay, just sex with eBay and leather panties... That clears it up.
Fuck No!
Title: Motherfucker on Ebay.
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 08, 2005, 05:41:34 PM: Crystal clear.