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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: X Rama Shatan X on Apr 01, 2005, 04:48:07 PM

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Post by: X Rama Shatan X on Apr 01, 2005, 04:48:07 PM: WE CAN PARACHUTE TOGATHER OVER LEMONADE POND WHERE THERE THE SUGAR DON'T SWIM WITH THE FROSTED BEETS AND YOU CAN WASH MY TRUCK WHILE YOU MOW MY LAWN AND YOU ALL GET DOWN IN THE VELVET SEATS.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 01, 2005, 04:50:37 PM: I was wondering when an APril Fools thing would be put up.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 01, 2005, 04:51:11 PM: Me too.
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 01, 2005, 07:51:16 PM: ha . . . ha.
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Post by: Merla on Apr 01, 2005, 09:41:49 PM: Fuck Off!!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 01, 2005, 11:16:10 PM: http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/top100.html (http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/top100.html)
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 02, 2005, 03:34:55 AM: God people are stupid... *goes back to tending his spaghetti tree*
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Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 02, 2005, 03:38:34 AM: :lol:
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 02, 2005, 03:39:32 AM: C'mon...someone wants to ask...
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 02, 2005, 12:44:12 PM: Ask what?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 02, 2005, 06:34:47 PM: About my spaghetti tree.
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 02, 2005, 07:08:01 PM: Quote
About my spaghetti tree.
Yeah, how's that working?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 02, 2005, 07:17:35 PM: Fairly well.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 04, 2005, 09:27:32 AM: I ate it. I'm sorry.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 04, 2005, 11:28:03 AM: But it can live in memory!

Spaghetti Tree Harvest (http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/april/1/newsid_2819000/2819261.stm)
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 05, 2005, 11:15:52 PM: I feel bad because it didn't even taste that good.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 06, 2005, 09:50:41 AM: That's what happens when you use Ragu. Try Emeril's next time.
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Post by: The D on Apr 06, 2005, 03:50:49 PM: *reads that "Try Emerid's next time"* o.o
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 06, 2005, 06:12:53 PM: I want Emeril to cater my wedding.
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Post by: blanktoe on Apr 06, 2005, 06:42:45 PM: no you dont. He's just gonna make some pasta and fried checken from KFC and spriken his "essence" on it and call it a day.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 06, 2005, 06:57:45 PM: I thought they didn't allow those types of weddings in Tom's state...
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 06, 2005, 07:57:05 PM: Quote
no you dont. He's just gonna make some pasta and fried checken from KFC and spriken his "essence" on it and call it a day.
So? And he makes the best stuff ever.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 06, 2005, 08:05:17 PM: Have you ever tried it?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 06, 2005, 08:35:40 PM: Yeah. I wanna go on Emeril live.
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Post by: blanktoe on Apr 06, 2005, 11:46:26 PM: I want to go on Molto Mario or Everyday Italian. Giada can cook her ass off.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 07, 2005, 12:09:51 AM: Quote
That's what happens when you use Ragu. Try Emeril's next time.
B-but I love Ragu!
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Post by: blanktoe on Apr 07, 2005, 01:07:31 AM: ewww, ragu tastes like plastic.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 07, 2005, 01:09:11 AM: Does not.
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Post by: blanktoe on Apr 07, 2005, 01:16:04 AM: you're right.,it tastes like greasy plastic.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 07, 2005, 03:21:06 AM: I get to meet Paula Deen on Monday. She'll be at the bookstore in my mall.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 07, 2005, 05:24:14 AM: That lady is kinda worse than Emeril fat wise. How do you make strawberries and cream? Well let's start with a stick of butter...
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 07, 2005, 09:23:40 AM: Quote
Yeah. I wanna go on Emeril live.
fuck you, I dreamed with Emeril last night :blink:
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 07, 2005, 09:45:04 AM: My favorite was Pasquale the Singing Chef. He used to have a show on Discovery Channel.

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“If I sing when I cook, the food is going to be happy!” – Chef Pasquale Carpino

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His dishes call for ample use of sauces, fresh herbs and wine.

Damn straight on the wine. LOTS of wine. I half expected some of the ingredients to get up and stagger around the counter. He drank all the time he was cooking, too. :D
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 07, 2005, 11:46:49 AM: I remember this one cooking show with this big, English black dude. Everytime he added a spice, he would bust out a little dance...
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Post by: blanktoe on Apr 07, 2005, 01:34:45 PM: Ah, you're talking about Ansley Harriot.
(http://www.rtproductionsentertainment.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ansley1.jpg)
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 07, 2005, 02:05:54 PM: Ah ha! That dude is hilarious.
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Post by: Merla on Apr 08, 2005, 07:49:37 AM: Quote

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Yeah. I wanna go on Emeril live.
fuck you, I dreamed with Emeril last night :blink:
:lol: I read Emerid by mistake. I was like jesus you too Faye.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 08, 2005, 09:21:15 AM: I AM TEH SEX GOD!!!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 08, 2005, 10:05:31 AM: Quote

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Yeah. I wanna go on Emeril live.
fuck you, I dreamed with Emeril last night :blink:
:lol: I read Emerid by mistake. I was like jesus you too Faye.
:lol: nah nah I haven't dreamed about anyone of this board.... yet
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 08, 2005, 10:12:38 AM: Yep, we see you thrusting your big Casull at us. ;)
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 08, 2005, 10:17:30 AM: :joe: that sounded soo wrong :lol:
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2005, 04:41:04 PM: Quote
That lady is kinda worse than Emeril fat wise. How do you make strawberries and cream? Well let's start with a stick of butter...
:lol: Everything with her is "stick of butter here, stick of butter there".
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Post by: gwynn on Apr 09, 2005, 04:48:56 PM: If Justin Wilson and Martin Yan rose from the grave they would slice all those suckas and drink some wine, then drink some more wine.