The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Apr 01, 2005, 10:29:22 AM
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4/1 is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Day:
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing,
working your last nerve with tedious and boring details
that you don't give a darn about?
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating
MORE work for you?
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can
look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she
enters a room, everyone else clears it?
Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to
officially announce it as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING
CO-WORKER DAY!
These are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you
again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers
take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's
head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient,
your "assault" must be followed with something like
"cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor
is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules really good and break out your list of
folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and
get to slapping.....and have a great day!!
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Damn, too bad one annoying coworker already quit.
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Too bad I'm off today. I've got a few I'd like to slap...
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So was April 1st "Slap Your Annoying Coworkers Day" so you can write it off as an April Fool's joke if you get in trouble?
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Sounds reasonable. Actually, I'd prefer a Slap The Annoying Client Day. <_<
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SLAP THE LOUD FUCKS OUTSIDE TRYING TO GET TO THE FAIR DAY!
I liked being told by black people to turn my AC/DC down. I just put it up ^_^