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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Mar 30, 2005, 02:51:20 PM

Title: Hey Johnny, where are you going?
Post by: The D on Mar 30, 2005, 02:51:20 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/cochran.obit/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/cochran.obit/index.html)

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LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Famed attorney Johnnie Cochran, perhaps best known for his successful defense of O.J. Simpson, died Tuesday afternoon after suffering from an inoperable brain tumor, his family said. He was 67.

Don't leave me here dammit, you need to acquit me!
Title: Hey Johnny, where are you going?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 30, 2005, 02:57:20 PM
I was gonna make this thread, except I was gonna call it, "If the tumor doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

My mom kept going on about what it shame it was he died because he was such a brillaint mind, something-something... nevermind he kept OJ Simpson free and available to kill again!  HO HO!
Title: Hey Johnny, where are you going?
Post by: The D on Mar 30, 2005, 02:58:46 PM
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I was gonna make this thread, except I was gonna call it, "If the tumor doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

My mom kept going on about what it shame it was he died because he was such a brillaint mind, something-something... nevermind he kept OJ Simpson free and available to kill again!  HO HO!
Yes, but HAS OJ killed again? Not that we know of.

I doubt he'd risk slashing up someone else. He knows the instant the evidence points to him, they'll haul his ass to prison faster than the jury can say "you're guilty".
Title: Hey Johnny, where are you going?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 30, 2005, 03:06:58 PM
"Not that we know of."
Title: Hey Johnny, where are you going?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 30, 2005, 03:55:43 PM
Hey, he's still on that extensive search for the REAL killers :angry: They've gotta be on one of those golf courses.
Title: Hey Johnny, where are you going?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 30, 2005, 04:20:37 PM
Ah!  So the gopher from Caddyshack did it!  That sick fuck!
Title: Hey Johnny, where are you going?
Post by: The D on Mar 30, 2005, 04:21:28 PM
He had a thing going on with OJ's wife.
Title: Hey Johnny, where are you going?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 30, 2005, 08:09:30 PM
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http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/cochran.obit/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/cochran.obit/index.html)

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LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Famed attorney Johnnie Cochran, perhaps best known for his successful defense of O.J. Simpson, died Tuesday afternoon after suffering from an inoperable brain tumor, his family said. He was 67.

Don't leave me here dammit, you need to acquit me!
You don't need him. You need Michael Jackson's lawyer. And maybe R.Kelly's too
Title: Hey Johnny, where are you going?
Post by: The D on Mar 30, 2005, 09:30:38 PM
Don't forget Kobe Bryant's.
Title: Hey Johnny, where are you going?
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 31, 2005, 10:18:17 AM
*pisses on D*
Title: Hey Johnny, where are you going?
Post by: Merla on Apr 01, 2005, 10:02:55 PM
**watches**   I find this strangly erotic.  
Title: Hey Johnny, where are you going?
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 02, 2005, 02:03:03 AM
JESUS FUCK.   :x  
Title: Hey Johnny, where are you going?
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 02, 2005, 02:09:55 AM
Pay me Merl!
Title: Hey Johnny, where are you going?
Post by: B E C K on Apr 04, 2005, 09:24:57 AM
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**watches**   I find this strangly erotic.
WE ARE NOT RELATED.
Title: Hey Johnny, where are you going?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 04, 2005, 11:22:21 AM
Whoa.  And you were peeing in front of her, Nurkins.  :ph34r:  
Title: Hey Johnny, where are you going?
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 04, 2005, 12:14:49 PM
Wow, that trumps the swan thing from before.