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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 30, 2005, 12:31:47 AM

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 30, 2005, 12:31:47 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/falwell.h...h.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/falwell.health.ap/index.html)

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LYNCHBURG, Virginia (AP) -- The Rev. Jerry Falwell was hospitalized in critical condition Tuesday, battling his second case of viral pneumonia in just five weeks, hospital and church officials said.

Falwell, 71, was admitted to Lynchburg General Hospital shortly before midnight Monday suffering from "respiratory arrest," the hospital said in a statement, meaning his breathing had slowed or stopped.

"His cardiac status is stable and there is no evidence of a heart attack," said hospital spokesman Tom Urtz, reading from a statement. "He is alert and responding to questions.

"Rev. Falwell is clinically stable, but is still critically ill," he said.

Ron Godwin, Falwell's executive assistant, said Falwell was "on a respirator and he's resting comfortably."

Doctors said they expected to have a clearer prognosis Wednesday.

It was Falwell's second admission this year to Lynchburg General Hospital. He was treated for pneumonia for 13 days in late February and early March. For a time, he was on a ventilator.

In a recent interview with The Associated Press, Falwell said he was feeling much better, but still recovering from his hospital stay.

Falwell had been in the pulpit Easter Sunday at Thomas Road Baptist Church and appeared in good health, said the Rev. Dave Randlett, a senior associate pastor.

"He always looks `up' so you wouldn't know if he wasn't" feeling well, Randlett said. "He was very optimistic."

An avid sports fan, Falwell made the trip to Chattanooga, Tennessee, on Saturday for the third round of the NCAA women's basketball tournament.

Liberty University's team ended its postseason run in a 90-48 loss to top-seeded Louisiana State.

He also had been in the crowd on March 22 when the Liberty women beat DePaul 88-79 in the second round in College Park, Maryland

Now normally I don't like wishing death... but as Casey from Sport's Night best put it... HE'S A FATASS!!!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 30, 2005, 08:27:42 AM
Mwahaha....Tinky Winky's revenge!! :ph34r:  
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Post by: Merla on Mar 30, 2005, 01:21:05 PM
I can't believe he picked on him.   :angry:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 30, 2005, 01:21:57 PM
Among other things...  He's probably closet himself.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 30, 2005, 01:22:36 PM
tom is going to hell
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 30, 2005, 01:26:16 PM
That may be, but Falwell makes conservatives look bad.  I wish him death too.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 30, 2005, 02:27:06 PM
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tom is going to hell
But Falwell's fatass is going first.

Believe it or not, Im a Catholic... >.>
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 30, 2005, 02:55:45 PM
Not!
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Post by: The D on Mar 30, 2005, 03:02:05 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/30/falwell.h...h.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/30/falwell.health.ap/index.html)

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Jerry Falwell's condition upgraded to stable.

:(
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 30, 2005, 03:07:41 PM
This is what happens when you wish too hard.  That, or Satan saved him.
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Post by: Bitch on Mar 30, 2005, 03:22:25 PM
He still needed time to set up Falwell's special room. >_>
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 30, 2005, 04:03:49 PM
FUCK!!! WHY WON'T THAT FUCK FUCK JUST DIE!?

Or maybe he will be found dead with an underaged transvestite Vietnamese hooker surrounded by enough blow to kill Courtney Love.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 30, 2005, 10:15:39 PM
Woah...  You mean there's enough coke on this planet to kill her?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 31, 2005, 10:20:10 AM
One can only hope. FAYE! GET YOUR FAMILY TO SEND ALL THAT THEY MAKE!!!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 31, 2005, 03:17:16 PM
well my neighbors are bigger in the coke production, so i'll see what i can do
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 01, 2005, 12:06:29 AM
So yeah, instead of Jerry, I think they decided to just try and take the Pope instead.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 01, 2005, 12:31:45 AM
Nah.  The elderly are all about heroin.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 01, 2005, 12:38:13 AM
So that's who the plane in LOST was for.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 01, 2005, 12:48:27 AM
Bingo.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 01, 2005, 12:58:51 AM
I think my grandma has one of those statues.  She's just like Charlie!  Charlie!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 01, 2005, 01:19:02 AM
Wow.  You know, Charlie Brown wasn't bald because he shaved his head or had a crew cut.  That's bull shit.  He had leukemia.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 01, 2005, 01:58:06 AM
That's what I always thought as a kid.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 01, 2005, 02:13:06 AM
Most people think it's sick.  I think it's truth.  
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 01, 2005, 03:33:54 AM
Those people are retarded.  Maybe if Chuck were black it could be written off as fashion but that is not the case.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 01, 2005, 08:17:33 AM
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The elderly are all about heroin.



And gambling.  Seems to be last call for Prince Renier of Monaco as well as the Pope.  

It's obvious to me.  God's going to outsource part of Heaven for casinos.  :P
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 04, 2005, 09:18:21 AM
I'd say "good" but I'm not sure if I'd be able to benefit from that or not.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 05, 2005, 10:28:45 AM
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The elderly are all about heroin.


And gambling.  Seems to be last call for Prince Renier of Monaco as well as the Pope.  

It's obvious to me.  God's going to outsource part of Heaven for casinos.  :P
noooo! I was just thinking the same thing, first the Pope and now the man whose name is going to be held by my first born?? :'(
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 05, 2005, 10:31:08 AM
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Wow.  You know, Charlie Brown wasn't bald because he shaved his head or had a crew cut.  That's bull shit.  He had leukemia.
dude thats one of the worst things ive ever heardd:S:S:S

btw didn't you notice something familiar in what Elijah Wood was wearing in Sin City?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 05, 2005, 02:22:06 PM
Heh, he looked like a grown-up version of his character from "The Good Son".
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 05, 2005, 05:27:28 PM
no! he was wearing his charlie brown t shirt
he looked fucking hot(not cause of the tshirt)
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 05, 2005, 11:26:52 PM
Don't lie.  
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 06, 2005, 10:19:44 AM
We've got two pedos now!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 06, 2005, 10:26:23 AM
Faye, you should go after Prince Albert.  He needs an heir & you need a glamourous country to preside over.  :lol:  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 06, 2005, 03:31:44 PM
Isn't he gay??

I can't believe Prince Rainier is dead too. i KNEW it:'( my baby is never gonna see the man who I named him afterwards
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 06, 2005, 03:42:36 PM
I thought you dug Charlie Brown.
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 06, 2005, 07:04:02 PM
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Isn't he gay??

I can't believe Prince Rainier is dead too. i KNEW it:'( my baby is never gonna see the man who I named him afterwards
You have a baby?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 06, 2005, 07:59:08 PM
Well what do you think? She swims in baby batter, of course she's probably knocked up by now.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 06, 2005, 08:03:36 PM
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Well what do you think? She swims in baby batter, of course she's probably knocked up by now.
ew you are fucking nasty!

And no Fiero, I don't have a baby. But I was thinking to name my first-born son , Rainier(I think I said it before )
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 06, 2005, 08:36:06 PM
You don't swim in jellied protein?
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 06, 2005, 09:52:12 PM
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Well what do you think? She swims in baby batter, of course she's probably knocked up by now.
ew you are fucking nasty!

And no Fiero, I don't have a baby. But I was thinking to name my first-born son , Rainier(I think I said it before )
Like the Actor guy on The Simpsons.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 07, 2005, 12:29:50 AM
Wolfcastle!  I loved him in You Have The Right to Remain Dead!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 07, 2005, 09:16:33 AM
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Well what do you think? She swims in baby batter, of course she's probably knocked up by now.
ew you are fucking nasty!

And no Fiero, I don't have a baby. But I was thinking to name my first-born son , Rainier(I think I said it before )
Like the Actor guy on The Simpsons.
huh?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 07, 2005, 09:54:09 AM
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Isn't he gay??

Possibly.  That means that after you do your duty with the heir & spare, you both have an "understanding" and party separately.  Worked for centuries in various monarchies - I don't know why everyone's so uptight about it now.  :rolleyes:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 07, 2005, 11:41:05 AM
And when you have THAT kind of piercing named after you...
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 07, 2005, 01:50:03 PM
Albert= Gay
Rainiero= Macho man
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 07, 2005, 07:27:54 PM
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Albert= Gay
Rainiero= Macho man
Which is exactly why you should expect him to be gay.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 07, 2005, 07:36:25 PM
Edit: Wait, when did I begin to value human life?
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 07, 2005, 07:56:23 PM
Your are never being.
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Post by: Merla on Apr 08, 2005, 07:44:54 AM
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Albert= Gay
Rainiero= Macho man
Which is exactly why you should expect him to be gay.
Are you saying because his name is Albert we should expect him to be gay??
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 08, 2005, 10:13:27 AM
nope, but in his case he is.

I wish delicious Stefano was still alive, he would have been the most gorgeous prince in the world( William the 2nd and Andrea the 3rd :) )
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Post by: Merla on Apr 08, 2005, 02:20:19 PM
Who is Stefano?!?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 08, 2005, 05:28:08 PM
Stefano Casiraghi! Father of Andrea and Charlotte, ex husband of Caroline!(ex cause he died on a fast boat accident)

edit: this sucks, i dont know how to paste an image here, and the ones in which he looks cute(and i have on my comp) can't paste here:'( (the ones i see in google and yahoo are bad ones btw)
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2005, 04:36:07 PM
E-mail it to me and I'll post it.  rainierisgay@darthnuriko.com
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Post by: gwynn on Apr 09, 2005, 04:43:04 PM
How do these people die?
Its not like they have to ever leave the house to go to work or the grocery store.
They are never taught how to survive out in the real world and the moment they step out there some pidgeon drops an atomic shit on them and they die, its tragic.
I think it would suck to be rich.
I want a slushie.
 
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2005, 04:44:15 PM
I would love being rich with the exception of the part where people try to kidnap you or your loved ones for ransom, and you gotta get all Mel Gibson on them.
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 09, 2005, 07:25:01 PM
I was saying Raineriro or whatever sounds gay.  Rich people suck.  End.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 10, 2005, 10:51:45 AM
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E-mail it to me and I'll post it.  rainierisgay@darthnuriko.com
awww thats no nice, hes not gay:'(
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 10, 2005, 02:04:00 PM
Rainier Wolfcastle?
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 10, 2005, 11:45:44 PM
I was serious and that's a real working e-mail.  I just gave it a funny name.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 10, 2005, 11:47:49 PM
Haha...you took time out of your busy life to tease Faye...
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 10, 2005, 11:57:43 PM
That Andy Wachowski e-mail I teased Rama with many moons ago was also a real e-mail that forwarded back to his own e-mail, but I don't think he ever gave it a try.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 11, 2005, 12:43:14 PM
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I would love being rich with the exception of the part where people try to kidnap you or your loved ones for ransom, and you gotta get all Mel Gibson on them.

Or when your son drinks himself to death at 31 because he can't equal your business smarts.  Happened to one of my clients.   Another came back from vacation early and found daughters Cupcake & Princess had a little party - their assistant told me they had to spread cat litter all over the marble entryway to soak up the puke.  Ruined a bunch of furniture, but they didn't dare file a claim.

I'll take modest confort, thanks.  :P  
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Post by: Merla on Apr 11, 2005, 01:30:49 PM
Cupcake and Princess?!? WTF   :lol:  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 11, 2005, 02:42:48 PM
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Or when your son drinks himself to death at 31 because he can't equal your business smarts.
that made me remember of that nicholas cage movie, in which he does the same thing. it was awesome(the movie, not the death...well it was kinda dramatic too)
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 03:08:39 PM
That's why you don't have kids of your own, find some bright but poor schmuck, and annoynmously fund his education.
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Post by: Pissed-off Bernie on Apr 11, 2005, 03:27:15 PM
And then there are the little fucktards who steal out of cars or vandalize them on a dare because they're bored.  Eddie went back inside before work and left the Jeep unlocked in the driveway this morning like a moron; wasn't inside 5 minutes, and got stuff swiped out of the console. It wasn't anyone who knew what they were doing because the stereo face was untouched.  Two checkbooks, the Shell card (which wasn't used before I cancelled it), and Eddie's prescription glasses?     Neighbor saw 4 kids running up the street laughing.

So that's tomorrow afternoon I have to take off because one of the checkbooks was for our mortgage account and I have to go in, get a new account and hope they can switch the payroll deduction to the new account before Friday so our mortgage payment doesn't get fucked up plus we get to pay $300 for a new pair of glasses.  And why?  What are these little asswipes going to do with script glasses?  

Time for some signs that say "This property protected by Smith & Wesson".  :angry:  
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 03:31:49 PM
Well fuck.  God, what assholes.  I don't understand people who just can't leave other people alone.  If someone leaves their door ajar or their garage open, it would never occur to me to actually go and steal something.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 11, 2005, 05:46:21 PM
I know, Jeez...  Kids today are so fucking stupid.  I love scaring them shitless when I get the chance though and I can't wait for the chance I get to threaten one of my kid sister's boyfriends with "Dental Torture"...