The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 30, 2005, 12:31:47 AM
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http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/falwell.h...h.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/falwell.health.ap/index.html)
LYNCHBURG, Virginia (AP) -- The Rev. Jerry Falwell was hospitalized in critical condition Tuesday, battling his second case of viral pneumonia in just five weeks, hospital and church officials said.
Falwell, 71, was admitted to Lynchburg General Hospital shortly before midnight Monday suffering from "respiratory arrest," the hospital said in a statement, meaning his breathing had slowed or stopped.
"His cardiac status is stable and there is no evidence of a heart attack," said hospital spokesman Tom Urtz, reading from a statement. "He is alert and responding to questions.
"Rev. Falwell is clinically stable, but is still critically ill," he said.
Ron Godwin, Falwell's executive assistant, said Falwell was "on a respirator and he's resting comfortably."
Doctors said they expected to have a clearer prognosis Wednesday.
It was Falwell's second admission this year to Lynchburg General Hospital. He was treated for pneumonia for 13 days in late February and early March. For a time, he was on a ventilator.
In a recent interview with The Associated Press, Falwell said he was feeling much better, but still recovering from his hospital stay.
Falwell had been in the pulpit Easter Sunday at Thomas Road Baptist Church and appeared in good health, said the Rev. Dave Randlett, a senior associate pastor.
"He always looks `up' so you wouldn't know if he wasn't" feeling well, Randlett said. "He was very optimistic."
An avid sports fan, Falwell made the trip to Chattanooga, Tennessee, on Saturday for the third round of the NCAA women's basketball tournament.
Liberty University's team ended its postseason run in a 90-48 loss to top-seeded Louisiana State.
He also had been in the crowd on March 22 when the Liberty women beat DePaul 88-79 in the second round in College Park, Maryland
Now normally I don't like wishing death... but as Casey from Sport's Night best put it... HE'S A FATASS!!!
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Mwahaha....Tinky Winky's revenge!! :ph34r:
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I can't believe he picked on him. :angry:
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Among other things... He's probably closet himself.
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tom is going to hell
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That may be, but Falwell makes conservatives look bad. I wish him death too.
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tom is going to hell
But Falwell's fatass is going first.
Believe it or not, Im a Catholic... >.>
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Not!
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http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/30/falwell.h...h.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/30/falwell.health.ap/index.html)
Jerry Falwell's condition upgraded to stable.
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This is what happens when you wish too hard. That, or Satan saved him.
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He still needed time to set up Falwell's special room. >_>
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FUCK!!! WHY WON'T THAT FUCK FUCK JUST DIE!?
Or maybe he will be found dead with an underaged transvestite Vietnamese hooker surrounded by enough blow to kill Courtney Love.
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Woah... You mean there's enough coke on this planet to kill her?
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One can only hope. FAYE! GET YOUR FAMILY TO SEND ALL THAT THEY MAKE!!!
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well my neighbors are bigger in the coke production, so i'll see what i can do
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So yeah, instead of Jerry, I think they decided to just try and take the Pope instead.
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Nah. The elderly are all about heroin.
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So that's who the plane in LOST was for.
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Bingo.
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I think my grandma has one of those statues. She's just like Charlie! Charlie!
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Wow. You know, Charlie Brown wasn't bald because he shaved his head or had a crew cut. That's bull shit. He had leukemia.
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That's what I always thought as a kid.
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Most people think it's sick. I think it's truth.
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Those people are retarded. Maybe if Chuck were black it could be written off as fashion but that is not the case.
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The elderly are all about heroin.
And gambling. Seems to be last call for Prince Renier of Monaco as well as the Pope.
It's obvious to me. God's going to outsource part of Heaven for casinos. :P
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I'd say "good" but I'm not sure if I'd be able to benefit from that or not.
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The elderly are all about heroin.
And gambling. Seems to be last call for Prince Renier of Monaco as well as the Pope.
It's obvious to me. God's going to outsource part of Heaven for casinos. :P
noooo! I was just thinking the same thing, first the Pope and now the man whose name is going to be held by my first born?? :'(
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Wow. You know, Charlie Brown wasn't bald because he shaved his head or had a crew cut. That's bull shit. He had leukemia.
dude thats one of the worst things ive ever heardd:S:S:S
btw didn't you notice something familiar in what Elijah Wood was wearing in Sin City?
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Heh, he looked like a grown-up version of his character from "The Good Son".
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no! he was wearing his charlie brown t shirt
he looked fucking hot(not cause of the tshirt)
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Don't lie.
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We've got two pedos now!
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Faye, you should go after Prince Albert. He needs an heir & you need a glamourous country to preside over. :lol:
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Isn't he gay??
I can't believe Prince Rainier is dead too. i KNEW it:'( my baby is never gonna see the man who I named him afterwards
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I thought you dug Charlie Brown.
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Isn't he gay??
I can't believe Prince Rainier is dead too. i KNEW it:'( my baby is never gonna see the man who I named him afterwards
You have a baby?
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Well what do you think? She swims in baby batter, of course she's probably knocked up by now.
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Well what do you think? She swims in baby batter, of course she's probably knocked up by now.
ew you are fucking nasty!
And no Fiero, I don't have a baby. But I was thinking to name my first-born son , Rainier(I think I said it before )
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You don't swim in jellied protein?
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Well what do you think? She swims in baby batter, of course she's probably knocked up by now.
ew you are fucking nasty!
And no Fiero, I don't have a baby. But I was thinking to name my first-born son , Rainier(I think I said it before )
Like the Actor guy on The Simpsons.
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Wolfcastle! I loved him in You Have The Right to Remain Dead!
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Well what do you think? She swims in baby batter, of course she's probably knocked up by now.
ew you are fucking nasty!
And no Fiero, I don't have a baby. But I was thinking to name my first-born son , Rainier(I think I said it before )
Like the Actor guy on The Simpsons.
huh?
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Isn't he gay??
Possibly. That means that after you do your duty with the heir & spare, you both have an "understanding" and party separately. Worked for centuries in various monarchies - I don't know why everyone's so uptight about it now. :rolleyes:
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And when you have THAT kind of piercing named after you...
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Albert= Gay
Rainiero= Macho man
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Albert= Gay
Rainiero= Macho man
Which is exactly why you should expect him to be gay.
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Edit: Wait, when did I begin to value human life?
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Your are never being.
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Albert= Gay
Rainiero= Macho man
Which is exactly why you should expect him to be gay.
Are you saying because his name is Albert we should expect him to be gay??
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nope, but in his case he is.
I wish delicious Stefano was still alive, he would have been the most gorgeous prince in the world( William the 2nd and Andrea the 3rd :) )
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Who is Stefano?!?
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Stefano Casiraghi! Father of Andrea and Charlotte, ex husband of Caroline!(ex cause he died on a fast boat accident)
edit: this sucks, i dont know how to paste an image here, and the ones in which he looks cute(and i have on my comp) can't paste here:'( (the ones i see in google and yahoo are bad ones btw)
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E-mail it to me and I'll post it. rainierisgay@darthnuriko.com
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How do these people die?
Its not like they have to ever leave the house to go to work or the grocery store.
They are never taught how to survive out in the real world and the moment they step out there some pidgeon drops an atomic shit on them and they die, its tragic.
I think it would suck to be rich.
I want a slushie.
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I would love being rich with the exception of the part where people try to kidnap you or your loved ones for ransom, and you gotta get all Mel Gibson on them.
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I was saying Raineriro or whatever sounds gay. Rich people suck. End.
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E-mail it to me and I'll post it. rainierisgay@darthnuriko.com
awww thats no nice, hes not gay:'(
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Rainier Wolfcastle?
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I was serious and that's a real working e-mail. I just gave it a funny name.
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Haha...you took time out of your busy life to tease Faye...
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That Andy Wachowski e-mail I teased Rama with many moons ago was also a real e-mail that forwarded back to his own e-mail, but I don't think he ever gave it a try.
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I would love being rich with the exception of the part where people try to kidnap you or your loved ones for ransom, and you gotta get all Mel Gibson on them.
Or when your son drinks himself to death at 31 because he can't equal your business smarts. Happened to one of my clients. Another came back from vacation early and found daughters Cupcake & Princess had a little party - their assistant told me they had to spread cat litter all over the marble entryway to soak up the puke. Ruined a bunch of furniture, but they didn't dare file a claim.
I'll take modest confort, thanks. :P
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Cupcake and Princess?!? WTF :lol:
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Or when your son drinks himself to death at 31 because he can't equal your business smarts.
that made me remember of that nicholas cage movie, in which he does the same thing. it was awesome(the movie, not the death...well it was kinda dramatic too)
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That's why you don't have kids of your own, find some bright but poor schmuck, and annoynmously fund his education.
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And then there are the little fucktards who steal out of cars or vandalize them on a dare because they're bored. Eddie went back inside before work and left the Jeep unlocked in the driveway this morning like a moron; wasn't inside 5 minutes, and got stuff swiped out of the console. It wasn't anyone who knew what they were doing because the stereo face was untouched. Two checkbooks, the Shell card (which wasn't used before I cancelled it), and Eddie's prescription glasses? Neighbor saw 4 kids running up the street laughing.
So that's tomorrow afternoon I have to take off because one of the checkbooks was for our mortgage account and I have to go in, get a new account and hope they can switch the payroll deduction to the new account before Friday so our mortgage payment doesn't get fucked up plus we get to pay $300 for a new pair of glasses. And why? What are these little asswipes going to do with script glasses?
Time for some signs that say "This property protected by Smith & Wesson". :angry:
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Well fuck. God, what assholes. I don't understand people who just can't leave other people alone. If someone leaves their door ajar or their garage open, it would never occur to me to actually go and steal something.
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I know, Jeez... Kids today are so fucking stupid. I love scaring them shitless when I get the chance though and I can't wait for the chance I get to threaten one of my kid sister's boyfriends with "Dental Torture"...