The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Fiero on Mar 29, 2005, 06:49:13 AM
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Pretty much all of us lived on this big trailer, and there was this old Indian lady there. Everyone but me went over to this picnic table and started eating, and I though there were no tortillas so I went to get some from the store, then I saw from a distance someone with a tortilla, so I took the flour tortillas I'd just bought and put them in the trailer. Then I went to the store and bought cr0n tortillas and did the exact same thing. Then I went to my bed. At the edge of the bed there was this thing that looked a computer screen with the little checkboxes, but it was real, like part of the wall, and not a computer. And it had some of your names on it with the little checkboxes next to it so I could talk to you or something.
Then my mom started yelling at me about an ice chest or something and I woke up.
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Let's bring the egyptian dream-solvers! David, where are you?
Was I there too?
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I love tortillas.
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Did I look like Megatron? Were FAye and Chelsey ever about to start making out?
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no! shes a minor for god's sake, what do you think i am, a doug?
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She is? Really? I thought she was 18 or 19.
Anyhow on a sick note I had a dream about Emmy, a very distrubing one at that. :unsure:
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Yea, pretty sure I'm 19.
Fiero, did you wake up next to a giant wet spot on your sheets?
And what was I wearing?
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She is? Really? I thought she was 18 or 19.
Anyhow on a sick note I had a dream about Emmy, a very distrubing one at that. :unsure:
WHAAAAAATTTT???
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Awwwwww.
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There's gotta be llamas or emus involved somehow.
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I remember very few details, but I seem to remember most uf us wearing strange Anime-like garb with lots of wraps, kind of Indian (national) kind of looking. But the girls had sexy versions of it, but not slutty. And it seemed like all of us had a ton of makeup on. Except the guide lady, she was bald.
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Was this trailer pink and named Priscilla by any chance? :P
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Was this trailer pink and named Priscilla by any chance? :P
I think it was blue . . . kind of like with racing stripes, down the side.
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Blue is a sucky color. Your dream sucked, Fiero.
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Blue is a sucky color. Your dream sucked, Fiero.
Umm, I meant Orange, yeah, orange!
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It should have been bright purple, with green-winged ferrets dancing on it. Wait, nevermind, that was my dream. >_>
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Drugs are dangerous...
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I don't take drugs. I'm not Chelsey, you know.
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Okay fine.
"Jellybeans" are dangerous...
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I knew there was something wrong with that candy. Damn you, Easter Bunny!
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Haha! You still believe in the Easter Bunny!
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He's real. He's three inches tall, bright orange, and smokes strawberry leaves.
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Riiigggggghhhhhtttttt.
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He's real. He's three inches tall, bright orange, and smokes strawberry leaves.
Did he take a nap in your shoe, too?
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He's real. He's three inches tall, bright orange, and smokes strawberry leaves.
According to Weekly World News, the easter bunny went rabid and had to be shot to death, and Bush tried to call off Easter.
Then Jesus came down and kicked Bush's ass.
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He was actually shot for humping Bush's leg and Bush didn't want to risk the anti-gay backlash.
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Did he take a nap in your shoe, too?
EW! He'll go into roach-like throes when bitch puts her foot in! :blink:
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Had he taken a nap in my shoe, he'd have died from the smell. The only shoes I have that aren't boots are sandals.
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Had he taken a nap in my shoe, he'd have died from the smell.
You'd THINK that, but seeing as he survived mine, it's not so. Cockroaches are far less lucky, however.
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The easter bunny's a pimp.
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The Easter Bunny died in 1812--long before the time of Pimps and digital photography...
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Pimps have existed since time began. And time travelers could easily get the shot.
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Pimps have existed since time began. And time travelers could easily get the shot.
Makes sense since hooking is the oldest profession.
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now that you mention it, it has made me wonder.... how did the ooold oooold humans started to have sex? its not like they got horny from looking at each other's VERY hairy naked bodies
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Rent "Quest for Fire", Faye. :lol:
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Was this trailer pink and named Priscilla by any chance? :P
Hahaha I love that movie!
*reads page two*
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Hey wait...Ive seen this tread before...
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Rent "Quest for Fire", Faye. :lol:
whats that?? :blink:
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now that you mention it, it has made me wonder.... how did the ooold oooold humans started to have sex? its not like they got horny from looking at each other's VERY hairy naked bodies
The same way animals do. It's nature not physical attraction.
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Quest For Fire (http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue316/classic.html)
Quick & dirty caveman sex....
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do you REALLY see them having sex??? :joe:
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No, it's a normal film, not a hardcore porno... It's also got Ron Perlman in it.
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now that you mention it, it has made me wonder.... how did the ooold oooold humans started to have sex? its not like they got horny from looking at each other's VERY hairy naked bodies
Attraction is subjective, especially for the times. Rubenesque paintings and Marilyn Monroe are apparently fat and plus-sized by today's standards. And if everyone was hairy back then, I don't see someone demanding their partner Nair and Axe-up first...
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Axe-up?
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Axe-up?
I think she's referring either to this or to shaving. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00006ISDB/104-6115158-9291909?v=glance)
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Who buys a $4 can of body spray off Amazon?
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haha i was thinking the same thing
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Yes, that's what I was referring to.