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Title: DUMBASSES!!!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 23, 2005, 03:48:26 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/...e.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/23/volcano.movie.ap/index.html)

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CHARLESTON, South Carolina (AP) -- IMAX theaters in several Southern cities have decided not to show a film on volcanoes out of concern that its references to evolution might offend those with fundamental religious beliefs.

"We've got to pick a film that's going to sell in our area. If it's not going to sell, we're not going to take it," said Lisa Buzzelli, director of an IMAX theater in Charleston that is not showing the movie. "Many people here believe in creationism, not evolution."

The film, "Volcanoes of the Deep Sea," makes a connection between human DNA and microbes inside undersea volcanoes.

Buzzelli doesn't rule out showing the movie in the future.

IMAX theaters in Texas, Georgia and the Carolinas have declined to show the film, said Pietro Serapiglia, who handles distribution for Stephen Low, the film's Montreal-based director and producer.

"I find it's only in the South," Serapiglia said.

Critics worry screening out films that mention evolution will discourage the production of others in the future.

"It's going to restrain the creative approach by directors who refer to evolution," said Joe DeAmicis, vice president for marketing at the California Science Center in Los Angeles and a former director of an IMAX theater. "References to evolution will be dropped."
Title: DUMBASSES!!!
Post by: Merla on Mar 23, 2005, 03:53:21 PM
Bernie mentioned this in some other thread.
Title: DUMBASSES!!!
Post by: The D on Mar 23, 2005, 05:42:54 PM
ghey! Damn southerners, we should have given them their own country in the 1860s.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 23, 2005, 05:57:46 PM
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Bernie mentioned this in some other thread.
yeah she did!
tom stop smoking crack, u tool!
Title: DUMBASSES!!!
Post by: Sam on Mar 24, 2005, 01:43:57 PM
It's pronounced "Doo-mas"
Title: DUMBASSES!!!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 24, 2005, 09:02:43 PM
o.o

Well obviously I didn't see that thread.

http://www.ifilm.com/WMPPlaylist.asx?ifilm...1&bandwidth=200 (http://www.ifilm.com/WMPPlaylist.asx?ifilmId=2652831&bandwidth=200)
Title: DUMBASSES!!!
Post by: Merla on Mar 25, 2005, 11:34:07 AM
Obviously Not, hence the title of this thread.   :P



Nah, I'm just teasing.  :D



 :ph34r: <--- My costume for the Burqa fashion show! **Dances a sexually suggestive gig and is next seen running for her life from Taliban members with whipping canes**  
 :doug:  
Title: DUMBASSES!!!
Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 25, 2005, 11:53:19 AM
:)  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 25, 2005, 12:24:08 PM
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Obviously Not, hence the title of this thread.   :P



Nah, I'm just teasing.  :D



 :ph34r: <--- My costume for the Burqa fashion show! **Dances a sexually suggestive gig and is next seen running for her life from Taliban members with whipping canes**  
 :doug:
dance like Jessica Alba in Sin City! damn thats hot
Title: DUMBASSES!!!
Post by: Merla on Mar 25, 2005, 12:45:38 PM
Damn I never saw that movie.  :(  
Title: DUMBASSES!!!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 25, 2005, 12:46:39 PM
It hasn't come out yet, but Im drooling over it. Tarantino directed some of it.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 25, 2005, 12:47:47 PM
its fucking awesome. coming out on april the 1st
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 25, 2005, 12:54:17 PM
I think Frank Miller is a master, and Rodriquez and Tartentino are masters. I don't see this movie sucking.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 25, 2005, 12:57:08 PM
of course not! have you seen all the good actors that are going to be in the movie??



btw Merla, if you want to see  stuff about the movie, you can go to www.sincitythemovie.com
Title: DUMBASSES!!!
Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 25, 2005, 03:07:57 PM
For every three shitty comic book movies there is always one good one.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 26, 2005, 02:17:22 AM
No.  It's one good comicbook movie out of every five.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 26, 2005, 04:55:02 PM
So what is that movie about exactly?  And nobody say "a city of sin" or something vaguely ghey like that.
Title: DUMBASSES!!!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 26, 2005, 05:22:47 PM
And that website appears to hate me.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 26, 2005, 10:14:16 PM
Maybe you should give it a backrub?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 27, 2005, 12:10:59 AM
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No.  It's one good comicbook movie out of every five.
Support this.
 
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 27, 2005, 04:23:53 PM
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Maybe you should give it a backrub?
I will not reward inpertinence!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 27, 2005, 05:06:17 PM
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Maybe you should give it a backrub?
I will not reward inpertinence!
Will you reward my magic fingers? I NEED MONEY DAMNIT!
Title: DUMBASSES!!!
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Mar 27, 2005, 06:32:18 PM
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So what is that movie about exactly?  And nobody say "a city of sin" or something vaguely ghey like that.
It's a bunch of stories concerning various characters set

in a city

of

SIN[/size]
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 27, 2005, 06:39:24 PM
Yep, just a set of stories...  Think of it as a comic book Pulp Fiction.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 27, 2005, 08:31:50 PM
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Maybe you should give it a backrub?
I will not reward inpertinence!
Will you reward my magic fingers? I NEED MONEY DAMNIT!
EWWW!
Title: DUMBASSES!!!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 27, 2005, 08:32:51 PM
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Yep, just a set of stories...  Think of it as a comic book Pulp Fiction.
So what about that is suppose to make me want to watch it?  I don't get it.  Does it at least have some sort of cohesive element, or is it just the fact they're all in the same city?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 27, 2005, 11:40:20 PM
In the comics, they were mostly just in the same city.  Given Robert Rodriguez, I'm sure he'll make all of their stories tie up togather.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 28, 2005, 11:49:46 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0401792/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0401792/)

they have the trailer too
Title: DUMBASSES!!!
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 28, 2005, 05:30:44 PM
I think she's seen that--she just can't make sense of it.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 28, 2005, 10:49:18 PM
I read the user comments there, it makes more sense now.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 29, 2005, 12:19:02 AM
"Rated PG For Fantasy Violence and Scary Images." (http://imdb.com/title/tt0117647/)
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 29, 2005, 01:06:27 AM
Dude!  Jeff plays Roy!  I must find a copy of that!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 29, 2005, 01:24:33 AM
Yeah they actually got quite a bit of talent for a quite mockable concept.  I bet Sigfried and Roy probably have girlfriends in the movie too...
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 29, 2005, 02:04:57 AM
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That would be blasphemy, sir.
Title: DUMBASSES!!!
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 29, 2005, 02:07:04 AM
Hey, I didn't make the movie.  Hell...I didn't make Father of the Pride either...  Though, I bet I could make a hit show for NBC if they gave me 13 Million dollars...
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Post by: The D on Mar 30, 2005, 03:26:38 PM
Elija Wood's in the movie?
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 30, 2005, 03:38:42 PM
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Hey, I didn't make the movie.  Hell...I didn't make Father of the Pride either...  Though, I bet I could make a hit show for NBC if they gave me 13 Million dollars...
I'd make "Blair Witch: The Series" and pocket the other 12 million.
Title: DUMBASSES!!!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 30, 2005, 03:54:03 PM
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I'd make "Blair Witch: The Series" and pocket the other 12 million.

Strap a cam to a rolling chair, pull it through some trees screaming, and offer Brian Drummond a REAL speaking roll for $900K.  With the number of commercials Sci-Fi Channel runs, you'd only need about 15 minutes of footage for an hour's slot.  
Title: DUMBASSES!!!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 30, 2005, 04:09:58 PM
I'm shocked Drummie never played on SG-1. Most VAs have, in minor roles, but still.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 30, 2005, 04:33:12 PM
Maybe he was uncredited as a patch of grass.  Or they got Artie Lang instead.
Title: DUMBASSES!!!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 30, 2005, 04:33:42 PM
Artie Lange is too comfy on Stern.