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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 21, 2005, 12:18:08 PM
EVIL TURTLE!!! (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/21/evil.turtle.ap/index.html)
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 21, 2005, 12:29:18 PM
I see a bunny.
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Post by: Sam on Mar 21, 2005, 01:01:24 PM
I see a dragon  
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 21, 2005, 03:25:55 PM
I see your mom.  
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 21, 2005, 03:33:54 PM
No I take it back, I see Dangerous D in a prison cell with a guy named Bibby.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 21, 2005, 06:54:09 PM
i see an angry hipopotamus. i swear god.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 21, 2005, 07:26:51 PM
I see dead people!  
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 22, 2005, 01:14:14 AM
It does kinda look evil, yet at the same time, strangely reminds me of Whoopi Goldberg.
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Post by: blanktoe on Mar 22, 2005, 02:54:28 AM
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!! WHOOPI IS A SAINT!!!
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Mar 22, 2005, 03:01:28 AM
It looks like Diablo... from that popular computer game series.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 22, 2005, 04:18:43 AM
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YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!! WHOOPI IS SAINT!!!
I never said she was evil.  Apparently she just looks a lil' bit like Satan.  ^^;;
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 22, 2005, 08:24:10 AM
I see a Warner Bros. character so obscure I can't even find a picture to post - Gabby Goat, who was in two cartoons with Porky Pig & one with Daffy Duck that I can remember.  :mellow:  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 22, 2005, 12:58:50 PM
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I see a Warner Bros. character so obscure I can't even find a picture to post - Gabby Goat, who was in two cartoons with Porky Pig & one with Daffy Duck that I can remember.  :mellow:
They got rid of him because he was a racist and apparently addicted to Heroin. It explains his mood shifts.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 22, 2005, 01:07:46 PM
I see a predator, like from the movie.  
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Mar 22, 2005, 04:39:00 PM
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It looks like Diablo... from that popular computer game series.
That's what I was thinking.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 23, 2005, 03:48:21 AM
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I see a predator, like from the movie.
Maybe THAT's why I see Whoopi.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 23, 2005, 11:43:30 AM
The owner of the turtle sees the devil.  What a crock.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 23, 2005, 02:29:58 PM
I don't see a fucking thing.  It's a god damn turtle.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 23, 2005, 03:28:18 PM
use your imagination!
damn Peter Pan would be so frustrated with you
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Post by: Merla on Mar 23, 2005, 03:58:54 PM
huh?  What does Peter Pan have to do with this?  :blink:



That reminds me, when Nuri and I were younger we would tell our cousin Eric (he must of been around 4 or so) that he name was Captain Kirk.  We would then ask him "Eric, what is your name?"  and he would reply "Captain Kirk".  Then we changed it on him to Peter Pan.  We would ask "Eric, what is your name?" and he would reply "Peter Pan."  One day we asked him, "Eric, what is your name?" and he told us "Kirk Pan".  :huh:  :blink:  Oh man that cracked us up so bad.  :lol:  
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Post by: The D on Mar 23, 2005, 05:45:30 PM
i heard about some lady who reciently saw the virgin mary in some washed bed sheets.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 23, 2005, 05:59:04 PM
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huh?  What does Peter Pan have to do with this?  :blink:


 
cause u have to use your imagination!!
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 23, 2005, 11:07:39 PM
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huh?  What does Peter Pan have to do with this?  :blink:


 
cause u have to use your imagination!!
Peter Pan was a woman, afterall.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 24, 2005, 01:43:39 AM
A hot terribly boyish little woman.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 24, 2005, 09:25:11 PM
Like Bridget. God, I won't fall for that again.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 25, 2005, 11:25:14 AM
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Like Bridget. God, I won't fall for that again.
Who that be? Explain yourself.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 25, 2005, 11:51:54 AM
I see satan.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 25, 2005, 12:02:32 PM
You would.  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 25, 2005, 12:50:56 PM
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Like Bridget. God, I won't fall for that again.
Who that be? Explain yourself.
A character from Guilty Gear X that looks like the cutest lolicon ever, but she is a he, and Japanese artists have now decided to draw him even in straight mangas.

They interupt Dizzy's double bubbles for his lil wiener. x.x
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 25, 2005, 12:53:56 PM
what is lolicon?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 25, 2005, 12:55:04 PM
Like Card Captor Sakura, the stuff Doug ALLEDGIDLY likes.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 25, 2005, 12:56:36 PM
Doug likes Sakura?!?  :blink:  That for little girls and flaming dudes.  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 25, 2005, 01:41:11 PM
i.e. Sakura getting fucked.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 25, 2005, 01:50:08 PM
dayuumm
doug would be in such a big problem if the people who are sueing him knew about this board :lol:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 26, 2005, 02:19:45 AM
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Doug likes Sakura?!?  :blink:  That for little girls and flaming dudes.
All card-based shows are.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 26, 2005, 05:05:50 PM
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Like Card Captor Sakura, the stuff Doug ALLEDGIDLY likes.
And the stuff you apparently do.  Har har.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 26, 2005, 10:13:23 PM
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Like Card Captor Sakura, the stuff Doug ALLEDGIDLY likes.
And the stuff you apparently do.  Har har.
Hey, Im not pleasuring myself nightly with the Brian Drummond 3000... ;) Unlike some owners of this board which the URL also shares her name.

[size=8]Please don't ban me.[/size]
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 27, 2005, 04:21:41 PM
That was such a lame dig I can't even begin.  :lol:
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 27, 2005, 05:08:19 PM
Too bad Drummie won't be at anime boston. I wanted to take a pic with him to post here, since it's the only place I could possibly post such a thing.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 27, 2005, 06:38:00 PM
Just get a picture of yourself with Artie Lange.  Same thing.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 27, 2005, 06:46:08 PM
I wish, I love the guy, and we share a last name. :)
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 28, 2005, 11:46:43 PM
Because you're married.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 29, 2005, 12:16:36 AM
HAH!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 29, 2005, 12:21:45 AM
And you live together in a gingerbread house.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 29, 2005, 12:26:33 AM
See, I always pictured them as living in a house made out of fried chicken skin.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 29, 2005, 12:29:23 AM
That's only in the old south.  Ask Megan, Toe, or Squirrel.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 29, 2005, 12:30:16 AM
They call it "The Sooth" these days.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 29, 2005, 12:32:48 AM
They call you the Sooth.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 29, 2005, 12:33:55 AM
That's news to me...but whatever gets them off...
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 29, 2005, 01:04:39 AM
Calling you "the Sooth" does.  And making grits.  And fantasizing about filthy, naughty Yankees.  And burning down rival plantations.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 29, 2005, 01:21:20 AM
That doesn't surprise me at all, really.
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Post by: The D on Mar 30, 2005, 03:14:37 PM
Bridget. A boy that dresses like a nun.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 30, 2005, 03:40:04 PM
A nun with a yo-yo.  That's awesome.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 30, 2005, 03:50:30 PM
If you hate ants, sprinkle instant grits on their mounds.  They eat them, ingest moisture, swell up and die horribly.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 30, 2005, 04:06:18 PM
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A nun with a yo-yo.  That's awesome.
And a Penis.
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Post by: Bitch on Mar 30, 2005, 04:07:25 PM
It's not a penis, it's a portable mini ruler.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 30, 2005, 04:09:05 PM
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It's not a penis, it's a portable mini ruler.
Don't make me go on 4Chan.
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Post by: Bitch on Mar 30, 2005, 04:10:55 PM
What? :|
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Post by: The D on Mar 30, 2005, 04:23:33 PM
Tom goes to 4chan to get his daily dose of Bridget pr0n.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 30, 2005, 04:33:17 PM
Yeah, but you look at it, then rape a 4 year old girl, then make up some story about a crazy mom.

Freak.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 30, 2005, 04:48:40 PM
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It's not a penis, it's a portable mini ruler.
Don't make me go on 4Chan.
Like anyone makes you go, Quimby.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 30, 2005, 05:29:36 PM
...my need for Yuri makes me go. Dizzy + Bridget = Strangely erotic.
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Post by: gwynn on Mar 30, 2005, 07:27:01 PM
That Bridget is a cutie.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 30, 2005, 07:30:55 PM
Thank god it didn't load all the way.
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Post by: gwynn on Mar 30, 2005, 07:36:59 PM
I had to convert to a .gif but its loaded now ;)
 
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Post by: The D on Mar 30, 2005, 09:36:39 PM
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...my need for Yuri makes me go. Dizzy + Bridget = Strangely erotic.
Yea, but Yuri is female on female...


But Bridget is a man.

So if him and dizzy go at it, it's straight underaged pr0n, because he's also only about 10-12 years old.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 31, 2005, 10:23:53 AM
Too bad 4Chan posters still post the shit in Yuri. Guro sometimes shows up there too.

But I haven't been to 4 Chan in a long time. Ive switch over to real pr0n now. Cartoons don't seem to do it for me much anymore. I think I broke it.
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Post by: Retarded_gwynn on Mar 31, 2005, 12:11:35 PM
Real? well i have a friend who does photoshoots for shemaleyum.com...
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Post by: The D on Mar 31, 2005, 05:01:47 PM
The real question is, would Michael Jackson go for it. Sure, it's a little boy, but he's dressed like a girl....
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 31, 2005, 08:59:22 PM
I guess the best way to answer that is to ask the question;
"Doug, Would you go for it?"
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 01, 2005, 12:11:54 AM
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Cartoons don't seem to do it for me much anymore. I think I broke it.
Oh, there's so many people to thank, where do I start?  I'd like to thank God... and Rocky and Lando for coming out in Nighthawks....
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 01, 2005, 12:14:15 AM
Ew.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 01, 2005, 12:16:03 AM
Ooh!  And Telly Savalas!  "Who loves you, baby"!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 01, 2005, 12:27:12 AM
Not like the lolly pops weren't a dead give away...
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 01, 2005, 12:00:15 PM
ECCHI!!!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 01, 2005, 04:40:50 PM
Heh.
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Post by: The D on Apr 02, 2005, 10:52:09 PM
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I guess the best way to answer that is to ask the question;
"Doug, Would you go for it?"
No, there's a little boy underneath all that drag. I don't go for little boys.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 02, 2005, 11:51:07 PM
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I guess the best way to answer that is to ask the question;
"Doug, Would you go for it?"
No, there's a little boy underneath all that drag. I don't go for little boys.
Yet.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 04, 2005, 02:56:11 AM
Bam!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 04, 2005, 03:39:52 AM
I just pictured Doug doing the Micheal Jackson laugh.

Eerie...
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 04, 2005, 09:57:53 AM
I just pictured you doing the Michael Jackson laugh.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 04, 2005, 12:23:31 PM
I pictured D getting raped by one of Dizzy's tails. God, isn't that fucked up.
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Post by: The D on Apr 04, 2005, 10:31:57 PM
One? I thought Dizzy only had one tail. And who says I wouldn't want her to rape me with her tail, as long as she's gentle.

*moonwalks out of the thread*
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 04, 2005, 10:37:05 PM
You wish.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 04, 2005, 11:49:53 PM
Her tails wouldn't be gentle. What is sad is, I've never seen Dizzy outside of hentai.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 05, 2005, 08:19:44 AM
Eddie almost got himself slapped wondering how many furries of my generation started out watching the Banana Splits.  :angry:  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 05, 2005, 12:07:49 PM
What, were you reading his mind, and then that thought almost popped in?
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Post by: Bernie on Apr 05, 2005, 12:50:24 PM
No, he wondered out loud when he saw me watching it Sunday morning and discovered I watch it every day.  I told him he was welcome to get up at 5 AM to make the coffee, feed the cats & dogs, let the dogs out, start breakfast, etc. if he was worried about furrie influences & let me get the extra sack time, and suddenly it wasn't a problem.   <_<  
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Post by: Merla on Apr 05, 2005, 12:58:35 PM
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One? I thought Dizzy only had one tail. And who says I wouldn't want her to rape me with her tail, as long as she's gentle.

*moonwalks out of the thread*
 :o  EWWWWW!!!!   Dude that gay.  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 08, 2005, 10:24:03 AM
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No, he wondered out loud when he saw me watching it Sunday morning and discovered I watch it every day.  I told him he was welcome to get up at 5 AM to make the coffee, feed the cats & dogs, let the dogs out, start breakfast, etc. if he was worried about furrie influences & let me get the extra sack time, and suddenly it wasn't a problem.   <_<
I used to watch Blues clues with my little cousin. Damn I loved that dog
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 08, 2005, 10:27:55 AM
And see, you're not a furrie now!  :D















Are you?   :unsure:  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 08, 2005, 12:45:22 PM
nope :-D
im a sponge
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Post by: Merla on Apr 08, 2005, 02:13:25 PM
A sponge?  Uhmmm...  that sounds kinda kinky.  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 08, 2005, 05:19:13 PM
If you're a pervert.
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Post by: gwynn on Apr 08, 2005, 05:25:02 PM
or another sponge in heat
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 08, 2005, 05:29:17 PM
Sponges are asexual.
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Post by: gwynn on Apr 08, 2005, 05:32:42 PM
I mean when you run it under a hot tap
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 08, 2005, 05:47:46 PM
hahaaaaa!!! you got serveeeedd (and yeah, i still dislike that word but someone had to say it)
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Post by: Sam on Apr 08, 2005, 11:56:05 PM
No, really, no one did
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Post by: gwynn on Apr 09, 2005, 06:24:52 AM
Hi Sam, if youre going to Otakon you wanna share a bed with me this year? :wub:  
:gwynn:  
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 09, 2005, 07:31:22 AM
The girl gets right to it.