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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: MegatronYES on Mar 19, 2005, 11:47:18 PM

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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 19, 2005, 11:47:18 PM
Seventeen is legal in this state, but still. When she works with you, and you hired her yourself............... you really start to feel repulsed by yourself.  :(  
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Mar 20, 2005, 12:18:57 AM
:blink:  
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Mar 20, 2005, 12:19:18 AM
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Seventeen is legal in this state, but still. When she works with you, and you sired her yourself............... you really start to feel repulsed by yourself.  :(
Fixed
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 20, 2005, 12:21:15 AM
"Sired" isn't a euphamism.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Mar 20, 2005, 12:23:05 AM
I wasn't trying to make a euphemism.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 20, 2005, 12:28:16 AM
And by "sire" you meant?
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Mar 20, 2005, 01:00:21 AM
To sire something is to father something.

I changed his post to make it sound like he has the hots for his daughter.

 :joe:

EDIT: I don't really know what you are getting at...  :huh:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 20, 2005, 03:26:02 AM
I sure would like to pick your brain, "Hentai Junior".
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 20, 2005, 12:23:10 PM
Jesus.  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 20, 2005, 02:43:51 PM
Fuck her hardcore.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 20, 2005, 03:21:13 PM
He did!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 20, 2005, 04:30:57 PM
I meant continually. Pound her until she realizes better.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 20, 2005, 06:01:40 PM
eww
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 20, 2005, 07:56:02 PM
Hahaha...
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Post by: The D on Mar 20, 2005, 09:30:19 PM
*makes room for Megs next to Tom*


My mother told me to delete any pr0n on my computer, if I have any, because it can be used against me. How, exactly? I didn't know pr0n was illegal, unless it's child pr0n.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 20, 2005, 09:31:38 PM
Because it would make you look like a "sex fiend".  HAHAHAHAHA... Sex fiend!
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Post by: The D on Mar 20, 2005, 09:45:13 PM
Compared to Tom, I'm pretty tame.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 20, 2005, 09:53:50 PM
:(
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 20, 2005, 11:24:46 PM
It's a matter of character.

Ha ha, "sired" her.  Hell, that takes Doug's throne.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 21, 2005, 07:05:17 PM
the only pr0n video that is acceptable now is Paris' video. It has become part of the american culture. Its one of those "where were you when...?" things
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 21, 2005, 07:21:38 PM
I wouldn't exactally deem it "acceptable".
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 21, 2005, 08:19:04 PM
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the only pr0n video that is acceptable now is Paris' video. It has become part of the american culture. Its one of those "where were you when...?" things
Paris is fuckin ugly, facewise. So is her sister.
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Post by: Bernie on Mar 21, 2005, 09:59:59 PM
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Its one of those "where were you when...?" things

Wonder how many could say "awaiting my turn"?  :blink:
 
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 21, 2005, 10:49:57 PM
Roughly 3300 people.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 22, 2005, 01:27:02 AM
I've never seen it and don't know where I was when... um, it happened?  Or it came out?  I dunno.  I do know I was watching SNL the night Princess Di got killed.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 22, 2005, 08:27:46 AM
I was up all night watching the news when she died.  It took my mind off my dad who died at 5 PM the next day.  Very surreal.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 22, 2005, 01:13:03 PM
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the only pr0n video that is acceptable now is Paris' video. It has become part of the american culture. Its one of those "where were you when...?" things
Paris is fuckin ugly, facewise. So is her sister.
Yeah she is ugly, but I think Nicki a little pretty especially with the dark hair.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 22, 2005, 04:48:02 PM
You would think that...
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 22, 2005, 05:53:05 PM
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the only pr0n video that is acceptable now is Paris' video. It has become part of the american culture. Its one of those "where were you when...?" things
Paris is fuckin ugly, facewise. So is her sister.
Yeah she is ugly, but I think Nicki a little pretty especially with the dark hair.
brunettes have more fun!!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 23, 2005, 03:37:36 AM
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You would think that...
Merla thinks every other person is ugly.  She said Ryan Seacrest was ugly.  And some poor duder on FMA.  And neither of them are actually ugly.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 23, 2005, 08:37:05 AM
Some people aren't worth the fuss.  I'm still trying to figure out why all the women here slick their panties over Ben Asslick. :wacko:
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Post by: Merla on Mar 23, 2005, 09:49:25 AM
I use to like him but I don't anymore.  I see him as white trash.


RYAN SEACREST AND RUSSELL TRIGHAM (SP?) ARE UGLY!!!  :joe:  
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Post by: Faye-Faye on Mar 23, 2005, 11:10:31 AM
yeah Ben Affleck is soo not cute
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Post by: Merla on Mar 23, 2005, 12:11:56 PM
RYAN SEACREST AND RUSSELL TRIGHAM (SP?) ARE UGLY!!!  

 
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 23, 2005, 02:34:01 PM
Did you post again to see if someone would correct your possibly in need of correcting spelling?
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Post by: Merla on Mar 23, 2005, 02:36:56 PM
No that was a mistake.  I am at work now and the librarians are nosey so I write all my stuff on MS Word and then paste when the coast is clear.  I didn't realize I had copied and pasted the wrong thing.  
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 23, 2005, 02:39:23 PM
I find this immensely humorous.

Also, your new avatar makes me think your twelve, and I can't figure out why.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 23, 2005, 02:43:44 PM
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I find this immensely humorous.

Also, your new avatar makes me think your twelve, and I can't figure out why.
Really,  I wonder why that is?  Does anyone happen to know the average age of FMA's fan base?  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 23, 2005, 09:24:50 PM
Yeah, he's one to talk.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 24, 2005, 01:32:27 AM
RYAN SEACREST AND RUSSELL TRIGHAM (SP?) ARE UGLY!!!  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 24, 2005, 01:35:00 AM
--------------------------wooooo!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 24, 2005, 01:53:17 AM
I just wanted to belong
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 24, 2005, 01:21:35 PM
RYAN SEACREST AND RUSSELL TRIGHAM (SP?) ARE UGLY!!!  
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Post by: Merla on Mar 24, 2005, 02:23:07 PM
When I see Emmy's advatar I think beachball!  Don't know why.  <_<  
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 24, 2005, 07:41:21 PM
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When I see Emmy's advatar I think beachball!  Don't know why.  <_<
I can see that.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 26, 2005, 04:43:14 PM
Beachball?  It's obvious it's a precious little kitty-cat!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 26, 2005, 10:15:56 PM
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Beachball?  It's obvious it's a precious little kitty-cat!
Then maybe I shouldn't have spiked it...
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 27, 2005, 04:22:21 PM
That explains why I got drunk when I drank its pee.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 27, 2005, 05:05:12 PM
That is hot.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 28, 2005, 11:50:40 PM
Yeah and the ice pretty much melted just like that.

Looking at this topic again, I'm reminded of the cute 16/17 yr old at work that always gets hit on by older guys.  One time it was something like "but you're 23 and I'm 16." "so?"  ha ha.  She's a very nice girl but I don't feel sorry for her because she's just too damn cute.
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Post by: Merla on Apr 08, 2005, 08:01:30 AM
It should be a crime to be that cute.  
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 08, 2005, 09:16:26 AM
Uh huh.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 08, 2005, 05:30:06 PM
Yeah...
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Post by: gwynn on Apr 08, 2005, 05:36:06 PM
My friends grandfather was hitting on me last week, its bad enough he was a man, but hes like...old.
I tried to be nice and just ignore it.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2005, 04:21:19 PM
GROSSNESS!  I think my lunch might of come up at him if that happened to me.  
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 11, 2005, 11:46:31 AM
I had a friend's grandfather give me a grope when I was in 7th grade. :x  I swear that was the beginning of my preference for younger guys.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 02:15:48 PM
Yeah, that would do it.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 02:52:50 PM
It would?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 11, 2005, 02:53:34 PM
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I had a friend's grandfather give me a grope when I was in 7th grade. :x  I swear that was the beginning of my preference for younger guys.
what is grope?
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 03:13:51 PM
To feel up.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 11, 2005, 06:14:38 PM
eww poor Bernie
maybe thats why you became bi :-p
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 06:43:17 PM
Yeah..... wait, I don't see it.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 11, 2005, 11:21:56 PM
old man touching a little innocent girl
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 12, 2005, 12:14:27 AM
But bi is liking both men and women.  How does an old man touching you make you turn to women when you could easily turn to younger men and leave it like that?  without turning to women?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 12, 2005, 12:20:27 AM
i dont know, maybe i have a different way of thinking :P
cant thinkg straight right now, i just read half of the book "laws of peoples" and my brain hurts.... but after i finish this im gonna be one of the most inelligent girls in the continent
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Post by: Max Con on Apr 12, 2005, 01:10:38 AM
You'd just end up killing the knowledge you gained on your next drunken outing.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 12, 2005, 10:45:04 AM
nono, this information is staying in my brain FOREVER
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Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 12, 2005, 01:02:27 PM
THis girl and I are getting very serious actually. I had no idea she was aw AWESOME as she is. And she just loves the fuck out of me, all her friends from school come into the store all the time just to see if the man lives up to the legend.




He does, btw.
 
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Post by: Merla on Apr 12, 2005, 02:56:05 PM
And what legend would that be?
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Post by: The D on Apr 12, 2005, 05:14:30 PM
Don't worry Megs, you have less than a year before she's legal.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 13, 2005, 12:22:38 AM
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And what legend would that be?
The legend of Curly's gold.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 13, 2005, 04:33:17 AM
She's already legal, assbutt.
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 13, 2005, 09:58:54 AM
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And what legend would that be?
The legend of Curly's gold.
Sometimes I love you Nuri.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 15, 2005, 06:00:53 PM
...And sometimes you don't.
You apparently have nuts,
And I don't.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 16, 2005, 11:59:57 PM
Ha ha ha!  :lol: What the fuck?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 17, 2005, 12:32:40 AM
Yeah, that's REALLY fucking random.  Even for you Nuriko...
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 17, 2005, 02:15:40 AM
yip, simon.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 17, 2005, 10:18:43 PM
That's not random.  It's the first thing that came to mind when I read his post.