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Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Fiero on Mar 15, 2005, 07:14:01 PM
He had it last year, too.  He's in ICU, this fucking sucks.  My dad's falling apart.

So, what's new in Sphereville?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 15, 2005, 07:18:09 PM
Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom part IV is out.
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Post by: blanktoe on Mar 15, 2005, 08:20:35 PM
THat was excellent. I hope that guy decides to do more movies liek that.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 15, 2005, 09:48:45 PM
How old's your dad?  
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 15, 2005, 10:55:04 PM
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How old's your dad?
58
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 15, 2005, 11:18:58 PM
Dude, that's not very old.  Tell him he can't die yet.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 16, 2005, 08:10:19 AM
Should I do it emotionally like in a movie as he's about to fall asleep?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 16, 2005, 08:17:26 AM
heart problems??
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 16, 2005, 08:20:23 AM
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heart problems??
Yes.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 16, 2005, 11:16:58 AM
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How old's your dad?
58
Mine is 62.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 16, 2005, 12:07:02 PM
They're gonna take him off the IV, if his heart doesn't work right, he has to come home with it . . . indefinitly.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 16, 2005, 12:50:27 PM
I'm sorry to hear about your dad.   :(  That sucks.  Hope he recovers soon.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 17, 2005, 09:26:37 AM
Sorry to hear it, Fiero - I did that gig.  I hope your dad can get patched up & have some more good years.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 17, 2005, 09:05:47 PM
He should be moved to a normal room tommorrow, he was in the ICU.  On top of all that's going on, some idiot at the hospital put the catheter in wrong and when they took it out there was blood everywhere, and they didn't even clean him up.  When my mom saw it she was pissed.  Fucking idiots.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 17, 2005, 09:55:05 PM
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He should be moved to a normal room tommorrow, he was in the ICU.  On top of all that's going on, some idiot at the hospital put the catheter in wrong and when they took it out there was blood everywhere, and they didn't even clean him up.  When my mom saw it she was pissed.  Fucking idiots.
oh fucking aye i almost fainted when i read what you wrote. im not kidding. Hi my name is Daniella and I'm an hemophobic :'(
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 17, 2005, 11:23:20 PM
What a cute name!  :)  
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 17, 2005, 11:45:29 PM
I hear the catheter story a lot.  :x
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Post by: Merla on Mar 18, 2005, 08:32:52 AM
It hurts like hell when they pull it out.   :huh:   :unsure:   :angry:  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 18, 2005, 10:06:10 AM
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What a cute name!  :)
why, thanks :-)
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 19, 2005, 10:47:52 AM
Dude. I am so sorry. I freaked out when my dad went in for heart surgery...
I would totally curse out the fool who put a catheter in wrong. OF ALL THE THINGS that should be put in RIGHT, a Catheter is.....OW.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Mar 23, 2005, 01:44:10 PM
This really bothers me.  My dad died of congestive heart failure three years ago.  He was 71, but in great shape prior to his initial hospitalization.  If there's nothing killing you before you go, there is afterwards...I hesitate to go to a doctor for this reason.

Had my mother not been there with him every time he went into the hospital, he'd have died from medical malpractice at least half a dozen times, and that's just from idiocy in the ICU and hospital room.  Of course, they did enough by screwing up the first surgery and freezing his lungs solid in the process of the second, as he was unable to recover from those matters.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 23, 2005, 01:57:10 PM
Nothing like that happened, he had just been coughing abnormally bad.  What a surprise, he was congested.

He's fairly fine now, as fine as he could be I geuss.  I worry about myself though, as this sort of thing runs in the family.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 23, 2005, 02:00:26 PM
Mine died at 71 as well, DS.  He was diagnosed with a faulty heart valve and was all for having the relatively-common replacement surgery replaced, but NYLCare 65, the HMO he was with, kept putting it off, electing to change/increase his medication.  His primary care physician finally hospitalized him, and he was dead within a week when the valve failed and he literally drowned because of his own lungs filling with fluid.

According to doctors I spoke to off the record, capitated care organizations such as NYLCare assigned a dollar " value" to each patient based on age, sex and existing physican factors, i.e. smoking, past illnesses, family history, etc.  The primary care physician responsible for orchestrating all care received a financial incentive to keep the cost of treatment for each patient under that amount.

We took them to court and helped shut NYLCare down.  I tend to agree with you regarding medical care in general.  
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Post by: Merla on Mar 23, 2005, 02:32:24 PM
My maternal Grandfather died at 79 in November ’99.  He had gone in for a bypass for blocked arteries.  A week after his release he was rushed back to the hospital where he died a few days later.  Turns out the arteries that had been cleared out were now clogged again! WTF?!?  
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 24, 2005, 12:58:38 AM
I don't like hospitals or doctors or any of that stuff, period.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 24, 2005, 01:27:38 AM
Probably a good thing that Captain Joe and the Harlock--I mean Canada Gundam aborted your Saber babies.  Rama was left devistated though as he was left soaked in the pancake batter and maple syrup from C-Gundam's machine gun nipples.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 24, 2005, 02:04:23 AM
RYAN SEACREST AND RUSSELL TRIGHAM (SP?) ARE UGLY!!!  :blink:
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 24, 2005, 02:06:58 AM
Yeah...  You're in denail about that chapter of your life.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 24, 2005, 02:14:29 AM
You wouldn't be?  Is there any reason you have to keep bringing him up?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 24, 2005, 02:49:39 AM
*rips off mask* BECAUSE I AM HIM!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 24, 2005, 03:12:09 AM
Stop it, you're gonna make me cry.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 24, 2005, 03:19:29 AM
Hahaha...Inappropriate!  
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 24, 2005, 06:39:34 AM
Was that a spelling error or did you just pussy out on saying something?
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Post by: Merla on Mar 24, 2005, 02:37:33 PM
I think the latter.
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Post by: The D on Mar 24, 2005, 05:55:28 PM
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Probably a good thing that Captain Joe and the Harlock--I mean Canada Gundam aborted your Saber babies.  Rama was left devistated though as he was left soaked in the pancake batter and maple syrup from C-Gundam's machine gun nipples.
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I'm glad I'm ignorant about everything mentioned there.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 25, 2005, 12:04:54 PM
I was under the impression you were just ignorant.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 25, 2005, 03:08:35 PM
Ha ha.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 26, 2005, 01:27:32 AM
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Was that a spelling error or did you just pussy out on saying something?
Spelling error actually.  It's hard to spell while drinking.  Just ask Faye!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 26, 2005, 11:48:31 AM
it is :)  
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Post by: Merla on Mar 26, 2005, 02:10:24 PM
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Ha ha.
Megs laughing makes me laugh.  :lol:  
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 26, 2005, 05:11:03 PM
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Probably a good thing that Captain Joe and the Harlock--I mean Canada Gundam aborted your Saber babies.  Rama was left devistated though as he was left soaked in the pancake batter and maple syrup from C-Gundam's machine gun nipples.
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I'm glad I'm ignorant about everything mentioned there.
Actually I was lost on most of that as well.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 26, 2005, 05:18:58 PM
Half-trutha reign supreme!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 26, 2005, 05:21:58 PM
Or maybe you're just freak!  Ever think about that one!?  Huh!?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 26, 2005, 10:14:49 PM
Im a freak, you're a freak, everyone here is freaky. Let's not delude ourselves.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 27, 2005, 12:17:17 AM
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Ha ha.
Megs laughing makes me laugh.  :lol:
Things that are funny makes me be to laughing.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 27, 2005, 04:26:24 PM
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Im a freak, you're a freak, everyone here is freaky. Let's not delude ourselves.
I don't have to do what you tell me to do!  You're not my mom!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 27, 2005, 05:04:49 PM
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Im a freak, you're a freak, everyone here is freaky. Let's not delude ourselves.
I don't have to do what you tell me to do!  You're not my mom!
No...

I am your father. JOIN ME, AND WE CAN RULE THE GALAXY AS FATHER AND DAUGHTER! The Emperor has forseen this, it is your destiny.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 28, 2005, 11:51:42 PM
Oh.... okay.  No incest!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 29, 2005, 12:10:58 AM
I'll say.  Besides which, there's no way that's possible anyway.  Nuri doesn't have a goofy accent...  She doesn't say things like "tanic" or "re-taded".
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 29, 2005, 12:24:39 AM
Chow-dehrr?  Chow-dehrr?  Chow-dah!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 29, 2005, 12:30:44 AM
OH NOES!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 29, 2005, 12:36:25 AM
[doHTML]Don't fear.  Just go to the Tom Duo fansite (http://quimby.alltoons.co.uk/) and allow assimilation.[/doHTML]
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 29, 2005, 12:41:18 AM
Wow...  Spiffy site design!  
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 29, 2005, 01:02:26 AM
What I was typing that out, I almost typed in "insemination" instead of assimilation.  Egad!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 29, 2005, 01:29:17 AM
Haha!!! You should have!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 29, 2005, 01:45:08 AM
I would never encourage that!  Not with tom's chow-dah!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 29, 2005, 01:59:16 AM
Oh.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 29, 2005, 02:00:55 AM
It would eat the skin right off of your rectum!  Or so the legends say....
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 29, 2005, 02:08:29 AM
Good thing I don't eat seafood.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 29, 2005, 02:19:26 AM
In soviet Russia, seafod eats you.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 29, 2005, 07:11:05 AM
I'm enjoying this two-sided banter.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 29, 2005, 09:20:03 AM
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Chow-dehrr?  Chow-dehrr?  Chow-dah!
omgg you make fun of his accent soo much, thasnks god i didnt go to that yahoo voice chat, you would have make more fun of mine:(
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 29, 2005, 11:45:52 AM
I'm told I have no accent.   However, if I listen to someone else with an obvious accent/speech pattern long enough, I have to be careful to not start mimicking it.   :P  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 29, 2005, 12:06:59 PM
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Chow-dehrr?  Chow-dehrr?  Chow-dah!
omgg you make fun of his accent soo much, thasnks god i didnt go to that yahoo voice chat, you would have make more fun of mine:(
Uhhnnnhhhh. :(  I wana hear your accent. Nuri's jus tisn't strong enough to the point that it can be made fun of.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 29, 2005, 01:36:48 PM
Whhhaaa???? Nuri has an accent!?!?   :blink:  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 29, 2005, 01:44:56 PM
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I'm told I have no accent.   However, if I listen to someone else with an obvious accent/speech pattern long enough, I have to be careful to not start mimicking it.   :P
that happens to me when i hear argentinians speaking
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Post by: Merla on Mar 29, 2005, 01:48:49 PM
Columbians are the worst.  I don't like having to deal with them.  <_<  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 29, 2005, 04:22:11 PM
one of my coworkers was colombian <_<  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 29, 2005, 08:19:16 PM
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Oh.... okay.  No incest!
Does the sexy Merla count?

 :ph34r:

*needs an inhaler*
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 29, 2005, 10:44:34 PM
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Columbians are the worst.  I don't like having to deal with them.  <_<
They've never really bothered me.  I've never gotten along with Peurto Ricans too well though...
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 30, 2005, 08:51:57 AM
I have a friend married to a Columbian.  He went ape shit about something Xmas eve  8 years ago and took a baseball bat to all the presents & the tree.  She ran her pregnant self outside, grabbed their two huskies and got to a neighbors' while he was distracted with the rampage & called the cops. They've been divorced for a while now, but she won't be entirely rid of him until their daughter turns 18.  

On the plus side, the kid is bilingual, as he's the only one in the family who speaks English.  :P  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 30, 2005, 10:48:12 AM
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I have a friend married to a Columbian.  He went ape shit about something Xmas eve  8 years ago and took a baseball bat to all the presents & the tree.  She ran her pregnant self outside, grabbed their two huskies and got to a neighbors' while he was distracted with the rampage & called the cops. They've been divorced for a while now, but she won't be entirely rid of him until their daughter turns 18.  

On the plus side, the kid is bilingual, as he's the only one in the family who speaks English.  :P
When I first moved here, my Spanish teacher was Columbian. She didn't speak a word of English, and always was drinking Coca Cola. I swear, Hispanics love Coke.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 30, 2005, 01:05:39 PM
I work with this dude.  And thank the heavenly father he's stationed at the other campus so I hardly have to deal with him.  He's Columbian and such an @$$!  He is always monopolizing my time and that of my co-workers.  My bosses were doing him some favors and he didn't seem to understand this.  So when they were not around he became very demanding toward the rest of us, treating us like a bunch of dummies.  Half the time I couldn't do what he wanted because I was alone and I cannot leave my station when I am alone and he would get upset and nasty when I tried to explain this to him.  My bosses had their boss's boss tell him to leave us alone.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 30, 2005, 01:24:54 PM
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Columbians are the worst.  I don't like having to deal with them.  <_<
They've never really bothered me.  I've never gotten along with Peurto Ricans too well though...
fuck puertoricans.


Colombians never bother us peruvians, probably cause they know that if it wasn't for Peru they wouldnt be so famous for the coke
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 30, 2005, 01:32:41 PM
[Stupid Response]But Faye, wasn't Coke created in Atlanta Georgia?[/Stupid Response].
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 30, 2005, 02:28:13 PM
I did mean Coca Cola. And I must agree, most Puerto Ricans and cubans... hell most Hispanics are ethnocentric assholes.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 30, 2005, 03:01:43 PM
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Chow-dehrr?  Chow-dehrr?  Chow-dah!
omgg you make fun of his accent soo much, thasnks god i didnt go to that yahoo voice chat, you would have make more fun of mine:(
That's a line from the Simpsons.  We're just kidding around about him sounding like Diamond Joe Quimby.  I have no idea what tom sounds like.  There's no way anyone would've made fun of you.  You probably have a sexy accent and MegatronYES would've just gone off and played paddleball with himself or something.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 30, 2005, 04:01:24 PM
I kinda sound like that :(

But screw you! My State didn't give the world Bush!

Well actually connecticutt did, but apparently W is a Texan by... scandal?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 30, 2005, 04:03:43 PM
Dad moved here to do tax-friendly bidness.  The rest is notoriety.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 30, 2005, 04:29:24 PM
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I kinda sound like that :(

But screw you! My State didn't give the world Bush!

Well actually connecticutt did, but apparently W is a Texan by... scandal?
It may not have been your state, but it was your part of the country!  When an irate Mexican, a trendy Indian, or a bucktoothed hyucking cowboy becomes president, then you can bitch at us.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 30, 2005, 04:35:21 PM
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I kinda sound like that :(

But screw you! My State didn't give the world Bush!

Well actually connecticutt did, but apparently W is a Texan by... scandal?
It may not have been your state, but it was your part of the country!  When an irate Mexican, a trendy Indian, or a bucktoothed hyucking cowboy becomes president, then you can bitch at us.
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hyucking cowboy becomes president


Isn't that what... happened? HE'S ALWAYS ON THE DAMN RANCH SHOOTING THINGS!!!!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 30, 2005, 04:49:37 PM
he's not a real cowboy!  he's a wannabe!
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 30, 2005, 05:11:27 PM
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he's not a real cowboy!  he's a wannabe!
Yeah, he doesn't even have a real cow or horse, they're all secret service agents dressed up to make sure he doesn't hurt himself.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 30, 2005, 05:13:41 PM
Exactly!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 30, 2005, 05:30:11 PM
Anyone who says he isn't ends up in Gitmo. Do you want that to happen to you?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 30, 2005, 08:13:04 PM
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he's not a real cowboy!  he's a wannabe!
Yeah, he doesn't even have a real cow or horse, they're all secret service agents dressed up to make sure he doesn't hurt himself.
or choking  on things
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 31, 2005, 10:16:55 AM
That reference is old.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 31, 2005, 03:14:24 PM
who are you to say whats old and whats not?  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 01, 2005, 12:12:49 AM
Your pussy is almost old.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 01, 2005, 12:14:27 AM
The Sphere has a 10% senior discount.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 01, 2005, 12:15:43 AM
Schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 01, 2005, 12:16:53 AM
ID is required at purchase.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 01, 2005, 12:25:53 AM
What a world...
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 01, 2005, 12:34:16 AM
I picture Congress to be a group of those old ugly hunched things from The Dark Crystal.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 01, 2005, 12:51:10 AM
And Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock is there for no reason.
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 01, 2005, 08:08:41 AM
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I picture Congress to be a group of those old ugly hunched things from The Dark Crystal.
Skeksis.  Everytime I watch that movie I want to make a video game, a card game, or a tabletop adventure game.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 01, 2005, 08:15:01 AM
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Your pussy is almost old.
no, im 21. if someone is old here, is your dick. want some viagra?
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Post by: Merla on Apr 01, 2005, 10:05:08 PM
Oh man I am so clueless.  I was thinking pussy cat not pussy muff.  That's what i get for not reading everything.  LOL   :lol:  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 01, 2005, 11:19:26 PM
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Your pussy is almost old.
no, im 21. if someone is old here, is your dick. want some viagra?
constant use sometimes causes premature aging. Too bad viagra cures a limp dick... and nothin cures sloppy pussy. You can always get your tits raised, though.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 02, 2005, 03:21:43 AM
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Your pussy is almost old.
no, im 21. if someone is old here, is your dick. want some viagra?
constant use sometimes causes premature aging. Too bad viagra cures a limp dick... and nothin cures sloppy pussy. You can always get your tits raised, though.
yeah I can, and you can always get your """"dick""""" cut so you can finally be that freaking puertorican woman you always wanted to be



edit: trying not to be so ""rude""
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 02, 2005, 07:34:43 AM
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Your pussy is almost old.
no, im 21. if someone is old here, is your dick. want some viagra?
constant use sometimes causes premature aging. Too bad viagra cures a limp dick... and nothin cures sloppy pussy. You can always get your tits raised, though.
yeah I can, and you can always get your """"dick""""" cut so you can finally be that freaking puertorican woman you always wanted to be



edit: trying not to be so ""rude""
What possibly could have been there?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 02, 2005, 12:46:12 PM
Something you've been bugging me through countless emails to see.

STOP IT!
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 04, 2005, 09:26:13 AM
Sorry, that was me.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 04, 2005, 12:16:40 PM
Well in that case, I'll post one.
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 04, 2005, 01:21:34 PM
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Well in that case, I'll post one.
Disturbing.  I'll have nightmares for years.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 05, 2005, 10:20:26 AM
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Well in that case, I'll post one.
:slaps Tom:
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Post by: Merla on Apr 05, 2005, 01:05:03 PM
Come on everyone do The Shipley.   **Dances around like a idiot**  :P  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 05, 2005, 08:53:43 PM
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Well in that case, I'll post one.
:slaps Tom:
*leans back, and whacks Faye with lil Shipley*
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 05, 2005, 09:18:43 PM
From the scan he posted, I think "lil Shipley's" too small to be swung at anyone.  You'd kinda have to flick it like a piece of candy in a movie theater...
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Post by: Merla on Apr 05, 2005, 09:28:23 PM
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From the scan he posted, I think "lil Shipley's" too small to be swung at anyone.  You'd kinda have to flick it like a piece of candy in a movie theater...
Oh come on don't be such a jerk.  It's a good size.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 05, 2005, 10:11:31 PM
Oh yeah and yellow too.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 06, 2005, 08:18:06 AM
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From the scan he posted, I think "lil Shipley's" too small to be swung at anyone.  You'd kinda have to flick it like a piece of candy in a movie theater...
Oh come on don't be such a jerk.  It's a good size.
 :joe: ..................





















I WANNA SEE ITTTTT!!
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Post by: Fiero on Apr 06, 2005, 10:28:00 AM
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From the scan he posted, I think "lil Shipley's" too small to be swung at anyone.  You'd kinda have to flick it like a piece of candy in a movie theater...
Oh come on don't be such a jerk.  It's a good size.
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I WANNA SEE ITTTTT!!
You would.
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 06, 2005, 11:31:41 AM
Pay me, and you will. I have PayPal.
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 06, 2005, 11:41:10 AM
Will it be dancing?  :blink:  
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: gwynn on Apr 06, 2005, 11:48:15 AM
ive seen it and Ill have to go with Handy on this one, but in his defence, putting it in the scanner might have cut off circulation.
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 06, 2005, 12:38:39 PM
It didn't do any damage. And I can make it wiggle using the gif format... :)
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Bernie on Apr 06, 2005, 01:28:55 PM
Well, considering I adopted you as a sibling and we're both in states with more than 10 last names, I'm closing my eyes until it's all over.  -_-  
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 06, 2005, 02:36:07 PM
Good thing, my Shipley can get out of control. It's like Raiders of the Lost ArK. Lightning, Smoke, and wierd Things comin out.

Where is Joe, anyways, he knows Shipley.
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: The D on Apr 06, 2005, 03:46:39 PM
Tom posted a scan of his penis?  :x  
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 06, 2005, 06:12:24 PM
No, I posted a picture of my little Shipley.
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 06, 2005, 07:00:38 PM
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Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 06, 2005, 07:57:52 PM
:)
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 07, 2005, 09:46:36 AM
Quick!  Catch it & bread it for Merla!  :P  
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 07, 2005, 11:45:45 AM
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Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 08, 2005, 01:36:47 AM
That doesnt' count as a response, there, buddy.
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Merla on Apr 08, 2005, 07:40:39 AM
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Quick!  Catch it & bread it for Merla!  :P
 :blink:  :lol:  
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2005, 04:56:09 PM
She already has one.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 10, 2005, 11:11:17 AM
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She already has one.
is that a cheesesteak??? :blink:  
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 10, 2005, 01:58:47 PM
I think it's supposed to be Ship's junk...
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: B E C K on Apr 10, 2005, 11:32:16 PM
I think it's a cr0n and by cr0n I mean penis and by penis I mean cr0n.
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 10, 2005, 11:34:04 PM
You should wrap your baby carrots like that.
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: B E C K on Apr 10, 2005, 11:50:03 PM
Don't be silly, those get the tupperware treatment.
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 10, 2005, 11:51:37 PM
Weak.
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: B E C K on Apr 10, 2005, 11:58:36 PM
It maintains their freshness!  Strong!  Very strong!
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 11, 2005, 12:12:35 PM
Ozarka water rules!  :D  
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Merla on Apr 11, 2005, 01:49:07 PM
Dasani sucks.  That shit is way too salty.  
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 01:58:21 PM
They have Dasani at the site, Merla, it hasn't been salty.  Maybe they've fixed it.  I miss my Clearly Canadian water.  I think it's also in that picture.  And dammit Merla, make Lust bigger.
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Merla on Apr 11, 2005, 02:21:35 PM
Holy Cow.  I had forgotten about that.  They must have fixed it.  
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 11, 2005, 02:36:00 PM
Voss is the new number uno in waters. Im drinking one right now:-D
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 02:42:58 PM
Fuji water is still the best to me.
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Merla on Apr 11, 2005, 02:43:55 PM
Never heard of those.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 11, 2005, 02:45:54 PM
Voss its aaall over the east coast now
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 02:45:56 PM
It's a squarish bottle, it's well water, very tasty.
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 11, 2005, 02:50:31 PM
http://www.slg.com/news_events/HoustonChro...e-VossWater.htm (http://www.slg.com/news_events/HoustonChronicleArticle-VossWater.htm)
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 02:53:40 PM
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Voss its aaall over the east coast now
Considering we're in South Texas, maybe that's why we've never heard of it.
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 02:55:48 PM
But Faye lives in shitty Pennsylvainia, that doesn't mean it's anywhere but there. The Eagles suck, anyways. :)
Title: My dad's in the hospital
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 11, 2005, 02:58:49 PM
nah i was wrong, its all over LA too