The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: blanktoe on Mar 11, 2005, 11:47:42 PM
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enjoy.
http://www.redshirt.co.uk/media/batman/ (http://www.redshirt.co.uk/media/batman/)
A New Bunny (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/223809)
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Haha. The Batman thing was good, but that Buzz crap was way too over the top.
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It still was better than this week's South Park
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Argh. I missed it, but from the episode description over at tvtome, I'm kind of glad. Vaginaplasty, indeed. :joe:
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Blech! :joe:
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This week's South Park was fucking gold. Kyle's dad becomes a Jewphin.
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A lawphin?
That last one was stupid. They could of least left the cuss words in, that beeping was throwing me off.
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It still was better than this week's South Park
my friend called me to tell me to watch it, but SEX AND THE CITY was on!
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You need to let that show go.
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no WAY
hey, remember the problem i have in my comp? seems like it needs more space. so ive been deleting movies, etc, EXCEPT the sex and the city episodes. those will NEVER EVER get deleted
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A lawphin?
That last one was stupid. They could of least left the cuss words in, that beeping was throwing me off.
I atleast liked the fact that no one was concerned that Kyle was an amputee at the end of the episode... Not to mention that the animation where he loses his legs was completely hilarious--there was nut residue and blood everywhere!
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Jewphin? FTW?
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You kinda have to see the episode... Mr. Garrison gets a sex change, Kyle's uber-liberal mother explains to confused Kyle that some people's insides don't match their outsides and that cosmetic surgeons can change their outsides to make them happy. Kyle deceides that he'd like to be tall and black so he could make the basketball team, Kyle's dad is really pissed off that such ideas are being put into Kyle's head and even more pissed that the surgeon agrees to do a "Negroplasty" on Kyle if he could come up with the money. The surgeon uses reverse psychology on Kyle's dad and asks him what he's dreamed of being...Kyle's dad reveals he's always drempt of being a dolphin... After the surgery, Cartman dubs him a "Jewphin". Happy?
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Yes very.
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I get it, jewphin.
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He could've just said "Kyle's dad made into a dolphin".
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That was implied. I figured you'd aleast ask how, so I pulled no stops.
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Nuri hates explantations.
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I liked that New Bunny flash.
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I liked how Garrison's testes were Kyle's knees and his scrotum was Kyle's dad's dorsal fin.
"THAT DOLPHIN HAS MY SCROTUM!"
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Dude, I hate it when that happens.
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I wouldn't know.
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Nuri hates explantations.
As do I. It's better when one gets to the point.
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I should have 'splained it then.
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Yea, ya cocksucking cigarette.
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Are you calling him a British penis eater?
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I know I am.
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Bitches. You're all bitches.
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Wuh oh! Someone missed tea time!
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Your mom missed tea time...
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So?
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She's just as irritable.
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Like tea makes any sort of difference on that.
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Cyanide tablets it is then!
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Like tea makes any sort of difference on that.
have you ever tried Bubble tea?
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I tried to, but the coffee shop didn't have the bubbles for it.
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d'oh
its all about the yummmyyy bubbles
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Does it taste like warm, carbonated tea?
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the bubbles are little starch balls
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So what's in it?
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the bubbles are little starch balls
Tee.. Hee... she said balls. :lol:
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So did you.
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Damn looks as if I have been served. <_<
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Indeed.
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Wow, you're a good servant Zero, ya know, like a slave girl in a little gold bikini, except gay.
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Funny, that's not what your mom said last night.
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You're right, she didn't, she was crying because her husband's in the hospital, you fucking asshole.
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Fuck you douche. My mom has fucking cancer and I'll take any "your mom" shit thrown at me. You joke about me, I'll joke about you. Go take a cock up the ass, homo.
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I was still having a good time, you're the one who didn't realize someone might be throwing it around lightly as to relieve stress. And btw, mom said hi.
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Settle down, jerks.
Heh heh heh. Boner.
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I'll do what I want, when I want and how I wanna do it.
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Like tea makes any sort of difference on that.
have you ever tried Bubble tea?
I've never heard of that.
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I looked it up. I'm good for that kind of shit. (http://www.bubbleteasupply.com/index.php?page=what.html)
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We call it "boba" around here.
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Goddamn Kaminos...
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I think everyone here needs to start smoking some of that stuff Max Con been smoking and relax. :ph34r:
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I looked it up. I'm good for that kind of shit. (http://www.bubbleteasupply.com/index.php?page=what.html)
its fucking good. except if you suck too hard and you end up choking with one of those little tapioca balls :(
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The mall in Davenport has the cutest little Bubble Tea shop. Maybe next time I go there I'll stop in and get one. Just because it's so cute.
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Ive seen that, but I'd rather just have a snapple. I don't like black things floating in my drinks.
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Remember Orbitz?
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The gum?
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No, a soft drink with little tapiocas in it.
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I do, actually.
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I liked that stuff, actually.
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It was okay...
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It tasted good, just it reminded me of bad bad backwashed soda.
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You drank that?
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backwashed soda?
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Yes.
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What about Serge?
Or Mr. Green?
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Yuck.
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What about Serge?
Or Mr. Green?
Surge was great.
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Only if your tongue was on fire and your only choices were Surge and urine--and even that's a tough choice...
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Yeah, but we know you'd prefer choice C, hot salty jizz. Mmm, yum.
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Yes, because if my tongue were on fire--if I were in excruciating agony, I'd have time to jack off and land a load of man-jam in my mouth... We knew that already.
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I liked Surge.
I especially liked all of the marketing behind it. It was just so EXTREME!
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Bubble tea looks like it has eggs in it. Serge is a sportsdrink?
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Surge.
It was a Dew knock off. I wanna say.........1998-2000
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It lasted alot longer than 2000.
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Unlike your sight capabilities..
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Do you do the Dew? I did do Dew but now I usually don't do Dew.
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Hahaha... Nuri said "do-Dew"...
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It's so tempting... to accompany that with a picture.
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I'll bet!
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Plums.
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Yes, because if my tongue were on fire--if I were in excruciating agony, I'd have time to jack off and land a load of man-jam in my mouth... We knew that already.
I heard you kept a bottle of Toe's on you at all time.
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Just cause he supplies to you, doesn't mean he supplies to me. If I used anything, it would be my own. It is a hocus-pocus cure for cancer, afterall.
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I would say SERVED, but he's still Zero, whereas you're still Tom.
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Exactally.
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If you sprinkle some of Toe's over your shoulder, you'll kill bad luck demons. It also works like acid on shoe and cookie elves
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O my bithc, who would want to kill cookie elves? :blink:
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http://www.electricferret.com/fights/elves.htm (http://www.electricferret.com/fights/elves.htm) Because they lost the first time.
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Just cause he supplies to you, doesn't mean he supplies to me. If I used anything, it would be my own. It is a hocus-pocus cure for cancer, afterall.
I prefer Surge and orbits, not man jizz. And the fact that you have researched the healing properties of jizz makes me wonder what you do at Rest Stops...
:blink:
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I was referring to selling my own as a hocus pocus cure for cancer. Aside from that, I never really travel and don't hit up Sanfransico Rest Stops. If this is some cheap tactic for you to arrange a gay "meeting" between the two of us, you've failed miserably.
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Then why have you been emailing me those pictures of you with the speculum. Frankly, I wonder why it hasn't sucked in matter over time.
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Probably because you've been e-mailing them to yourself.
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<_< Oh that was great come back.
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Much like you're the worlds greatest cum-drinker.
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Again, who's writing your material? A seven year old on a playground? :D
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No way I'd use the same writers as you.
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No way I'd use the same writers as you.
Well they gotta be used for something, or else D could molest them and further incriminate himself. And do you want that on your conscience? I know I don't.
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SERVED.
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No way I'd use the same writers as you.
Well they gotta be used for something, or else D could molest them and further incriminate himself. And do you want that on your conscience? I know I don't.
Okay, you got me there...
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http://www.electricferret.com/fights/elves.htm (http://www.electricferret.com/fights/elves.htm) Because they lost the first time.
Might be cool if they did it in images or flash, rather than just text.
http://www.electricferret.com/fights/capn.htm (http://www.electricferret.com/fights/capn.htm)
When, exactly, did Kirk pilot the same damn ship that Picard did even though they aren't even in the same time period?
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That site is wrong. Captains Kirk and Picard both commanded different Starships both named Enterprise. Kirk captianed the original starship U.S.S. Enterprise (NCC-1701) from 2266-2271. In 2363 Picard was given the command of the USS Enterprise D (NCC-1701D).
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:: claps ::
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:: claps ::
Are you going to transmutate something?
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Boooo!
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Hissss!
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AHHHH!!!!
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Yehesss..........
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Man, manga Wrath is so awesome.
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Manga this... Manga that...
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Yehesss..........
Mwhahahhahahha!!! Megs made me laugh once again! :lol:
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That site is wrong. Captains Kirk and Picard both commanded different Starships both named Enterprise. Kirk captianed the original starship U.S.S. Enterprise (NCC-1701) from 2266-2271. In 2363 Picard was given the command of the USS Enterprise D (NCC-1701D).
Jesus Christ. What's wrong with "no, different Enterprises"? Fucking Know-It-All. :doug:
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Dork-Trek.
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I'm gonna put nothing but red shirts in Merla's closet, in case she ever gets kidnapped by the Enterprise.
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"I don't suppose Merla would be interested in a metric shitload of Star Trek dolls, figures, Hallmark ornaments, etc. at next to nothing?", she asked hopefully. :unsure:
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Yehesss..........
Mwhahahhahahha!!! Megs made me laugh once again! :lol:
:: takes a bow ::
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"I don't suppose Merla would be interested in a metric shitload of Star Trek dolls, figures, Hallmark ornaments, etc. at next to nothing?", she asked hopefully. :unsure:
I'm not that much of a fan. I got the years Captians Kirk and Picard commanded from Google.
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And I was going to throw in a case of Diet Big Red! :D No Kroger's in SA, right? They have Diet Big Red this week for $1/2-litre bottle.
NOBODY wants Star Trek crap. We're stuck with it for life. :angry:
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WOW! Diet Big Red Rocks!!! :D It doesn't even taste like diet. Sorry Bernie I am sure there has got to be someone who wants that stuff.
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I bet it does taste like diet. =P I don't know if we have any Kroger's left. They pretty much killed them off some years back.
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They just migrated over here, and are multiplying.
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I like HEB better, but Kroger's closer. Tough decisions. <_<
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What the hell are you talking about?
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Grocery stores. Duh.
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I like HEB better, but Kroger's closer. Tough decisions. <_<
My girlfriend used to have a HEB right next to her house, I loved it because they had Dublin Dr. Pepper. Then wal-mart opened across the highway and HEB committed suicide.
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Wall-mart makes a lot of people commit suicide.
Except the elderly who staff it, though. They know they're going to die eventually so they don't bother.
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Fucking Espaneese.
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I love HEB, but when we move to the new house, the closest one will be Wal-Mart. Or a mom-and-pop type called Ben's. Or should I say madre-y-padre... type-o...
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I like the Asian Market. The really big one that sells mochi rice and Koala March cookies.
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Squall-mart....god.... :wacko:
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Wal-marts are like bunnies. Cute when there's one or two, but when you start getting too many, it's time to call in Farmer McGregor.