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Post by: The D on Mar 10, 2005, 10:04:24 PM

I want my $8 back!  :angry:

I went into this movie with high expectations because everyone told me how much it kicked ass. And I came out kinda disappointed. It tried too hard to be a combination of a horror movie and an action movie, and it didn't quite go either way. There wasn't enough horror, and there wasn't enough action.

The only thing it had going for it was it was stylish. Hell looked pretty cool. I'll have to go visit there sometime and pick out a spot to chill, since I'll be going there eventually.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 10, 2005, 10:06:43 PM

It was decent.  Hellboy was far, far better.

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Post by: blanktoe on Mar 10, 2005, 10:59:14 PM

I liked it but that might just be because I didn't pay to see it.  

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Post by: joe on Mar 10, 2005, 11:01:15 PM

I didn't pay to see Team America: World Police and I still fucking hated it.

Sideways was good though. Good and free.

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Post by: blanktoe on Mar 10, 2005, 11:02:52 PM

Team America was just pure shit.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 10, 2005, 11:07:15 PM

Compared to Orgazmo, yes.  On it's own, still good.

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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 11, 2005, 01:34:59 AM

:angry: .........



 :rolleyes:  

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 11, 2005, 06:40:05 AM

What?  

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Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2005, 07:34:55 AM

And I've seen not one of those movies.  People have been telling me to see Constatine though.

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Post by: Merla on Mar 11, 2005, 08:07:59 AM

I was going to say why is he going to the movies given his situation and all but then it occurred to me that this may be his last time in a long time.

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Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2005, 08:17:03 AM

You're so positive.

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 11, 2005, 10:09:32 AM

everything with Keanu Reeves in it is considered excellent, in my mind.

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Post by: joe on Mar 11, 2005, 12:26:10 PM

I've heard it's based on some comic book...

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 11, 2005, 02:17:13 PM

I'd rather see one about the Roman Emperor.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 11, 2005, 04:50:54 PM

My Keanu impersonation is just about spot-on.

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Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2005, 09:01:16 PM

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I've heard it's based on some comic book...

 :lol:
 

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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 12, 2005, 01:44:30 PM

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What?

Oh, no. Not you, sorry. Toe and Joe.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 12, 2005, 04:57:49 PM

Who are those guys?

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Post by: Merla on Mar 12, 2005, 08:00:36 PM

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Who are those guys?

Rodimustoe and Joerammstein.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 12, 2005, 08:01:56 PM

Still drawing a blank...

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Post by: Fiero on Mar 12, 2005, 10:11:24 PM

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Still drawing a blank...

diepleasethxkbye, newb.

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Post by: blanktoe on Mar 15, 2005, 04:15:03 AM

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Still drawing a blank...

 :huh:  

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 15, 2005, 12:19:06 PM

OH WAIT!  KENAN AND CANADA GUNDAM!  I REMEMBER!

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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 17, 2005, 09:33:43 AM

Get two friends who also have 8 dollars, go by the theatre and wave some publically-illegal body part at the Constantine poster, then go to Best Buy & get the Hellboy set.

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Post by: Merla on Mar 17, 2005, 05:54:54 PM

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OH WAIT!  KENAN AND CANADA GUNDAM!  I REMEMBER!

LMFAO.  Yeah when I first saw that dude I thought hey it's Joe Rammy.  :lol:  

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 17, 2005, 06:28:47 PM

Hahaha...  I think everyone did.  

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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 19, 2005, 11:48:05 PM

Movies suck.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 19, 2005, 11:55:03 PM

And you ironically work at Blockbuster.

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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 20, 2005, 12:23:43 PM

Yes, but do I? Do I really?

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 20, 2005, 02:09:36 PM

Yes.  Quit being a Carl.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 20, 2005, 04:15:08 PM

This is what you get for being a Carl.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 20, 2005, 04:30:14 PM

I do a great Carl Imitation.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 20, 2005, 08:57:17 PM

So can MegatronCARL.  I do a spot-on Meatwad impersonation myself.

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Post by: Max Con on Mar 20, 2005, 09:46:37 PM

It's sad because it's true.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 20, 2005, 09:53:07 PM

And I can do an impersonation of Keanu doing an impersonation of MaxCon.  That's pretty spot-on too.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 20, 2005, 09:54:38 PM

I bet a gorrila could do an imitation of Max Con jackin off.

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Post by: Max Con on Mar 20, 2005, 09:58:55 PM

I get huffy, then I start to scream and punch things when I'm about to blow.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 20, 2005, 10:02:14 PM

You probably sound like Popeye...

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Post by: Max Con on Mar 20, 2005, 10:43:08 PM

Bluto.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 20, 2005, 11:01:48 PM

You're a bad liar.

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Post by: Max Con on Mar 20, 2005, 11:18:12 PM

Wimpy?

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 20, 2005, 11:22:35 PM

I could see that...but no.

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Post by: B E C K on Mar 20, 2005, 11:22:53 PM

Oh noes!  Too much!

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 20, 2005, 11:24:04 PM

Of?

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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 20, 2005, 11:40:37 PM

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This is what you get for being a Carl.

 :o huaw...

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 20, 2005, 11:43:09 PM

You get your head super-imposed onto Carl's body.

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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 20, 2005, 11:44:06 PM

:o Fucking image.
I can't even.
God.

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Post by: B E C K on Mar 20, 2005, 11:51:11 PM

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Of?

Information.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 20, 2005, 11:51:29 PM

Ohhhhhhh...

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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 20, 2005, 11:53:20 PM

Looka my face. On Carl.

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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 20, 2005, 11:53:39 PM

Yessssssssssss.

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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 20, 2005, 11:55:02 PM

Mwa ha ha ha haa. Most excellent, yehesssss

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Post by: Merla on Apr 08, 2005, 08:03:58 AM

Dudes I still haven't seen this movie!  

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 08, 2005, 10:03:06 AM

Me neither! even though it has Keanu Reeve on it(actually thats the only reason i would go to see it, to start with)

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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 08, 2005, 05:26:26 PM

You can wait for the DVD.

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Post by: gwynn on Apr 09, 2005, 06:29:25 AM

You guys should watch I <3 Huckabees.

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Post by: Fiero on Apr 09, 2005, 07:32:36 AM

I want to see that.

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Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2005, 04:17:44 PM

I don't.  I don't know why.  It just looked... uh....

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Post by: gwynn on Apr 09, 2005, 04:36:24 PM

Watch it for Jude Law at least, you dont wanna make Jude cry. :(  

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Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2005, 04:49:29 PM

I'm in the grey zone with Jude Law.

Parade's Nominees for the Top Ten Best Looking Men:
Brad Pitt.  Ok.
Will Smith.  No.
Colin Farrell.  No.
George Clooney.  Ok.
Tom Cruise.  Joy.
Johnny Depp.  Ok.
Ashton Kutcher.  YOU FAIL IT.  No.
Orlando Bloom.  Ok.
Jude Law.  Ok.
Richard Gere.  Yuck.

Score 5/10  (Minus an addition point for mere mention of Ass-ton.)

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Post by: gwynn on Apr 09, 2005, 04:58:22 PM

Brad Pitt. Allright
Will Smith. No.
Colin Farrell. Who?
George Clooney. Love.
Tom Cruise. Ick no
Johnny Depp. Love
Ashton Kutcher. Meh
Orlando Bloom. Meh
Jude Law. Love
Richard Gere. Allright


I just bought What's eating Gilbert Grape the other day for $5.
I havent got to see it yet, but you know I cant resist a young-er Depp.
Only movie I havent liked him in was Blow.

Jude Law was terrible in Alfie, well its wasnt really him I just didnt like the movie, and I hated Sky Captain too.
Huckabees however shines cause Jude has such amazing characters to play off of.
The kid from Rushmore is the star, he has a unibrow like Sam.

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Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2005, 05:15:35 PM

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Colin Farrell. Who?

Irish guy, thick eyebrows, came out in "Alexander" as the title character in which he sported a dumb looking blonde do'.

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Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2005, 05:17:10 PM

ouila.

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Post by: gwynn on Apr 09, 2005, 05:20:11 PM

I mustve not seen any of his movies.

He's pretty Meh looking.

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Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2005, 06:01:29 PM

I don't think I've seen his movies either.  I've just heard of him and his... behaviour.

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Post by: gwynn on Apr 09, 2005, 06:07:57 PM

Does he have sex with men in mall bathrooms?

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Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2005, 06:09:28 PM

Nah he just likes his drink.  :bernie:

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Post by: gwynn on Apr 09, 2005, 06:13:54 PM

Maybe he just went up a few points.
I hope hes not a violent drunk, those guys are no good yannow.

 

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 10, 2005, 11:06:57 AM

Jude Law is def the best in CLOSER

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Post by: B E C K on Apr 10, 2005, 11:24:18 PM

Why they put Richard Gere-head over Hugh Jackman is still confounding me....

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Post by: B E C K on Apr 10, 2005, 11:25:00 PM

And where the hell is Mel Gibson?  RIGGS!!!

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Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 11, 2005, 12:10:45 PM

Brad Pitt. Breederboy?  Not likely
Will Smith. No.
Colin Farrell. No
George Clooney. No
Tom Cruise. No
Johnny Depp. OK
Ashton Kutcher. No
Orlando Bloom. OK
Jude Law. OK (my sister would KILL me at this low assessment)
Richard Gere. Yuck

Agree with Nuri - HUGH JACKMAN!! :wub:  And Craig Parker (Haldir)

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Post by: Merla on Apr 11, 2005, 01:56:56 PM

Brad Pitt. HELL NO.
"Breederboy? Not likely" --Why do you call him that?  Just because he wants a family?  
Will Smith. YES!!!  Tee Hawty hawt hawt!
Colin Farrell. Fuck No.
George Clooney. No Way.
Tom Cruise. Ewwww!!!
Johnny Depp. 21 Jump Street Only.
Ashton Kutcher. Gross.
Orlando Bloom. OK only as Legolas.
Jude Law. He's an odd duck.  (my sister would KILL me at this low assessment)
Richard Gere. Yuck
HUGH JACKMAN!!  And Craig Parker (Haldir)  :wub:

Viggo Mortensen- A God!
Sean Bean & that dude who played his brother in LOTR. --Handsome  

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Post by: Bernie on Apr 11, 2005, 02:29:54 PM

Nothing wrong with wanting a family.   Going on Larry King and whining that "it's time to quit just practicing" is very gauche.   Keep your dirty laundry in the hamper, Brad.  <_<  

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Post by: Merla on Apr 11, 2005, 02:31:40 PM

Dang he said that!  What a PIG!

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 11, 2005, 02:47:59 PM

I would fuck Clooney or Pitt if I were gay, Bloom would have to be Legolas'd...

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Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2005, 03:13:01 PM

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Brad Pitt. HELL NO.
"Breederboy? Not likely" --Why do you call him that?  Just because he wants a family?  
Will Smith. YES!!!  Tee Hawty hawt hawt!
Colin Farrell. Fuck No.
George Clooney. No Way.
Tom Cruise. Ewwww!!!
Johnny Depp. 21 Jump Street Only.
Ashton Kutcher. Gross.
Orlando Bloom. OK only as Legolas.
Jude Law. He's an odd duck. (my sister would KILL me at this low assessment)
Richard Gere. Yuck
HUGH JACKMAN!!  And Craig Parker (Haldir)  :wub:

Viggo Mortensen- A God!
Sean Bean & that dude who played his brother in LOTR. --Handsome

I would not!  That's Bernie's sister!  Brad Pitt is hot only in the movie "Cool World".  And I can't believe I forgot Sean Bean.  I'm sorry, my love!
 

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Post by: Merla on Apr 11, 2005, 03:15:44 PM

Oppsie!    :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  Sorry Nur-head.   I forgot to cut that out.  

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Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 12, 2005, 12:49:22 PM

"only hot in the movie Cool World".....................  :rolleyes:  

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Post by: B E C K on Apr 13, 2005, 12:16:19 AM

Shut-up.  You're not gay enough to count here.

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Post by: MegatronYES on Apr 13, 2005, 04:25:48 AM

You're not sane enough to comment on celebrity hotness, clearly.