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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 01:27:17 AM

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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 01:27:17 AM
Of course I do, I just meant I've responded to everything on the first page.  I should be studying, but that's what a smart person would do.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 01:27:53 AM
Filter Test:  Phucking Heiress-Whore Ass-spank.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 01:28:57 AM
Ha ha!  Take that!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 01:38:40 AM
Bride of Pacman    0       
Dancing Japanese Riceball    25
Crimefighting Tennis Shoe    50
Lonely Pencil Sharpener    100
Crossdressing Toadstool    200
Erotic Plastic Snowman    350
Angry Rainbow Lollipop    500
Bitchy Salad Fork    700    
Sassy Chocolate Bunny    850
Perky Cup of Urine    1001
Unicyle-Riding Ferret    1351
Sexy Bucket of Legos    1500

I don't think anyone's become a Perky Cup of Urine yet.  And I liked that one.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 01:57:59 AM
Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life

Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here 2 tell u
There's something else
The afterworld

A world of never ending happiness
U can always see the sun, day or night

So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby

'Cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in the afterworld
In this life
You're on your own

And if de-elevator tries 2 bring u down
Go crazy - punch a higher floor


Ah that is indeed sound advice.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 02:02:38 AM
I've never been disgusted by a pop-up until now.  No, not even a porno pop-up.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 03:08:29 AM
For awhile, I had been responding to everything of interest.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 04:25:37 AM
But then nothing was interesting.  Ha ha!  SNAP!  Ohhh... burn.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 08, 2005, 10:19:30 AM
Nuri, lay off the sugar!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 12:40:14 PM
She's all "hopped up on goofballs".   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Fresh.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 08, 2005, 01:45:10 PM
God damn, Nuri. I just love you sometimes!  :lol:  
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 08, 2005, 02:00:53 PM
Is it good or bad love?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 08, 2005, 02:04:28 PM
Good.

The only kind of bad love is one where she pretends to be carrying so that you'll stick around. She uh. Can't really make that claim.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2005, 02:48:42 PM
But it involves "bad touch".
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Post by: Sam on Mar 08, 2005, 10:02:38 PM
And "doing it like they do on the Discovery Channel"?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 08, 2005, 10:49:09 PM
I wish, she's on the rag :(
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2005, 11:11:33 PM
Blech!  :x
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 01:17:58 AM
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And "doing it like they do on the Discovery Channel"?
Oh Shellspark, you're so "2001"!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 01:32:43 AM
I party like it's 1999.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 01:35:12 AM
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Good.

The only kind of bad love is one where she pretends to be carrying so that you'll stick around. She uh. Can't really make that claim.
Durrr, I just realized what he meant by that.  By carrying, I thought he meant a gun.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 01:47:57 AM
Seven guests?  "But of course!"
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 09, 2005, 03:08:36 AM
Ha, but what was that "blech" for?  <_<  
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 03:10:04 AM
For Kary being on the rag.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 09, 2005, 03:10:52 AM
Oh yeah.


Blech.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 03:12:51 AM
I'd hope so!  Unless you like to punch the ol' strawberry tart.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 09, 2005, 03:14:33 AM
That means ass licking.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 03:15:36 AM
Whatever.  I lose track of the crazy lingo you kids use.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 09, 2005, 03:16:35 AM
Strawberry milkshake.


 :)  
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2005, 03:18:16 AM
Raspberry lemonade.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 09, 2005, 08:07:48 AM
Potato famine.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 09, 2005, 08:28:58 AM
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I wish, she's on the rag :(
I thought u didnt care about that
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 09, 2005, 11:18:39 AM
I need a Blech as well then.   :P  Maybe that's why the usual daily inspection of my lunch in the break room has me so cranky.  It always annoys me a little, but today I wanted to pointedly throw it all in the trash and go have a couple of merlots instead.  :angry:  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 09, 2005, 11:41:32 AM
Eww. Potato famine? What the fuck is that, fucking dead fat chicks?  :blink:  
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Mar 09, 2005, 12:52:15 PM
When I saw this title, I thought that Nuri was happy about finally being the full owner of the board.

But then I saw that she's just crazy.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 01:11:15 PM
I'm only second owner...  That's depressing.
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Post by: Faye Faye on Mar 09, 2005, 01:34:44 PM
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I need a Blech as well then.   :P  Maybe that's why the usual daily inspection of my lunch in the break room has me so cranky.  It always annoys me a little, but today I wanted to pointedly throw it all in the trash and go have a couple of merlots instead.  :angry:
I had sushi today yummm! and i bought a bottle of rum and one of vodka
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 09, 2005, 01:35:18 PM
*eats a footlong Subway turkey sub*

^_^
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Post by: Faye faye on Mar 09, 2005, 01:39:42 PM
Do you like eating a foot long sandwich all the time?
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Post by: Merla on Mar 09, 2005, 02:55:43 PM
Dang Nuri-head what shit are you smoking?!?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 03:34:40 PM
She apprently puts Quiznos subs in rolling paper, then makes a trip to the pepper bar.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 09, 2005, 03:36:35 PM
Nah!  She won't touch their food.  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 03:36:56 PM
That doesn't mean she wouldn't smoke it!
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Post by: Merla on Mar 09, 2005, 03:48:37 PM
You bring up an interesting point.  Ever since they aired those nasty commerials where some woman is taking Quizones from the trash and eating it, I don't want too eat there food any more.  That really grossed me out.  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 04:03:27 PM
Hahaha!  I never saw that one!  That reminds me of the "Lunch-back" from Middle School.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 09, 2005, 10:24:04 PM
I hate quizno's with a passion, but usually only when there food sucks, which is often.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 09, 2005, 10:29:40 PM
Quiznos used to be good when they opened up...then they started not having things...   My favorite time was when they ran out of bread.  You heard me.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 10, 2005, 12:07:56 AM
Subway makes their own.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 10, 2005, 12:12:32 AM
Aside from not putting enough meat on their subs, Subway's alright.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 10, 2005, 12:36:16 AM
Get double meat. Or learn to eat vegetables.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2005, 12:52:54 AM
I bought the wrong powder today!  Nine bucks for something I don't need!  Think they'll let me take it back?
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Post by: joe on Mar 10, 2005, 12:55:47 AM
Probably, as long as it's sealed...
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2005, 12:58:49 AM
I opened it.  That's how I found out its wrong.  It only had one seal, a little clear circle on the top of the box.  =\
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Post by: joe on Mar 10, 2005, 01:04:24 AM
Ah... I think you might be out of luck.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2005, 01:41:59 AM
scheiße!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 10, 2005, 09:30:19 AM
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Quiznos used to be good when they opened up...then they started not having things...   My favorite time was when they ran out of bread.  You heard me.
Once I went to KFC and they told me they ran out of chicken :joe:


btw i just became a fan of that roastbeef n' dip sandwich from quiznos. damn gooood
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 10, 2005, 11:23:19 AM
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scheiße!
Hey! How do you type an ess-tset?
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Post by: Merla on Mar 10, 2005, 12:54:51 PM
WTF?!?!  How the hell does Quizonos run out of a staple like bread?  I can see them run out of a certain type of bread but not all the bread.  Maybe the rats got to it.  That happened at Dairy Queen when Nuri use to work there.  How in the sam helbling does KFC run out of chicken?!?   :blink:  
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Post by: Zero at Work on Mar 10, 2005, 01:07:19 PM
Hell, the KFC up by my work runs out of chicken ALL THE TIME.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 10, 2005, 01:09:35 PM
Blood Hell!  They should call themselves KF instead of KFC.
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Post by: Zero at work on Mar 10, 2005, 01:12:08 PM
Last time I went there, they told me my only options were legs and thighs...  FUCK THAT.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 10, 2005, 01:18:07 PM
GROSS!!!  The dark, greasy chicken meat!! X_x! :blink:  :joe:  :x  
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Post by: Zero at Work on Mar 10, 2005, 01:20:51 PM
I'm not really opposed to eating dark meat, but I prefer white.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 10, 2005, 01:23:16 PM
I won't touch it unless its chopped up and mixed with white meat.  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 10, 2005, 07:02:37 PM
dark meat is DISGUSTING and nauseous imo
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2005, 07:10:54 PM
I copied and pasted it, Dert.  But if you go into your Control Panel and add German under Text Services and Input Language Options, you can then choose German and type it out with the - key.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2005, 07:12:43 PM
And I'll eat dark meat if I'm really hungry or if its mixed with tomato sauce.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 10, 2005, 07:53:09 PM
When I ate meat, I ate nothing but dark meat.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 10, 2005, 09:27:22 PM
God I can't belive those conformist assholes got you...
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Post by: The D on Mar 10, 2005, 10:11:00 PM
I love dark meat. White meat is too dry, unless it has a nice sauce.

is Dert Meg's real name or just something we're calling him now?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 10, 2005, 10:39:43 PM
It's his nickname.  He's a Robert.
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Post by: blanktoe on Mar 10, 2005, 10:56:25 PM
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dark meat is DISGUSTING and nauseous imo
See if I ever help you out again!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 10, 2005, 11:08:26 PM
HA!
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Post by: blanktoe on Mar 10, 2005, 11:18:36 PM
I'm serious everytime she got a computer problem she I.M.s me. And where are those tittay shots I was promised?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 10, 2005, 11:38:39 PM
Shellspark probably has them.  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 11, 2005, 01:48:23 AM
Zero's friends call him Jimmy James.



 :lol: Nah, I'm just kidding. He doesn't have any frieds. But he does run a radio station.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 11, 2005, 06:44:42 AM
What the fuck are you talking about?  
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2005, 07:09:13 AM
He's getting drunk with Faye-Faye.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 11, 2005, 10:20:46 AM
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dark meat is DISGUSTING and nauseous imo
See if I ever help you out again!
nooo Toeeee, i dont know what me and my computer would do without youuu :(  :(
(my comp almost died yesterday, btw :( the end is coming soon, i can FEEL it)
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 11, 2005, 04:53:52 PM
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He's getting drunk with Faye-Faye.
There you go with the half-truths...
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2005, 09:07:53 PM
I'm like one of those weird creatures in Labyrinth except my snatch doesn't have a face.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 11, 2005, 10:05:30 PM
You'll probably need Merla to vouch for you on that one.  What with all your recent lies.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2005, 10:14:16 PM
What if I just post an artist's rendering?
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2005, 10:15:21 PM
Viola.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 11, 2005, 10:23:31 PM
OMG! TEH ART00rZ!!!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 11, 2005, 10:23:32 PM
I see a nose, eyes and eye brows...
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 12, 2005, 11:11:57 AM
it looks like a penis
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 12, 2005, 12:54:05 PM
Faye, you should go to the doctor then.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 12, 2005, 05:27:56 PM
i dont remember posting that :joe:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 12, 2005, 05:30:19 PM
That would be Zac.
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Post by: Merla on Mar 12, 2005, 07:55:10 PM
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You'll probably need Merla to vouch for you on that one.  What with all your recent lies.
 :joe:   Ewwww.  NO!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 12, 2005, 07:57:10 PM
Well then, there is no way to disprove anything.
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Post by: DarthPenis on Mar 12, 2005, 10:07:50 PM
Fine, play with my wang.  See if I care.   :(  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 12, 2005, 10:08:59 PM
I'm too dignified to respond to that.  SERVED.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 12, 2005, 10:20:20 PM
Is that an open invitation?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 12, 2005, 10:21:37 PM
No.  It was not.
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Post by: DarthPenis on Mar 12, 2005, 10:22:23 PM
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I'm too dignified to respond to that.  SERVED.
But you just did.  SERVED.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 12, 2005, 10:23:22 PM
I responded to Fiero.  
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Post by: DarthPhilLaMarr on Mar 12, 2005, 10:27:46 PM
No way.  You were the last person to respond when I responded.  Then you responded after I responded to you.  You're so served.  Admit it and move on with your life.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 12, 2005, 10:28:30 PM
You're not logged in so none of this counts!  DESPERATION SERVE.
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Post by: DarthPhilLaMarr on Mar 12, 2005, 10:32:14 PM
No, it's a lazy serve.  Don't take my victory away from me.  I only have one man left and there aren't any more mushrooms on this level.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 12, 2005, 10:35:47 PM
*blind-sides you with turtle shell*
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 12, 2005, 10:48:11 PM
FUCKIYIOUOISUDOSJlkmgvelgm 23!!!111@22
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 13, 2005, 10:11:12 AM
There not turtles, there Koopa Troopas, asshole.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 13, 2005, 03:27:25 PM
First off, you mis-used "there".  You should have used "they're", college boy.  Secondly, Koopa Troopers *ARE* turtles and *HAVE* turtle shells.  S-E-R-V-E-D.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 13, 2005, 04:57:03 PM
zero served you.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 13, 2005, 05:05:07 PM
I sure did.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 13, 2005, 10:31:51 PM
nu-uh!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 13, 2005, 10:42:46 PM
You got served pretty hardcore back there.  There's no effective way to deny it.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 13, 2005, 10:54:16 PM
Yeah, that serving was intense.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 14, 2005, 07:51:26 AM
When did we start playing tennis, anyway?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 14, 2005, 06:55:24 PM
Probably when you started taking things so literally.  You've been served in retrospect.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 14, 2005, 07:06:23 PM
*watches Gross Pointe Blank*
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 15, 2005, 01:24:56 AM
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i dont remember posting that :joe:
 :lol: Ha ha ha ha!
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 15, 2005, 06:57:46 AM
Uh, served!  Or something.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 15, 2005, 08:51:52 AM
that "served"thing is starting to get really annoying.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 15, 2005, 12:16:05 PM
Except when I do it.  When I do it, it's hot.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 15, 2005, 02:33:51 PM
It's on Figh ya.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Mar 15, 2005, 02:40:28 PM
The roof!  The roof is on fire!!



Somebody call John Travolta!!
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Post by: blanktoe on Mar 15, 2005, 04:08:56 PM
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It's on Figh ya.
Artie Lang fan in da house.  :P  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 15, 2005, 10:11:43 PM
No, the Drummond board is dead...
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 15, 2005, 11:19:57 PM
Along with the Artie Lang As Vegeta online petition.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 16, 2005, 12:06:53 AM
THAT... WOULD...ROCK!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Mar 16, 2005, 12:08:15 AM
Howard could be Goku. Robin would be Bulma. And Fred could be the Turtle since he barely fucking talks but is the best thing on the show.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 16, 2005, 12:14:24 AM
Shame Wesley Willis isn't around anymore... He'd make an excellent Popo.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Mar 16, 2005, 10:50:29 PM
Picolo McDonalds!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 16, 2005, 10:52:31 PM
More like "They Threw Me Out of Kami's Place".